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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-20-05 08:54 AM
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A Mildly Off Color Joke For You!
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A young guy buys his first motorcycle. He asks the salesman what he should do if it rains, and the salesman gives him a tube of Vaseline and tells him to put it on all exposed metal when it rains and he'll be O.K.

A few days later, the guy goes with his fiance to her parent's house for Thanksgiving dinner. Since this is the first time he was meeting the parents, his fiance tells him that her family has a strange tradition. At dinner, nobody talks, and the first person who speaks has to do all of the family dishes for the day.

While at dinner,the guy decides to test the tradition, and he goes over to his fiance and performs a sexual act with her at the table. When neither of the parents comments, he decides that he likes this tradition. After awhile, he goes over to his future Mother-in-Law and performs a sexual act on HER, and again, nobody speaks. Later, he perforns a sexual act on his future Sister-in-Law with the same result!

As he sits down, he looks out the window and sees that it's about to rain, so he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the tube of Vaseline.

His future Father-in-Law stands up and says "O.K., I'll do the damn dishes!"

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  -A Mildly Off Color Joke For You! MarianJack  Nov-20-05 08:54 AM   #0 
  - Yaaaaaaaaaay! (Well I laughed) n/t  undisclosedlocation   Nov-20-05 10:36 AM   #1 
  - I'm Glad!  MarianJack   Nov-20-05 12:31 PM   #3 
  - omg ..  auntAgonist   Nov-20-05 10:48 AM   #2 
  - You're Welcome!  MarianJack   Nov-20-05 12:32 PM   #4 
  - LOL!  bigwillq   Nov-20-05 12:44 PM   #5 
  - ChicaAzul Liked it too.  MarianJack   Nov-21-05 12:55 PM   #7 
     - Is that you're parrot?  0007   Nov-21-05 01:10 PM   #10 
        - No,...  MarianJack   Nov-21-05 01:12 PM   #15 
  - Wow...  sakabatou   Nov-20-05 01:00 PM   #6 
  - Thanks For the...  MarianJack   Nov-21-05 12:56 PM   #8 
  - I don't understand did he get some of the Vaseline on the dishes?  underpants   Nov-21-05 01:06 PM   #9 
  - No, Father-in-law thought he was next in line...  edbermac   Nov-21-05 01:11 PM   #12 
  - With the mother in law?  underpants   Nov-21-05 01:19 PM   #21 
  - What Reply # 12 Said!  MarianJack   Nov-21-05 01:13 PM   #16 
  - Oops ...  Joan_Alpern   Nov-21-05 01:11 PM   #11 
  - you don't seem to be complaining, Joan.  RevCheesehead   Nov-21-05 01:12 PM   #14 
  - should I be  Joan_Alpern   Nov-21-05 01:15 PM   #18 
     - IMO,  RevCheesehead   Nov-21-05 01:45 PM   #22 
        - *whew* ...  Joan_Alpern   Nov-21-05 02:17 PM   #24 
           - that I might not want to stoop to levels of debauchery?  RevCheesehead   Nov-21-05 03:09 PM   #25 
  - I hope that it's looked at as a Joke,...  MarianJack   Nov-21-05 01:14 PM   #17 
     - I'm a little concerned about what went on around the table.  Joan_Alpern   Nov-21-05 01:17 PM   #20 
        - Well,...  MarianJack   Nov-21-05 03:25 PM   #26 
           - That we can MarianJack!  Joan_Alpern   Nov-21-05 03:38 PM   #27 
  - ROFL  RevCheesehead   Nov-21-05 01:12 PM   #13 
  - Thanks,...  MarianJack   Nov-21-05 01:15 PM   #19 
  - Ahhh, sigh of relief because this was NOT THAT Brazillian Joke  chknltl   Nov-21-05 01:53 PM   #23 
  - Your Welcome...  MarianJack   Nov-21-05 07:18 PM   #29 
  - ...  Err   Nov-21-05 03:39 PM   #28 
  - Thanx, Err!  MarianJack   Nov-21-05 07:19 PM   #30 
  - Niiiiice  Guy Fawkes   Nov-21-05 07:20 PM   #31 
     - Thanks, Guy Fawkes!  MarianJack   Nov-22-05 06:16 AM   #32 

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