Announcing the formation of the Tom DeLay Legal Defense Fund

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Okay, it's going to take me a little while to put together all the formal documents and filings, but in the meantime, send your generous checks to help support the House Majority Leader to:

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123 Fat Chance Lane
Suckerville USA

Since the funds donated will be put to a political purpose, they will not be tax deductible in any way, shape or form. However, I will be sure to post updates on a WIFLI* basis, detailing all of my personal efforts to be sure that poor Mr. DeLay beats this bogus rap.

Rumors that these efforts will be limited to reading about Mr. DeLay's legal troubles and chuckling to myself are just that, rumors. You don't know for a fact that I'm doing anything different, so you shouldn't draw any conclusions.

Give today. Give generously. Give to me.

*whenever I feel like it