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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 02:12 PM
Response to Reply #15
17. a small price too pay for heaven on earth.
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  -Dr. Ruth Recommends: omigod (adult content) trof  Jul-23-03 09:48 AM   #0 
  - Jeez lucky you told me what that was.  JohnyCanuck   Jul-23-03 09:53 AM   #1 
  - There's probably a head for that too.  trof   Jul-23-03 09:54 AM   #2 
  - Looks like a bronzed toothbrush to me  SoCalDem   Jul-23-03 10:01 AM   #3 
     - it does Socal it really does  JohnKleeb   Jul-28-03 02:39 PM   #22 
        - Are you old enough for this thread? Let's see some I.D., please.  1monster   Jul-29-03 10:17 AM   #50 
  - Hey, I am not "into" plastic. No thanks.  caledesi   Jul-23-03 10:54 AM   #4 
  - how about glass then?  MiltonLeBerle   Jul-30-03 04:37 PM   #63 
  - This is too funny...  Devils Advocate NZ   Jul-23-03 11:00 AM   #5 
  - Good question? Maybe it's 'cos it has no fingernails.  ForrestGump   Jul-23-03 11:02 AM   #6 
  - If that is the case...  Devils Advocate NZ   Jul-23-03 11:15 AM   #7 
  - Spoken like someone who's either anatomically challenged...  Interrobang   Jul-28-03 02:40 PM   #23 
  - Man, I'd settle for just FINDING the G-spot  ForrestGump   Jul-28-03 02:52 PM   #27 
     - GIVE IT UP FORREST  Skittles   Jul-28-03 05:26 PM   #31 
     - Can't find the G for the Forrest, right?  ForrestGump   Jul-28-03 10:09 PM   #37 
     - Skittles, I love you  geniph   Jul-30-03 04:30 PM   #56 
        - I'M PURTY FOND OF YOU TOO, GENIPH  Skittles   Jul-30-03 04:49 PM   #69 
     - Road map to the G-Spot  FloridaJudy   Jul-28-03 07:28 PM   #35 
        - You are a great woman  ForrestGump   Jul-28-03 10:11 PM   #39 
        - well...  Lady Freedom   Jul-30-03 04:21 PM   #54 
           - hey neighbor  plcdude   Jul-30-03 04:33 PM   #59 
           - How do  Lady Freedom   Jul-30-03 04:40 PM   #65 
           - Yep, nothing like a little hands-on ('-in' in this case) practice  ForrestGump   Jul-30-03 10:08 PM   #70 
        - we have to  plcdude   Jul-30-03 04:30 PM   #57 
           - I can answer that...  Lady Freedom   Jul-30-03 04:44 PM   #66 
              - I think she just found it  ForrestGump   Jul-30-03 10:09 PM   #71 
  - because yo' finger doesn't vibrate  Skittles   Jul-28-03 05:25 PM   #30 
  - which is the french legionnaires Mustache Attachement?  Braden   Jul-23-03 12:26 PM   #8 
  - My guesses...  BritishHuman   Jul-28-03 02:39 PM   #21 
  - Try plugging a 110-V one into a 220-V outlet for a REAL buzz  ForrestGump   Jul-28-03 02:55 PM   #28 
     - A very different mental picture  BritishHuman   Jul-28-03 05:16 PM   #29 
        - My women do that all the time  ForrestGump   Jul-28-03 10:12 PM   #40 
  - Does the iron maiden come with this set?  1monster   Jul-29-03 10:22 AM   #51 
     - Iron Maiden?! Excellent!!  ForrestGump   Jul-30-03 10:15 PM   #72 
  - WMD  WoodrowFan   Jul-23-03 12:40 PM   #9 
  - Nothing beats a real man.  Lady Freedom   Jul-28-03 01:09 PM   #10 
  - collective sigh of relief ....  dawg   Jul-28-03 01:44 PM   #11 
  - I can't understand how they could replace a man  Lady Freedom   Jul-28-03 01:54 PM   #12 
  - Not to mention our, er ... creativity.  dawg   Jul-28-03 01:57 PM   #14 
  - right on!  Lady Freedom   Jul-28-03 02:11 PM   #16 
  - On the plus side, such devices probably rarely leave the toilet seat up  ForrestGump   Jul-28-03 01:57 PM   #15 
     - a small price too pay for heaven on earth.  Lady Freedom   Jul-28-03 02:12 PM   #17 
        - Yep, that's what she said when I told her my rates.....  ForrestGump   Jul-28-03 02:16 PM   #18 
           - hehe  Lady Freedom   Jul-28-03 02:18 PM   #19 
              - Well, she thought I was WELL worth the two bits she forked over....  ForrestGump   Jul-28-03 02:42 PM   #24 
              - Oops, I forgot - Welcome to DU ...  dawg   Jul-28-03 02:46 PM   #25 
                 - Thank you for the welcome  Lady Freedom   Jul-28-03 11:51 PM   #43 
  - DON'T BREATH TOO EASILY DAWG  Skittles   Jul-28-03 05:27 PM   #32 
     - So let me correct it  Lady Freedom   Jul-28-03 11:58 PM   #44 
     - Well, men come with their own hand-held devices  ForrestGump   Jul-29-03 12:00 AM   #45 
     - Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!  dawg   Jul-29-03 08:01 AM   #48 
  - Some real men LIKE to be beaten!  ForrestGump   Jul-28-03 01:56 PM   #13 
  - Beat a man?  Lady Freedom   Jul-29-03 12:11 AM   #46 
     - You mean, like taking all my money?  ForrestGump   Jul-29-03 09:59 AM   #49 
        - right with guess # 2  Lady Freedom   Jul-29-03 10:00 PM   #52 
           - Ah, ya wee vixen  ForrestGump   Jul-30-03 10:16 PM   #73 
              - same wish to you!  Lady Freedom   Jul-30-03 11:01 PM   #77 
  - Quite true.  notmyprez   Jul-28-03 02:34 PM   #20 
     - There's just something fundamentally 'off' about that  ForrestGump   Jul-28-03 02:49 PM   #26 
        - I totally agree.  notmyprez   Jul-28-03 08:15 PM   #36 
  - it's scary looking  buddhamama   Jul-28-03 05:30 PM   #33 
  - ALSO HIGHLY RECOMMENDED:  short bus president   Jul-28-03 05:52 PM   #34 
  - EGAD!  Ein   Jul-28-03 10:10 PM   #38 
  - Does it take your blood pressure and pulse, too?  ForrestGump   Jul-28-03 10:15 PM   #42 
  - My question is...  Lady Freedom   Jul-30-03 04:18 PM   #53 
     - some  plcdude   Jul-30-03 04:27 PM   #55 
     - Well..  Lady Freedom   Jul-30-03 04:34 PM   #60 
        - well  plcdude   Jul-30-03 04:44 PM   #67 
        - Thank you  Lady Freedom   Jul-30-03 04:48 PM   #68 
        - Well, sure, but  ForrestGump   Jul-30-03 10:29 PM   #74 
           - Oo - she's big  ForrestGump   Jul-30-03 10:30 PM   #75 
     - Absolutely not! When something better is available:  short bus president   Jul-30-03 10:50 PM   #76 
        - Whats wrong with the real thing!!!!!  Lady Freedom   Jul-30-03 11:40 PM   #78 
        - Nothing, that I remember!  ForrestGump   Jul-30-03 11:54 PM   #80 
        - I'm being replaced!  Lady Freedom   Jul-31-03 12:06 AM   #81 
        - Okay. Okay. I cna't take that accusatory pout.  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 12:10 AM   #82 
           - That will never happen  Lady Freedom   Jul-31-03 12:12 AM   #83 
              - You mean, a man's small is actually GOOD?  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 12:15 AM   #84 
                 - Just remember...  Lady Freedom   Jul-31-03 12:18 AM   #85 
                    - That could be kind of annoying when I'm carrying stuff  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 12:38 AM   #86 
        - no teeth, according to the ad  short bus president   Jul-31-03 09:26 AM   #87 
           - I still say I'm alot more fun!  Lady Freedom   Jul-31-03 11:24 AM   #90 
           - I'll have to take your word for it  short bus president   Jul-31-03 11:30 AM   #91 
              - I thought I was that  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 11:41 AM   #92 
           - Well, if it's got knobby ticklers  ForrestGump   Jul-31-03 12:48 PM   #94 
              - just give evolution a chance, my friend n/t  short bus president   Jul-31-03 12:53 PM   #96 
        - it's a supply/demand issue.  short bus president   Jul-31-03 09:27 AM   #88 
        - Damn, those things look freaky.  dawg   Jul-31-03 09:45 AM   #89 
           - (Big smile!)  Lady Freedom   Jul-31-03 12:17 PM   #93 
              - I bet you could make a man forget ...  dawg   Jul-31-03 12:52 PM   #95 
              - I bet you could make a man forget ...  dawg   Jul-31-03 12:53 PM   #97 
  - I SURRENDER!!!!!  Feminist_man   Jul-28-03 10:13 PM   #41 
  - My words exactly, but with regard to Mr Short Bus. Egad!  ForrestGump   Jul-30-03 11:43 PM   #79 
  - So that's what the Oscar trophy looks like!  Bozola   Jul-29-03 07:31 AM   #47 
  - While men have their place,  geniph   Jul-30-03 04:31 PM   #58 
     - Amen  plcdude   Jul-30-03 04:37 PM   #61 
     - That is what I say!  Lady Freedom   Jul-30-03 04:37 PM   #62 
     - "...the best use of sex toys is WITH partners!"  MiltonLeBerle   Jul-30-03 04:40 PM   #64 
 

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