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[pdx_prog]

The best way to predict the future is to create it!

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?"

Keep your mind full and your bowels clean.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

When you're swimming in the creek and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray!

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

Always take two Baptists fishing with you. If you bring only one he will drink all of your beer.