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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 09:57 PM
Response to Reply #3
5. Thing is, you can't fit your little finger in your ear.
So, you have to use a qtip.

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  -Don't stick a Q-tip way in your ear. LaraMN  Sep-27-05 09:39 PM   #0 
  - Ya know  Simply Fugue   Sep-27-05 09:56 PM   #1 
  - Yeah, tomorrow I'm going to see how long I can stare at the sun.  LaraMN   Sep-27-05 09:58 PM   #7 
  - Just think, icy metal pole season is on its way!  no name no slogan   Sep-27-05 10:01 PM   #11 
     - Yeah, like any of us MNasotans don't know ALL about that.  LaraMN   Sep-27-05 10:07 PM   #14 
  - Must have been a smart guy...  Politically_Wrong   Sep-28-05 01:17 PM   #55 
     - Indeed Jor a very smart guy!  Simply Fugue   Sep-28-05 03:08 PM   #58 
  - Ok, so it's *not* ok to stick a Q-tip, but it's ok to put TWEEZERS???  mgdecombe   Sep-27-05 09:56 PM   #2 
  - Did they have to operate to retrieve the beads?  BikeWriter   Sep-27-05 09:58 PM   #6 
  - I can barely remember, I was 4, but they did not operate.  mgdecombe   Sep-27-05 10:20 PM   #23 
     - I heard of a kid who stuck seeds in his nose  nytemare   Sep-27-05 10:22 PM   #27 
     - Oh my God, that is really, really gross!  mgdecombe   Sep-27-05 10:23 PM   #29 
     - Yeah, they said the kid kinda smelled. It was the infection in his nose.  nytemare   Sep-27-05 10:35 PM   #35 
     - Seeds sprout in warm damp places.  BikeWriter   Sep-27-05 10:29 PM   #33 
        - I suppose they did in this case, too.  nytemare   Sep-27-05 10:36 PM   #36 
           - Seeds swell when they sprout, too. They're harder to get out. :-(  BikeWriter   Sep-27-05 10:41 PM   #39 
              - He's lucky they got it before it went into his brain, really.  nytemare   Sep-27-05 10:46 PM   #43 
                 - This sounds like a premise for a Bruce Campbell flick.  LaraMN   Sep-27-05 11:22 PM   #47 
                 - Unless he was a freeper; it might be an improvement.  BikeWriter   Sep-27-05 11:26 PM   #50 
     - Yep, you may have half-filled your sinuses...  BikeWriter   Sep-27-05 10:27 PM   #32 
  - oooops! I meant SMALLER than an elbow!  mgdecombe   Sep-27-05 10:22 PM   #26 
     - LOL! I noticed that, too!  BikeWriter   Sep-27-05 10:30 PM   #34 
  - I've heard doctors say don't stick anything in your ear...  BikeWriter   Sep-27-05 09:56 PM   #3 
  - Thing is, you can't fit your little finger in your ear.  nytemare   Sep-27-05 09:57 PM   #5 
     - Nope, water will flow in and out. That normally suffices.  BikeWriter   Sep-27-05 10:00 PM   #10 
  - I usually stop  Dave Reynolds   Sep-27-05 09:57 PM   #4 
  - Great visual  KitchenWitch   Sep-27-05 09:59 PM   #8 
  - Want me to post more liver pics?  Dave Reynolds   Sep-27-05 10:04 PM   #13 
     - LMAO  KitchenWitch   Sep-27-05 10:08 PM   #15 
  - wussy. eom  LaraMN   Sep-27-05 10:16 PM   #21 
     - That would be "pantywaist" to you, missy!  Dave Reynolds   Sep-27-05 10:18 PM   #22 
        - okay, what's the back story on that bit of phraseology.  LaraMN   Sep-27-05 10:21 PM   #25 
           - From  Dave Reynolds   Sep-27-05 10:37 PM   #37 
              - Sweet! I'm gonna call my husband that, when he gets home!  LaraMN   Sep-27-05 10:45 PM   #41 
  - That happened to me a couple of years ago.  nytemare   Sep-27-05 09:59 PM   #9 
  - Were you using a real Q-Tip?  RevCheesehead   Sep-27-05 10:01 PM   #12 
  - I wasn't...  LaraMN   Sep-27-05 10:09 PM   #17 
     - I've done it for over 30 years - maybe longer.  RevCheesehead   Sep-27-05 10:12 PM   #19 
        - Yeah, the wierd thing is, I hardly ever have anything in there.  LaraMN   Sep-27-05 10:15 PM   #20 
        - Yeah, well, it's probably all the cheese.  RevCheesehead   Sep-27-05 10:20 PM   #24 
        - yes, but remember, you are RevCHEESEHEAD. You have worse buildup  mgdecombe   Sep-27-05 10:25 PM   #31 
  - Oh man! I've been wearing Q-tips sticking out my ears for weeks now  graywarrior   Sep-27-05 10:08 PM   #16 
  - My son had to be "put under" to have his ears cleaned, last winter.  LaraMN   Sep-27-05 10:11 PM   #18 
  - I had a 3rd grade student  proud2Blib   Sep-27-05 10:22 PM   #28 
  - My best friend's sister rammed clay up her nose.  LaraMN   Sep-27-05 10:25 PM   #30 
     - Doctor Doctor... Everything up his nose........  WCGreen   Sep-28-05 12:38 AM   #54 
  - Yeah that sucks. The wax should normally come out by itself anyways.  LoZoccolo   Sep-27-05 10:38 PM   #38 
  - Exactly. Using the foriegn object defeats the natural processes.  BikeWriter   Sep-27-05 10:43 PM   #40 
     - But it was ITCHY!!  LaraMN   Sep-27-05 10:46 PM   #42 
        - That's because you've been poking unnatural things in it!  BikeWriter   Sep-27-05 11:17 PM   #45 
        - Maybe so.  LaraMN   Sep-27-05 11:20 PM   #46 
           - I know you're right!  BikeWriter   Sep-27-05 11:27 PM   #52 
        - Read: "The absence of earwax may result in dry, itchy ears."  BikeWriter   Sep-27-05 11:23 PM   #48 
           - Sick! That's me!  LaraMN   Sep-27-05 11:26 PM   #51 
              - I'm glad I could help. Now you know what to do. :-)  BikeWriter   Sep-27-05 11:29 PM   #53 
  - So this is the thread Floogeldy copycatted!  Lady Freedom   Sep-27-05 10:48 PM   #44 
  - Ha ha!!  Floogeldy   Sep-27-05 11:25 PM   #49 
  - Oh sure, NOW you tell me.  Vash the Stampede   Sep-28-05 02:19 PM   #56 
  - You're lucky you didn't accidentally puncture your eardrum.  Fox Mulder   Sep-28-05 02:20 PM   #57 
  - Use a DustBuster next time...  edbermac   Sep-28-05 03:14 PM   #59 
  - I tried, but the Q-tip won't fit on account of the banana in my ear  dmsRoar   Sep-28-05 03:49 PM   #60 

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