Floogeldy
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Tue Jan-31-06 10:14 AM
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| Post something positive about living alone. |
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I can spread the peanut butter on the bread and then LICK THE KNIFE before I stick it in the jelly jar. Ha ha ha ha. 
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| -Post something positive about living alone. |
Floogeldy |
Jan-31-06 10:14 AM |
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No one steals the blankets ... |
ThreeCatNight |
Jan-31-06 10:16 AM |
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You can leave the lid up |
DaveTheWave |
Jan-31-06 10:17 AM |
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Clothing is optional. |
Akoto |
Jan-31-06 10:18 AM |
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Oh yeah! The door closes and the pants hit the floor. Total freedom baby |
JVS |
Jan-31-06 10:31 AM |
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How's that different than being married? (nt) |
Heidi |
Jan-31-06 11:54 AM |
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You can watch what you want |
skygazer |
Jan-31-06 10:19 AM |
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I've never had the pleasure of that, sadly. |
Shine |
Jan-31-06 10:21 AM |
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Well, I've only partly had it |
skygazer |
Jan-31-06 12:09 PM |
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I did a vision quest once in the desert and was alone for 2 days & 2 nites |
Shine |
Jan-31-06 12:30 PM |
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what I want to watch on TV, anytime, any channel |
LSK |
Jan-31-06 10:32 AM |
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Never having to say anything |
JVS |
Jan-31-06 10:33 AM |
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Never having to listen is good too :) nt |
justabob |
Jan-31-06 12:46 PM |
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ironically, co-workers are bitching about spouses right now |
LSK |
Jan-31-06 10:34 AM |
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go where I want, when I want, how I want |
wildhorses |
Jan-31-06 10:35 AM |
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I can listen to music as loud as I want ! n/t |
lcbart |
Jan-31-06 10:35 AM |
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You can keep your house clean and tidy. |
Sequoia |
Jan-31-06 10:37 AM |
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Never having to explain where I've been when I come home late. |
RebelOne |
Jan-31-06 10:37 AM |
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You don't have to delete the internet porn off your computer. |
Squatch |
Jan-31-06 10:38 AM |
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You could even set them as your homepage and keep them bookmarked! |
ComerPerro |
Jan-31-06 12:08 PM |
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You can be naked as much as you like. |
redqueen |
Jan-31-06 10:42 AM |
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Ah, living alone. |
Midlodemocrat |
Jan-31-06 10:46 AM |
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A quiet house...all the time... |
cynatnite |
Jan-31-06 10:48 AM |
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LOL. I keep hearing from empty nesters how quiet it is |
Midlodemocrat |
Jan-31-06 10:50 AM |
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i can do most of the things mentioned here |
kagehime |
Jan-31-06 10:49 AM |
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all of the above |
JitterbugPerfume |
Jan-31-06 10:56 AM |
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I like the quiet. |
BushIsAPooHead |
Jan-31-06 10:57 AM |
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I can eat fried chicken naked and not gross any one out. :D |
DanCa |
Jan-31-06 10:59 AM |
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Living alone=FREEDOM! |
Wcross |
Jan-31-06 11:05 AM |
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can always host booty calls |
aclog |
Jan-31-06 11:06 AM |
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I do that but I don't live alone |
TheProphetess |
Jan-31-06 11:06 AM |
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The toilet seat stays |
mzteris |
Jan-31-06 11:07 AM |
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*BEEELLLLLCH* I don't know. |
Crazy Guggenheim |
Jan-31-06 11:08 AM |
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Shameless Couch Island time! |
jane_pippin |
Jan-31-06 11:08 AM |
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*BW posting from bed.* Me, too. |
BikeWriter |
Jan-31-06 11:13 AM |
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Hell, almost everything is positive. |
Vash the Stampede |
Jan-31-06 11:18 AM |
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The joys are endless. |
SOteric |
Jan-31-06 11:29 AM |
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You can quit smoking easier living alone eom |
Roon |
Jan-31-06 11:33 AM |
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Peaceful. Quiet. Neat. Organized. Did I say Quiet? |
GalleryGod |
Jan-31-06 11:34 AM |
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You can eat beans and other such foods with complete impunity |
ET Awful |
Jan-31-06 11:34 AM |
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Feel like singing the "Ode to Joy" from Beethoven's Ninth at 3:00 AM |
anarch |
Jan-31-06 11:34 AM |
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I am unable to answer until I know the |
HypnoToad |
Jan-31-06 11:36 AM |
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I'll let you know in a few weeks... |
RetroLounge |
Jan-31-06 11:36 AM |
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I can scream as loud as I want when |
Radical Activist |
Jan-31-06 11:39 AM |
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I always have what I want for dinner |
Radical Activist |
Jan-31-06 11:47 AM |
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NO toe-bites. _Fewer_ bed farts. (nt) |
Heidi |
Jan-31-06 11:53 AM |
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but if there are bed farts |
JitterbugPerfume |
Jan-31-06 12:06 PM |
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From a dog's point of view: |
Heidi |
Jan-31-06 12:31 PM |
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Adorable! |
latebloomer |
Jan-31-06 02:29 PM |
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I love it |
JitterbugPerfume |
Feb-01-06 08:51 PM |
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Be an incredible slob and no one complains |
kwassa |
Jan-31-06 12:11 PM |
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Fewer arguments. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-31-06 12:12 PM |
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I can watch all the creepy crime shows I want. |
flamingyouth |
Jan-31-06 12:31 PM |
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Hee Hee. The SO calls the Dead Baby Shows |
Harley Quinn |
Jan-31-06 01:11 PM |
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Sounds like me. |
Radical Activist |
Feb-01-06 08:53 PM |
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Everything is right where I left it |
Nicole |
Jan-31-06 01:24 PM |
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What Goes In the Fridge, Stays in the Fridge |
Patiod |
Jan-31-06 01:29 PM |
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You can eat crackers in bed. |
China_cat |
Jan-31-06 01:31 PM |
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If the house is clean when you go out for the day |
gollygee |
Jan-31-06 01:32 PM |
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that's my favorite |
liontamer |
Feb-01-06 09:29 PM |
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You can order what YOU want on the pizza |
ernstbass |
Jan-31-06 01:33 PM |
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The best of all |
Ally McLesbian |
Jan-31-06 02:27 PM |
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When I lived alone... |
Left Is Write |
Feb-01-06 09:13 PM |
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Nobody can hear me cry into my pillow at night. |
Borgnine |
Feb-01-06 09:21 PM |
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Peace and quiet |
NV Whino |
Feb-01-06 10:10 PM |
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you dont have to clean up someone else crap. |
lionesspriyanka |
Feb-01-06 10:12 PM |
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Dilbert: "I can theoretically have sex any time I want. Theoretically." |
Benfea |
Feb-01-06 10:12 PM |
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uhh... |
BikeWriter |
Feb-01-06 10:16 PM |
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Bwahahaha! |
Floogeldy |
Feb-01-06 10:34 PM |
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I can eat dinner in front of the computer |
gristy |
Feb-01-06 10:30 PM |
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I can put olives in everything and nobody complains. |
LeftyMom |
Feb-01-06 10:38 PM |
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I can talk to myself out loud without anyone thinking I'm crazy. |
SofaKingLiberal |
Feb-01-06 10:42 PM |
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TV remote is 100% MINE, ALL MINE ALL MINE ALL MINE!!! |
Throd |
Feb-01-06 10:44 PM |
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The food is what you want, within budgetary limits. |
swag |
Feb-01-06 10:45 PM |
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Space. |
fortyfeetunder |
Feb-01-06 11:13 PM |
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I can choose to move without discussion |
Whoa_Nelly |
Feb-01-06 11:43 PM |
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I can work on my ultrasonic death ray without "The View" playing in the BG |
CanuckAmok |
Feb-02-06 12:20 AM |
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