Top 10 Reasons You Might Be Too Old to Gig

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10 - During the second set, you scream for the drummer to please stop hitting those annoying cymbals.
9 - All you want from groupies is a foot massage.
8 - Prepping for the gig involves plucking hair from your chin or nose.
7 - You need your glasses to see your amp settings.
6 - You no longer use a tip jar.
5 - You ask the club owner if you can start at 8:30 p.m. instead of 9:30 p.m.
4 - You need a nap before the gig.
3 - During the breaks, you now go to your van to lie down.
2 - You don't recover until Tuesday afternoon.
1 - The waitress is your daughter.