StopTheMorans
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Tue Aug-16-05 09:11 AM
Response to Reply #11 |
| 17. are you sure you're on the right website? |
| -My coworker actually said |
BushIsAPooHead |
Aug-16-05 08:22 AM |
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Well, considering that I'm a better cook than 90% of the women |
ET Awful |
Aug-16-05 08:22 AM |
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If you can't cook, own up to it. Maybe the guy CAN, and you can |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-16-05 08:23 AM |
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The problem here |
ewagner |
Aug-16-05 08:24 AM |
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exactly what i was thinking |
progmom |
Aug-16-05 08:25 AM |
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She can't have a lawyer all that long.. |
WCGreen |
Aug-16-05 02:55 PM |
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What if he's the kind of guy who dislikes dishonesty and dumps her |
WildClarySage |
Aug-16-05 08:25 AM |
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Yeah, |
BushIsAPooHead |
Aug-16-05 08:43 AM |
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I always thought the way to a man's heart |
NewJeffCT |
Aug-16-05 08:26 AM |
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Yep, that's why lazy people like me tend not to lie... |
Redstone |
Aug-16-05 08:31 AM |
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hah! me too. |
Bill McBlueState |
Aug-16-05 12:19 PM |
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Actually the way to a man's heart |
China_cat |
Aug-16-05 10:37 AM |
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lol - that works, too |
NewJeffCT |
Aug-16-05 10:45 AM |
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Except that every version of that film I've seen |
billyskank |
Aug-16-05 01:11 PM |
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I married a woman who cannot cook... |
benburch |
Aug-16-05 08:27 AM |
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You married her in the kitchen? |
WildClarySage |
Aug-16-05 02:13 PM |
#76 |
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So why can't she just make a salad & grill a steak? |
Bridget Burke |
Aug-16-05 08:43 AM |
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Well, there's a little secret about lawyers: |
The Backlash Cometh |
Aug-16-05 08:44 AM |
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are you sure you're on the right website? |
StopTheMorans |
Aug-16-05 09:11 AM |
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Yep. I call it the way I see it. |
The Backlash Cometh |
Aug-16-05 09:32 AM |
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i would have agreed had you qualified your statement like that in the |
StopTheMorans |
Aug-16-05 09:33 AM |
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Well, I can't get away from the feeling that if we had well-paid |
The Backlash Cometh |
Aug-16-05 10:16 AM |
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With all due repsect |
Tyrone Slothrop |
Aug-16-05 09:33 AM |
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Yep, there's a |
BushIsAPooHead |
Aug-16-05 10:05 AM |
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So does she use a "stand-in" for the "Spongeworthy" ones.... |
BiggJawn |
Aug-16-05 09:50 AM |
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I would hope this guy isn't that dumb. |
BushIsAPooHead |
Aug-16-05 10:01 AM |
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Now you know why practicing law without a license is a crime. |
The Backlash Cometh |
Aug-16-05 10:23 AM |
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She should find a guy who likes to cook for her! |
Prag |
Aug-16-05 08:45 AM |
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My dad actually had to teach my mom to cook |
OhioBlues |
Aug-16-05 08:49 AM |
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I'm so glad I never bought into |
BushIsAPooHead |
Aug-16-05 09:08 AM |
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This is dumb on so many levels |
Coventina |
Aug-16-05 09:09 AM |
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Is it just me, or can't you tell if something is takeout? |
kick-ass-bob |
Aug-16-05 09:10 AM |
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"Honey I just cooked you a Big Mac and fries" |
edbermac |
Aug-16-05 09:47 AM |
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Ask her how she would feel if she found out that he was lying about |
zbdent |
Aug-16-05 09:47 AM |
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What does she do when a guy who knows how to cook |
tanyev |
Aug-16-05 09:54 AM |
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Starts smooching him? |
BushIsAPooHead |
Aug-16-05 10:02 AM |
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"Let me show you my technique, baby" |
tanyev |
Aug-16-05 10:17 AM |
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hahahaha |
BushIsAPooHead |
Aug-16-05 10:25 AM |
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How do people get to adulthood without learning to cook? |
LeftyMom |
Aug-16-05 10:19 AM |
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I can't cook at all. |
BushIsAPooHead |
Aug-16-05 10:24 AM |
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LOL! Tried potholders? |
Xithras |
Aug-16-05 10:40 AM |
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OK, you'll all think I'm the biggest idiot ever. |
BushIsAPooHead |
Aug-16-05 11:25 AM |
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yeesh |
Rich Hunt |
Aug-16-05 10:25 AM |
#34 |
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Fake a personality and hope he never finds out |
BushIsAPooHead |
Aug-16-05 10:26 AM |
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As a guy who loves to cook (and no, I don't mind washing dishes either) |
eyepaddle |
Aug-16-05 10:25 AM |
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Yeah, I thought |
BushIsAPooHead |
Aug-16-05 10:27 AM |
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Awwww, c'mon--the comedic potential is GOLDEN! |
eyepaddle |
Aug-16-05 10:35 AM |
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It was a boyfriend who taught me how to cook |
gollygee |
Aug-16-05 10:26 AM |
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I invited Mr Beastman over for dinner for our second date |
Cathyclysmic |
Aug-16-05 10:27 AM |
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That's awesome! |
BushIsAPooHead |
Aug-16-05 10:28 AM |
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Mr Beastman is a great cook... |
Cathyclysmic |
Aug-16-05 01:06 PM |
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I don't agree with either of you. |
Xithras |
Aug-16-05 10:38 AM |
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Yeah, I agree with you about my coworker. |
BushIsAPooHead |
Aug-16-05 11:24 AM |
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If she really believes the way to a man's heart is through his stomach |
MrScorpio |
Aug-16-05 11:31 AM |
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A lot of guys find it sexy when a woman can't cook |
Taverner |
Aug-16-05 11:32 AM |
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Hahaha |
BushIsAPooHead |
Aug-16-05 11:37 AM |
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People can be such idiots |
skygazer |
Aug-16-05 11:35 AM |
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If she's boiling water with spices in--she's making soup! |
eyepaddle |
Aug-16-05 11:37 AM |
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dupe |
Dora |
Aug-16-05 11:55 AM |
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People just don't trust themselves enough. |
Dora |
Aug-16-05 11:55 AM |
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I have visited, it has been awhile though |
eyepaddle |
Aug-16-05 12:02 PM |
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Oh, |
BushIsAPooHead |
Aug-16-05 12:03 PM |
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That's why you should start with soup |
eyepaddle |
Aug-16-05 12:06 PM |
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Somebody's been messing with your mind. |
Dora |
Aug-16-05 12:12 PM |
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Hahaha. I think I'm messing with my own mind. |
BushIsAPooHead |
Aug-16-05 12:20 PM |
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It'll be quite the shock when they get married.... |
WeRQ4U |
Aug-16-05 11:39 AM |
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Isn't Home Ec offered in junior high any more? |
Dora |
Aug-16-05 11:40 AM |
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Testify! |
eyepaddle |
Aug-16-05 11:47 AM |
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My schedule didn't allow for Home Ec. |
Bridget Burke |
Aug-16-05 12:11 PM |
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A funny story to tell their grandchildren some day.lol |
Finder |
Aug-16-05 11:40 AM |
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I knew a woman who did that too |
ernstbass |
Aug-16-05 11:53 AM |
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Boy, now that's really |
BushIsAPooHead |
Aug-16-05 11:54 AM |
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they'll laugh about it later |
pitohui |
Aug-16-05 12:06 PM |
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I am a better cook than all my ex-girlfriends |
Bassic |
Aug-16-05 12:15 PM |
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If you can read-- |
caty |
Aug-16-05 12:27 PM |
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wait a minute! |
leftofthedial |
Aug-16-05 01:09 PM |
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Very very creepy... |
sakabatou |
Aug-16-05 01:17 PM |
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Thank you. |
BushIsAPooHead |
Aug-16-05 01:20 PM |
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The guy is either: A) Ward Cleaver, or B) extremely gullible |
no name no slogan |
Aug-16-05 02:57 PM |
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Way to go continuing gender stereotypes. |
redqueen |
Aug-16-05 02:58 PM |
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That's fine, but what does she look like naked? |
truebrit71 |
Aug-16-05 03:09 PM |
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She's got a great figure. |
BushIsAPooHead |
Aug-16-05 03:19 PM |
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Super, invite her to my place and she can pretend to cook for me... |
truebrit71 |
Aug-16-05 03:21 PM |
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For shame! |
BushIsAPooHead |
Aug-16-05 03:26 PM |
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Nope - the way to a WOMAN's heart is through her stomach |
new_beawr |
Aug-16-05 03:16 PM |
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In my case, that's true. |
BushIsAPooHead |
Aug-16-05 03:21 PM |
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It was the second thing that attracted my wife to me |
new_beawr |
Aug-16-05 03:31 PM |
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If she's that worried about it; |
lildreamer316 |
Aug-16-05 03:20 PM |
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She could try the supper bake meals |
Nikia |
Aug-16-05 04:52 PM |
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She's read too much Chick Lit |
GreenPartyVoter |
Aug-16-05 04:53 PM |
#89 |
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