CBHagman
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Tue Jan-03-06 05:24 PM
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| 89. Are you a sign from God, Reverend? |
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Edited on Tue Jan-03-06 05:25 PM by CBHagman
I went back to work today and realized that all the drama queens, Reagan worshippers, hissy fit throwers, clingers, kvetches, pessimists, anal-retentive types, self-help book addicts, professional victims, Js from Hell on the Myers-Briggs scale, red light runners, and anyone else who has run afoul of my Irish-Hungarian temper (thanks, Mom and Dad).
Does this mean we all have special dispensation to refuse to suffer fools gladly??? Is it "Katy, bar the door" when it comes to dysfunctional bosses, noisy neighbors, devil-children, and pernicious "love" interests?
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| -I am so fucking sick of being nice. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 11:23 AM |
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I think you have the genesis (no pun intended) of a great sermon here |
ForrestGump |
Jan-03-06 11:26 AM |
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I also borrowed heavily from your movie, too. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 11:37 AM |
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And you simply MUST insert |
ForrestGump |
Jan-03-06 11:38 AM |
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Now, now - none of that. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 11:40 AM |
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LOL -- You folks call what you see a STORM? |
merh |
Jan-03-06 11:42 AM |
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I am the bastard child of Rabrrrrrr and Mrs. Grumpy. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 11:44 AM |
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Rev. Grumpierrrrrr |
RetroLounge |
Jan-03-06 11:54 AM |
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I'm right there with you Rev. Grumpierrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. |
merh |
Jan-03-06 12:02 PM |
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I never before noticed that Grumpy sat on the organ bellows. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 12:10 PM |
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It wasn't done well |
merh |
Jan-03-06 12:14 PM |
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Now you're just mocking me, aren't you? |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 12:19 PM |
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You know, you are really beginning to piss me off! |
merh |
Jan-03-06 12:40 PM |
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You do realize, don't you.. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 12:44 PM |
#62 |
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Now what the hell - why the fuck would I want to be in charge? |
merh |
Jan-03-06 12:56 PM |
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OK, OK, you got me! |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 12:59 PM |
#72 |
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you gotta love me! |
merh |
Jan-03-06 01:07 PM |
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How'd Lucy get into this? |
Oeditpus Rex |
Jan-03-06 04:04 PM |
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Maybe you can ask Binky. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 10:28 PM |
#90 |
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he takes all KINDS of shit from ME! |
matcom |
Jan-03-06 11:39 AM |
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But what you don't know |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 11:41 AM |
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No, no, no - I'm saving it all up for a massive SHITSTORM rebuttal! |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jan-03-06 11:53 AM |
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You mean an "implosion of explosives?" |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 11:54 AM |
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Sorry, you are too nice. |
RetroLounge |
Jan-03-06 11:41 AM |
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Oh yeah?? |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 11:46 AM |
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I know what you're talking about. |
swimboy |
Jan-03-06 11:51 AM |
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What the fuck are you hiding for? |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 12:12 PM |
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I've left the hiding place and got me some POPCORN! |
swimboy |
Jan-03-06 12:15 PM |
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Good - we'll need snacks to fuel our outrage. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 12:22 PM |
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Your first lesson: Outrage is not fueled by popcorn. |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jan-03-06 12:51 PM |
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Thank you, my Lord. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 12:53 PM |
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No. |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jan-03-06 12:54 PM |
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Then I'll have to stop at the grocery store on the way home. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 12:56 PM |
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These loins are fucking girded |
RetroLounge |
Jan-03-06 12:59 PM |
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Damn you! You're going to make me all nice again! |
swimboy |
Jan-03-06 02:52 PM |
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or we could find a cold river or lake |
RetroLounge |
Jan-03-06 02:59 PM |
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Excellent! One of my favorite things to do! |
swimboy |
Jan-03-06 03:59 PM |
#85 |
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Wanna come over and jump in the Lake? |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 11:20 PM |
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Sounds like a good plan... |
RetroLounge |
Jan-04-06 12:01 AM |
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Really? |
RetroLounge |
Jan-03-06 11:53 AM |
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NICE??? Did you say Nice?? |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 12:07 PM |
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Oostberg!?! |
RetroLounge |
Jan-03-06 01:02 PM |
#74 |
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I like who you are. Don't become like someone else, please. |
Heidi |
Jan-03-06 11:46 AM |
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Don't you think 44 years is long enough? |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 11:48 AM |
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Would changing make you a better human being? |
Heidi |
Jan-03-06 11:52 AM |
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ah |
tigereye |
Jan-03-06 12:23 PM |
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now you know this is supposed to be my year |
hfojvt |
Jan-04-06 04:20 AM |
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our long national nightmare of excess niceness is finally over |
hfojvt |
Jan-03-06 11:48 AM |
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Goddammit, it's about fucking time!! |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 11:53 AM |
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I am just confused |
hfojvt |
Jan-03-06 12:01 PM |
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Nonsense. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 12:16 PM |
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Isn't that what they think theirs is? |
hfojvt |
Jan-03-06 12:31 PM |
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You learn well, young padawan. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 12:40 PM |
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Well FUCK YOU |
LynneSin |
Jan-03-06 11:49 AM |
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She never says it to ME like that |
ForrestGump |
Jan-03-06 11:52 AM |
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FUCK YOU TOO |
LynneSin |
Jan-03-06 12:02 PM |
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I'm singing already! So...what position? |
ForrestGump |
Jan-03-06 12:04 PM |
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Hard? |
LynneSin |
Jan-03-06 12:12 PM |
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That's right, I'm singing as hard as I can |
ForrestGump |
Jan-03-06 12:14 PM |
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ewww....soft |
LynneSin |
Jan-03-06 12:18 PM |
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"Immigrant Song"? |
ForrestGump |
Jan-03-06 12:20 PM |
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Ok, you have my interest again - how about this Immigrant Song? |
LynneSin |
Jan-03-06 12:21 PM |
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Now you've done it. I'm stripping you of your rank and priveleges. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 12:24 PM |
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I KNEW they were our overlords! |
ForrestGump |
Jan-03-06 12:34 PM |
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That's the spirit! |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 12:21 PM |
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Come on, Nice People! Rev's given us a safe place to let it all out! |
swimboy |
Jan-03-06 11:52 AM |
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Uh oh. I don't know if I can handle such a transformation. |
Ladyhawk |
Jan-03-06 11:53 AM |
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What? No RrrrrrevCheesehead? |
kick-ass-bob |
Jan-03-06 11:53 AM |
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Someone once told me (in private), to |
Strong Atheist |
Jan-03-06 11:54 AM |
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Well, fuck that. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 11:58 AM |
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Hmmmm .... nt. |
Strong Atheist |
Jan-03-06 01:20 PM |
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Sigh. On second thought (after reading some |
Strong Atheist |
Jan-03-06 01:54 PM |
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I think I was demonically posessed. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 10:30 PM |
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Don't hate yourself. We all get |
Strong Atheist |
Jan-04-06 05:45 AM |
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Repeat after me: "I AM the fucking QUEEN!!!!!!!! |
buddyhollysghost |
Jan-03-06 11:55 AM |
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I am the FUCKING Queen! |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 12:46 PM |
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Nice: from Latin nescius, ignorant, from nescre, to be ignorant |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jan-03-06 11:59 AM |
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welcome to the grand illusion |
hfojvt |
Jan-03-06 12:11 PM |
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Welcome to the Hotel California |
ForrestGump |
Jan-03-06 12:17 PM |
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*gasp* Rev! |
cssmall |
Jan-03-06 12:15 PM |
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Does the world really need another Rabrrrrrr? |
miss_american_pie |
Jan-03-06 12:26 PM |
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Especially considering the Great New Year's Eve Cleansing: |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jan-03-06 12:30 PM |
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Yikes |
miss_american_pie |
Jan-03-06 12:35 PM |
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I'm not afraid of you. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 12:48 PM |
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And will you kill me when I turn my back? |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jan-03-06 12:49 PM |
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I'd rather stab you face-to-face. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 12:51 PM |
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Sounds like something I would say |
bushwentawol |
Jan-03-06 12:29 PM |
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for some reason these images came to mind |
tigereye |
Jan-03-06 12:30 PM |
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I called your bishop. (nt) |
Call Me Wesley |
Jan-03-06 01:03 PM |
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I killed your Bishop. |
Dangerously Amused |
Jan-03-06 01:16 PM |
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You can't kill a bishop. |
Call Me Wesley |
Jan-03-06 01:18 PM |
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Can't her rook take the bishop? |
merh |
Jan-03-06 01:53 PM |
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OK, I'll give in. |
Call Me Wesley |
Jan-03-06 01:58 PM |
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I give asshole lessons, too. |
Dave Reynolds |
Jan-03-06 04:39 PM |
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well, if you're sick of being nice |
gkhouston |
Jan-03-06 05:03 PM |
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Point taken. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 11:08 PM |
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Are you a sign from God, Reverend? |
CBHagman |
Jan-03-06 05:24 PM |
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Abso-fucking-lutely. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 11:10 PM |
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Well, just getting started here. |
CBHagman |
Jan-04-06 09:14 AM |
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At least we have an ally... |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-04-06 11:18 AM |
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You go for it, my dear Rev! |
CaliforniaPeggy |
Jan-03-06 11:16 PM |
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My God - - |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 11:22 PM |
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The new you will get along well with the rest of the lounge |
nothingshocksmeanymore |
Jan-03-06 11:17 PM |
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So, do you think I'm sincere? |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 11:24 PM |
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If you are sincere, you won't blend |
nothingshocksmeanymore |
Jan-03-06 11:25 PM |
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It must be the anointing oil. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 11:28 PM |
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Don't know about Rabrrrrr, but if your finally pissed, |
hickman1937 |
Jan-03-06 11:18 PM |
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In church-lingo, we call it "Righteous Indignation." |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-03-06 11:26 PM |
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You better be very clear here. |
hickman1937 |
Jan-04-06 12:51 AM |
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Jesus is compatable with the OT |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-04-06 01:08 AM |
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Been lapsed for years. |
hickman1937 |
Jan-04-06 01:39 AM |
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Oh, truer words were never said. |
CBHagman |
Jan-04-06 11:12 AM |
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No, that's called "ministry." |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-04-06 11:20 AM |
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I won't try to talk you out of it, but I do have one thing to say |
BuffyTheFundieSlayer |
Jan-03-06 11:29 PM |
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Why, Ms. Slayer, I'm flattered. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-04-06 12:03 AM |
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After tonight, I understand why you're sick of being nice. |
Heidi |
Jan-04-06 04:23 AM |
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"Gonna pick up my sword and shield, Down by the Riverside..." |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-04-06 11:23 AM |
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Me too! |
Joan_Alpern |
Jan-04-06 07:49 AM |
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I find that I'm more likely to get what I want, if I'm nice. |
Rhiannon12866 |
Jan-04-06 07:56 AM |
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Hey Rhiannon12866! I've missed you! |
Joan_Alpern |
Jan-04-06 08:24 AM |
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Thank you, my friend! That was priceless!!!:D |
Rhiannon12866 |
Jan-04-06 08:47 AM |
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"Nice" just doesn't cut it anymore. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-04-06 11:27 AM |
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I'm beginning to think that's a rrrrrrather good idea! |
Joan_Alpern |
Jan-05-06 05:20 AM |
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You know what? |
southlandshari |
Jan-04-06 07:53 AM |
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Happy New Yearrrrrr, Sharrrrrri. |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-04-06 11:28 AM |
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Do you really want something in common with O'Lielly and Coltface? |
Montauk6 |
Jan-04-06 01:12 PM |
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*moving this to the top |
CarpeDiebold |
Jan-04-06 07:47 PM |
#125 |
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Do they want to be like Rabrrrrrr, too? |
RevCheesehead |
Jan-04-06 07:53 PM |
#126 |
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