Dangerously Amused
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Sat Dec-03-05 01:46 AM
Response to Reply #42 |
| 48. Aisle 11. Right next to the elbow macaroni. Can't miss it. |
| -what the hell is wrong with me? |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 12:56 AM |
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Um, er, I dunno! |
KitchenWitch |
Dec-03-05 12:57 AM |
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Something will probably come to you eventually |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:10 AM |
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eh, not likely! |
KitchenWitch |
Dec-03-05 01:17 AM |
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:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:20 AM |
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Nothing that I'm aware of |
BuffyTheFundieSlayer |
Dec-03-05 12:57 AM |
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you obviously weren't there at our table |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:10 AM |
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Hey! No more self-flagellation allowed for at least 24 hours! |
BuffyTheFundieSlayer |
Dec-03-05 01:17 AM |
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self abuse better be okay |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:22 AM |
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Well, I can't stop you from halfway across the country |
BuffyTheFundieSlayer |
Dec-03-05 01:27 AM |
#24 |
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my my |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:33 AM |
#29 |
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That's good to hear |
BuffyTheFundieSlayer |
Dec-03-05 01:42 AM |
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that is good advice |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:46 AM |
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I don't know... but just stop with it already..... |
WCGreen |
Dec-03-05 12:58 AM |
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if I could stop with it |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:12 AM |
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Aren't we all.... My warranty expired decades ago... |
WCGreen |
Dec-03-05 01:33 AM |
#27 |
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I could have sworn I had the extended warranty |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:35 AM |
#31 |
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do you want a list? n/t |
Ptah |
Dec-03-05 01:02 AM |
#4 |
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yes. |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:11 AM |
#10 |
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I'm sure that one thing is in the forecast. |
Ptah |
Dec-03-05 01:18 AM |
#19 |
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I could be a famous cartoonist |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:23 AM |
#23 |
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well for starters.... |
LSK |
Dec-03-05 01:07 AM |
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see? |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:08 AM |
#6 |
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this situation calls for |
LSK |
Dec-03-05 01:11 AM |
#11 |
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see? |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:14 AM |
#15 |
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You have an |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 01:10 AM |
#7 |
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You're on a roll . . . |
Floogeldy |
Dec-03-05 01:11 AM |
#12 |
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You saw my face on a roll? |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 01:30 AM |
#25 |
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Pilgrims! |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:39 AM |
#35 |
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(Deity Of Your Choice) Bless America! |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 01:41 AM |
#38 |
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20% of the door, plus 10% of the merch |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:47 AM |
#50 |
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It's a deal, |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 02:07 AM |
#70 |
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you stick with me and you won't go far wrong |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 02:10 AM |
#74 |
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My kingdom for sinuses with little doors on them! |
KitchenWitch |
Dec-03-05 01:13 AM |
#14 |
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Oh, I think that can be arranged . . . |
Floogeldy |
Dec-03-05 01:20 AM |
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How many times do I have to say this: |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 01:33 AM |
#28 |
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stop it |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:41 AM |
#37 |
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Sorry. But imagine if you switched that thing from blow to suck |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 01:42 AM |
#40 |
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forget what the hell is wrong with me |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:48 AM |
#53 |
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I dohw wod due meadn... |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 01:32 AM |
#26 |
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yeah, but that goes without saying |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:16 AM |
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Like the vestigial virgins? |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 01:34 AM |
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does this prove that intelligent design is a buttload of crap? |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:37 AM |
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Proof? I think ID is phoney. |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 01:44 AM |
#43 |
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not even to the world famous ForrestGump face on a roll exhibit? |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:52 AM |
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No. We want good, solid semolians for that. |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 02:08 AM |
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no paypal shit here |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 02:10 AM |
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Don't float that "significant design theory" crap around here, pal! |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 01:40 AM |
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wait a minute |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:42 AM |
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Is THAT what a floating craps game is? I've always wondered. |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 01:47 AM |
#49 |
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espeically when you roll boxcars |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:54 AM |
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THAT |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 02:09 AM |
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Or porta-potties. |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 04:24 AM |
#96 |
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Apocryphaly? |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 01:59 AM |
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nitpicker |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 02:05 AM |
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What, you make up big words... |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 02:10 AM |
#75 |
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half? |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 02:13 AM |
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Okay, so I'm almost totally French. |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 02:21 AM |
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French? |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 04:35 AM |
#98 |
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Did you just call me your "little mushroom"? |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 05:54 AM |
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Hey! |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 01:45 AM |
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Hah! MAKE me, Shirleyboy! |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 01:48 AM |
#51 |
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Hey! Don't mess with me, I'm an expert boxer! |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 01:51 AM |
#55 |
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You mean, X-Boxer. |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 02:03 AM |
#66 |
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Why, you, I oughta... |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 02:11 AM |
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But if you lay down for a while... |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 02:16 AM |
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probably the same thing that is wrong with me |
Wetzelbill |
Dec-03-05 01:36 AM |
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Bill! So good to have you back! |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 01:45 AM |
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damn, I just keep digging myself into a hole |
Wetzelbill |
Dec-03-05 01:51 AM |
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it's not just Wetzelbill |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:55 AM |
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Moi? I am an objet d'dig? |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 04:22 AM |
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Hey. Which one was you in that biker gang pic? |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 01:56 AM |
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none, it was just a pic I found on Google |
Wetzelbill |
Dec-03-05 02:00 AM |
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Too bad, it looked like something you would do. |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 02:06 AM |
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just one from my old bullriding days |
Wetzelbill |
Dec-03-05 02:08 AM |
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Oh for Pete's sake! |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 02:11 AM |
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I did click on one of the links in my |
Wetzelbill |
Dec-03-05 02:18 AM |
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Bill, okay... that made NO sense. |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 02:23 AM |
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I was trying to tell you to click on this |
Wetzelbill |
Dec-03-05 02:43 AM |
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ok these might work, two links of pics |
Wetzelbill |
Dec-03-05 02:06 AM |
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The first link is the one I have, and the second link doesn't work. |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 02:51 AM |
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damn, see if this works |
Wetzelbill |
Dec-03-05 03:12 AM |
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Yep, worked just fine. |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 03:17 AM |
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I was raised on a farm |
Wetzelbill |
Dec-03-05 03:29 AM |
#91 |
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You were a serious wrestler? |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 03:55 AM |
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funny you should say that |
Wetzelbill |
Dec-03-05 03:42 PM |
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Believe it or not... |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 04:01 PM |
#136 |
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You have no idea what you did to my already bloated ego |
Wetzelbill |
Dec-03-05 10:29 PM |
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Nothing a little elbowgrease and spitshine won't fix. |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 01:38 AM |
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What aisle do they keep the elbowgrease on? |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:43 AM |
#42 |
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I could use some, too |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 01:46 AM |
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Aisle 11. Right next to the elbow macaroni. Can't miss it. |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 01:46 AM |
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Thank you |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 01:48 AM |
#52 |
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you are possessed of a towering wit |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:58 AM |
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It's just too bad that 'wowering' isn't a word. Or is that an |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 02:12 AM |
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okay. twit |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 02:15 AM |
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God. Everything has to be somehow "phalacious" to you, doesn't it? |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 04:36 AM |
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I'm addicted to 12-step groups |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 06:06 PM |
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Yeah, that would kinda suck. What's next? A thirteen step group? |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 10:07 PM |
#140 |
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We keep basil in a separate tower, not the store. |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 02:01 AM |
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Excuse me one second. Are you |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 02:13 AM |
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You'll have to forgive me. I'm from Barcelona. |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 02:25 AM |
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Blame it on the Barcelona... |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 03:36 AM |
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'Meester Fawlty |
Oeditpus Rex |
Dec-03-05 04:29 AM |
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Sorry! |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 04:38 AM |
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'Do take a seat. I'm sorry it's on fire.' |
Oeditpus Rex |
Dec-03-05 04:47 AM |
#102 |
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Good accent, dude! |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 04:57 AM |
#104 |
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Really, y'think? |
Oeditpus Rex |
Dec-03-05 05:05 AM |
#106 |
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No, I thought it rather delightful. Frightfully droll, I must say. A |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 05:12 AM |
#109 |
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Ah, yes. Well played. |
Oeditpus Rex |
Dec-03-05 05:15 AM |
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Now that you mention it, the toodle nut of Equatorial Guinea does sport a |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 05:24 AM |
#114 |
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Witness I |
Oeditpus Rex |
Dec-03-05 05:31 AM |
#119 |
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Rectified oleomargarine? Dude - live and let live, and all, but that's TMI |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 05:35 AM |
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Hey Rex! |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 04:55 AM |
#103 |
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Philistines? |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 04:59 AM |
#105 |
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Mom!! |
Oeditpus Rex |
Dec-03-05 05:10 AM |
#108 |
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THAT's how she gets her hair like that? |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 05:13 AM |
#110 |
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The waffle iron is for |
Oeditpus Rex |
Dec-03-05 05:18 AM |
#112 |
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Shockingly so |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 05:25 AM |
#115 |
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LOL! |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 06:49 AM |
#128 |
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Yes. It'd Phyllis DeVille. |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 05:28 AM |
#118 |
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She's just a DeVille woman, with evil on her mind? Is that what you're |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 05:32 AM |
#120 |
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LOL! Again! |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 05:49 AM |
#122 |
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Massage is great for sore tummies |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 05:58 AM |
#124 |
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Laughter IS the best medicine! You are brazilliant! |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 06:18 AM |
#125 |
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It's swelling again |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 06:21 AM |
#126 |
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In the most deeee-liiiight-fullll waaaayyyyyy.... |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 06:36 AM |
#127 |
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Sun coming up. Medicine going down (so to speak). Oops. Looks like we |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 06:56 AM |
#130 |
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I'll be in bed all right. |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 07:19 AM |
#131 |
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:D It's a good head |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 07:32 AM |
#134 |
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Actually, it was |
Oeditpus Rex |
Dec-03-05 05:08 AM |
#107 |
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Excuse me very much, |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 05:19 AM |
#113 |
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Allow me |
Oeditpus Rex |
Dec-03-05 05:25 AM |
#116 |
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Mm... does it come in "popcorn"? |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 06:54 AM |
#129 |
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Let me check the catalogue |
Oeditpus Rex |
Dec-03-05 07:26 AM |
#132 |
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Damn. Well, broccoli was my second choice anyway. |
Dangerously Amused |
Dec-03-05 07:32 AM |
#133 |
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It's true |
ForrestGump |
Dec-03-05 05:27 AM |
#117 |
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Well, I'm certainly glad you asked that question |
ashling |
Dec-03-05 01:55 AM |
#58 |
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don't get above your raisin |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 01:56 AM |
#60 |
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Nothing ... |
Joan_Alpern |
Dec-03-05 04:09 AM |
#94 |
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good evening Joan_Alpern |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 06:08 PM |
#138 |
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2 things... |
Race4Peace |
Dec-03-05 04:37 AM |
#100 |
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Well someone got it right |
leftofthedial |
Dec-03-05 06:09 PM |
#139 |
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