SoCalDem
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Wed Jul-23-03 10:01 AM
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| 3. Looks like a bronzed toothbrush to me |
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trof |
Jul-23-03 09:48 AM |
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Jeez lucky you told me what that was. |
JohnyCanuck |
Jul-23-03 09:53 AM |
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There's probably a head for that too. |
trof |
Jul-23-03 09:54 AM |
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Looks like a bronzed toothbrush to me |
SoCalDem |
Jul-23-03 10:01 AM |
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it does Socal it really does |
JohnKleeb |
Jul-28-03 02:39 PM |
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Are you old enough for this thread? Let's see some I.D., please. |
1monster |
Jul-29-03 10:17 AM |
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Hey, I am not "into" plastic. No thanks. |
caledesi |
Jul-23-03 10:54 AM |
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how about glass then? |
MiltonLeBerle |
Jul-30-03 04:37 PM |
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This is too funny... |
Devils Advocate NZ |
Jul-23-03 11:00 AM |
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Good question? Maybe it's 'cos it has no fingernails. |
ForrestGump |
Jul-23-03 11:02 AM |
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If that is the case... |
Devils Advocate NZ |
Jul-23-03 11:15 AM |
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Spoken like someone who's either anatomically challenged... |
Interrobang |
Jul-28-03 02:40 PM |
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Man, I'd settle for just FINDING the G-spot |
ForrestGump |
Jul-28-03 02:52 PM |
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GIVE IT UP FORREST |
Skittles |
Jul-28-03 05:26 PM |
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Can't find the G for the Forrest, right? |
ForrestGump |
Jul-28-03 10:09 PM |
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Skittles, I love you |
geniph |
Jul-30-03 04:30 PM |
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I'M PURTY FOND OF YOU TOO, GENIPH |
Skittles |
Jul-30-03 04:49 PM |
#69 |
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Road map to the G-Spot |
FloridaJudy |
Jul-28-03 07:28 PM |
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You are a great woman |
ForrestGump |
Jul-28-03 10:11 PM |
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well... |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-30-03 04:21 PM |
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hey neighbor |
plcdude |
Jul-30-03 04:33 PM |
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How do |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-30-03 04:40 PM |
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Yep, nothing like a little hands-on ('-in' in this case) practice |
ForrestGump |
Jul-30-03 10:08 PM |
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we have to |
plcdude |
Jul-30-03 04:30 PM |
#57 |
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I can answer that... |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-30-03 04:44 PM |
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I think she just found it |
ForrestGump |
Jul-30-03 10:09 PM |
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because yo' finger doesn't vibrate |
Skittles |
Jul-28-03 05:25 PM |
#30 |
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which is the french legionnaires Mustache Attachement? |
Braden |
Jul-23-03 12:26 PM |
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My guesses... |
BritishHuman |
Jul-28-03 02:39 PM |
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Try plugging a 110-V one into a 220-V outlet for a REAL buzz |
ForrestGump |
Jul-28-03 02:55 PM |
#28 |
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A very different mental picture |
BritishHuman |
Jul-28-03 05:16 PM |
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My women do that all the time |
ForrestGump |
Jul-28-03 10:12 PM |
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Does the iron maiden come with this set? |
1monster |
Jul-29-03 10:22 AM |
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Iron Maiden?! Excellent!! |
ForrestGump |
Jul-30-03 10:15 PM |
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WMD |
WoodrowFan |
Jul-23-03 12:40 PM |
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Nothing beats a real man. |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-28-03 01:09 PM |
#10 |
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collective sigh of relief .... |
dawg |
Jul-28-03 01:44 PM |
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I can't understand how they could replace a man |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-28-03 01:54 PM |
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Not to mention our, er ... creativity. |
dawg |
Jul-28-03 01:57 PM |
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right on! |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-28-03 02:11 PM |
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On the plus side, such devices probably rarely leave the toilet seat up |
ForrestGump |
Jul-28-03 01:57 PM |
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a small price too pay for heaven on earth. |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-28-03 02:12 PM |
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Yep, that's what she said when I told her my rates..... |
ForrestGump |
Jul-28-03 02:16 PM |
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hehe |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-28-03 02:18 PM |
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Well, she thought I was WELL worth the two bits she forked over.... |
ForrestGump |
Jul-28-03 02:42 PM |
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Oops, I forgot - Welcome to DU ... |
dawg |
Jul-28-03 02:46 PM |
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Thank you for the welcome |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-28-03 11:51 PM |
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DON'T BREATH TOO EASILY DAWG |
Skittles |
Jul-28-03 05:27 PM |
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So let me correct it |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-28-03 11:58 PM |
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Well, men come with their own hand-held devices |
ForrestGump |
Jul-29-03 12:00 AM |
#45 |
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Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! |
dawg |
Jul-29-03 08:01 AM |
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Some real men LIKE to be beaten! |
ForrestGump |
Jul-28-03 01:56 PM |
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Beat a man? |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-29-03 12:11 AM |
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You mean, like taking all my money? |
ForrestGump |
Jul-29-03 09:59 AM |
#49 |
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right with guess # 2 |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-29-03 10:00 PM |
#52 |
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Ah, ya wee vixen |
ForrestGump |
Jul-30-03 10:16 PM |
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same wish to you! |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-30-03 11:01 PM |
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Quite true. |
notmyprez |
Jul-28-03 02:34 PM |
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There's just something fundamentally 'off' about that |
ForrestGump |
Jul-28-03 02:49 PM |
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I totally agree. |
notmyprez |
Jul-28-03 08:15 PM |
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it's scary looking |
buddhamama |
Jul-28-03 05:30 PM |
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ALSO HIGHLY RECOMMENDED: |
short bus president |
Jul-28-03 05:52 PM |
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EGAD! |
Ein |
Jul-28-03 10:10 PM |
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Does it take your blood pressure and pulse, too? |
ForrestGump |
Jul-28-03 10:15 PM |
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My question is... |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-30-03 04:18 PM |
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some |
plcdude |
Jul-30-03 04:27 PM |
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Well.. |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-30-03 04:34 PM |
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well |
plcdude |
Jul-30-03 04:44 PM |
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Thank you |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-30-03 04:48 PM |
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Well, sure, but |
ForrestGump |
Jul-30-03 10:29 PM |
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Oo - she's big |
ForrestGump |
Jul-30-03 10:30 PM |
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Absolutely not! When something better is available: |
short bus president |
Jul-30-03 10:50 PM |
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Whats wrong with the real thing!!!!! |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-30-03 11:40 PM |
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Nothing, that I remember! |
ForrestGump |
Jul-30-03 11:54 PM |
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I'm being replaced! |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-31-03 12:06 AM |
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Okay. Okay. I cna't take that accusatory pout. |
ForrestGump |
Jul-31-03 12:10 AM |
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That will never happen |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-31-03 12:12 AM |
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You mean, a man's small is actually GOOD? |
ForrestGump |
Jul-31-03 12:15 AM |
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Just remember... |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-31-03 12:18 AM |
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That could be kind of annoying when I'm carrying stuff |
ForrestGump |
Jul-31-03 12:38 AM |
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no teeth, according to the ad |
short bus president |
Jul-31-03 09:26 AM |
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I still say I'm alot more fun! |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-31-03 11:24 AM |
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I'll have to take your word for it |
short bus president |
Jul-31-03 11:30 AM |
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I thought I was that |
ForrestGump |
Jul-31-03 11:41 AM |
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Well, if it's got knobby ticklers |
ForrestGump |
Jul-31-03 12:48 PM |
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just give evolution a chance, my friend n/t |
short bus president |
Jul-31-03 12:53 PM |
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it's a supply/demand issue. |
short bus president |
Jul-31-03 09:27 AM |
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Damn, those things look freaky. |
dawg |
Jul-31-03 09:45 AM |
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(Big smile!) |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-31-03 12:17 PM |
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I bet you could make a man forget ... |
dawg |
Jul-31-03 12:52 PM |
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I bet you could make a man forget ... |
dawg |
Jul-31-03 12:53 PM |
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I SURRENDER!!!!! |
Feminist_man |
Jul-28-03 10:13 PM |
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My words exactly, but with regard to Mr Short Bus. Egad! |
ForrestGump |
Jul-30-03 11:43 PM |
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So that's what the Oscar trophy looks like! |
Bozola |
Jul-29-03 07:31 AM |
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While men have their place, |
geniph |
Jul-30-03 04:31 PM |
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Amen |
plcdude |
Jul-30-03 04:37 PM |
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That is what I say! |
Lady Freedom |
Jul-30-03 04:37 PM |
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"...the best use of sex toys is WITH partners!" |
MiltonLeBerle |
Jul-30-03 04:40 PM |
#64 |
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