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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 03:09 PM
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50. Easy NSMA
Edited on Wed Nov-05-03 03:12 PM by oneighty
Give her sweet flowers and wine and gentle talk and touching. Do not lie to her, but rather lay with her quietly.

Most of all take her surfing!!

HooYeah!

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  -How can a woman properly seduce a woman? nothingshocksmeanymore  Nov-05-03 02:13 PM   #0 
  - You serious?  HEyHEY   Nov-05-03 02:15 PM   #1 
  - No  nothingshocksmeanymore   Nov-05-03 02:20 PM   #11 
  - Just existing usually does the trick  Frangible   Nov-05-03 02:15 PM   #2 
  - you misread the title  TXlib   Nov-05-03 02:16 PM   #5 
     - you're right, my bad  Frangible   Nov-05-03 02:23 PM   #17 
  - When you find out, please post video.  TXlib   Nov-05-03 02:15 PM   #3 
  - I have no idea how.  GOPisEvil   Nov-05-03 02:15 PM   #4 
  - Chocolate.  Screaming Lord Byron   Nov-05-03 02:16 PM   #6 
  - Prada, Louis Vuitton, Dior... all things that make ALL WOMEN SWOON  radwriter0555   Nov-05-03 02:37 PM   # 
     - How about a pre-paid...  GOPisEvil   Nov-05-03 03:00 PM   #45 
        - 5 digits? That oughta do just FINE thengew veddy much..  radwriter0555   Nov-05-03 03:08 PM   #48 
           - Yeah...keep an eye on your mailbox.  GOPisEvil   Nov-05-03 03:10 PM   #51 
              - I agree with that! But DANG the things I've turned down for INTEGRITY...  radwriter0555   Nov-05-03 03:32 PM   #71 
                 - Integrity, schmintegrity...  GOPisEvil   Nov-05-03 03:35 PM   #74 
                    - It's always about sex.  radwriter0555   Nov-05-03 04:27 PM   #93 
                       - Of course, especially where men are involved.  GOPisEvil   Nov-05-03 09:47 PM   #99 
  - I don't know, but I'd like to find out  ZenLefty   Nov-05-03 02:16 PM   #7 
  - Beware the Bard  LincolnMcGrath   Nov-05-03 02:19 PM   #8 
  - Fresh breath usually works. Oh, and a Subaru Outback.  Character Assassin   Nov-05-03 02:19 PM   #9 
  - the answer is obvious  Magic Rat   Nov-05-03 02:20 PM   #10 
  - And that, my friend,  TXlib   Nov-05-03 02:21 PM   #12 
  - I'm turned on  supernova   Nov-05-03 02:25 PM   #22 
     - yeeeeeeeeeesss, yeeessssss  Magic Rat   Nov-05-03 02:26 PM   #26 
     - i'm turned on too.  samsingh   Nov-05-03 02:41 PM   #39 
     - i'm turned on too.  samsingh   Nov-05-03 02:41 PM   #40 
  - You tell me  JohnKleeb   Nov-05-03 02:22 PM   #13 
  - What is this crap doing in DU?  grytpype   Nov-05-03 02:22 PM   #14 
  - You don't happen to own a flame-retardent suit, do you?  Screaming Lord Byron   Nov-05-03 02:23 PM   #16 
  - YES  LincolnMcGrath   Nov-05-03 02:23 PM   #18 
  - Yes, there is a way to block lounge posts.  GOPisEvil   Nov-05-03 02:23 PM   #19 
  - Simple solution...  VelmaD   Nov-05-03 02:24 PM   #20 
  - It's called the Lounge for a reason, lounge act.  Character Assassin   Nov-05-03 02:25 PM   #23 
  - 99% of GD is complete crap  ZenLefty   Nov-05-03 02:25 PM   #24 
  - I beg to differ  alwynsw   Nov-05-03 02:28 PM   #28 
  - Only 99% crap? Stop making serious posts, guys! (nt)  Frangible   Nov-05-03 02:30 PM   #31 
  - Longe posts are blocked on the HOME page  nothingshocksmeanymore   Nov-05-03 02:35 PM   #32 
  - Hey, complete crap  supernova   Nov-05-03 02:37 PM   #34 
  - Uh...Er...Ummm...don't come in the Lounge then.  sistersofmercy   Nov-05-03 09:32 PM   #98 
  - A guess  Booberdawg   Nov-05-03 02:22 PM   #15 
  - POWER TOOLS!  alwynsw   Nov-05-03 02:25 PM   #21 
  - LOL  Bronco69   Nov-05-03 02:27 PM   #27 
  - Don't laugh..I have a bandsaw and a rotary table saw  nothingshocksmeanymore   Nov-05-03 02:40 PM   #38 
  - CAMPING GEAR is how I hear it from my lesbian friends...  radwriter0555   Nov-05-03 03:09 PM   #49 
  - I can tell you how a man seduces a man...  Rowdyboy   Nov-05-03 02:26 PM   #25 
  - A six-pack, a little pot and a massage usually set the stage.  LincolnMcGrath   Nov-05-03 02:30 PM   #30 
     - that stuff WORKS on me!  piece sine   Nov-05-03 02:37 PM   #37 
  - Dawn French  soleft   Nov-05-03 02:28 PM   #29 
  - somehow I don't think you need any instruction  indigo32   Nov-05-03 02:36 PM   #33 
  - For me it was always about the eyes.  blm   Nov-05-03 02:37 PM   #35 
  - Just call me  nothingshocksmeanymore   Nov-05-03 02:41 PM   #41 
  - how about 2 women seducing a man  samsingh   Nov-05-03 02:37 PM   #36 
  - If I had a nickle for every time I heard THAT one, I'd be a Republican  nothingshocksmeanymore   Nov-05-03 02:42 PM   #42 
  - When in doubt,  SOteric   Nov-05-03 02:43 PM   #43 
  - Be charming, funny, intelligent and kind.  BritishHuman   Nov-05-03 04:29 PM   #94 
  - By listening to her?  chiburb   Nov-05-03 02:58 PM   #44 
  - ROFL  nothingshocksmeanymore   Nov-05-03 03:02 PM   #46 
  - Rub my shoulders and kiss me on the neck...  bicentennial_baby   Nov-05-03 03:03 PM   #47 
  - Easy NSMA  oneighty   Nov-05-03 03:09 PM   #50 
  - but what if she gets her arm bitten off by a shark  soleft   Nov-05-03 03:11 PM   #52 
  - Actually I took my ex on a surf trip to Mexico not long after we met  nothingshocksmeanymore   Nov-05-03 03:15 PM   # 
     - I knew that NSMA  oneighty   Nov-05-03 03:21 PM   #58 
  - it's having a sense of humor  slinkerwink   Nov-05-03 03:11 PM   #53 
  - Aiiiiggggghhhh...stop it!  GOPisEvil   Nov-05-03 03:15 PM   #54 
  - I was going to say something too!  Booberdawg   Nov-05-03 03:16 PM   #55 
  - haha, I'm sorry!  slinkerwink   Nov-05-03 03:18 PM   #56 
     - *making notes*  GOPisEvil   Nov-05-03 03:20 PM   #57 
     - does this help in cooling you down?  slinkerwink   Nov-05-03 03:23 PM   #60 
     - *screams* god no for me at least  JohnKleeb   Nov-05-03 03:25 PM   #64 
     - LOL!!!!  GOPisEvil   Nov-05-03 03:26 PM   #66 
     - I wouldnt mind a copy  JohnKleeb   Nov-05-03 03:24 PM   #62 
     - I voted for ya  bicentennial_baby   Nov-05-03 03:26 PM   #65 
        - Thanks  JohnKleeb   Nov-05-03 03:27 PM   #67 
     - whew  indigo32   Nov-05-03 03:52 PM   #83 
     - sigh...  arcane1   Nov-05-03 03:22 PM   #59 
     - A long day punctuated by a cold shower, eh?  GOPisEvil   Nov-05-03 03:23 PM   #61 
     - Damn!  bicentennial_baby   Nov-05-03 03:24 PM   #63 
     - I did!  slinkerwink   Nov-05-03 04:11 PM   #87 
        - Cool!  bicentennial_baby   Nov-05-03 04:14 PM   #91 
     - The rough stuff  Booberdawg   Nov-05-03 03:28 PM   #68 
        - cold showers all around today!  arcane1   Nov-05-03 03:34 PM   #72 
           - LOL! Tried that before too.  Booberdawg   Nov-05-03 03:37 PM   #78 
              - lol, amen to that!  arcane1   Nov-05-03 03:47 PM   #79 
  - Wow! The newbie is giving me chest pain!  nothingshocksmeanymore   Nov-05-03 03:29 PM   #69 
     - You too?  GOPisEvil   Nov-05-03 03:29 PM   #70 
     - pain? yes. Chest pain?  arcane1   Nov-05-03 03:35 PM   #73 
     - Then it isn't your face turning blue is it?  nothingshocksmeanymore   Nov-05-03 03:36 PM   #75 
     - hmm, you could say that  arcane1   Nov-05-03 03:48 PM   #81 
     - I tell you when I joined DU this is the last thing I expected  JohnKleeb   Nov-05-03 03:37 PM   #76 
        - Can't beat that combo!  Booberdawg   Nov-05-03 03:58 PM   #85 
           - damn straight  JohnKleeb   Nov-05-03 04:12 PM   #89 
     - oh my goodness.....would a nice massage help?  slinkerwink   Nov-05-03 04:09 PM   #86 
        - Yes..massaging my chest usually helps  nothingshocksmeanymore   Nov-05-03 04:38 PM   #95 
  - According to a lot of the films in my collection...  mitchum   Nov-05-03 03:37 PM   #77 
  - This thread took care of my stomach upset  Booberdawg   Nov-05-03 03:48 PM   #80 
  - good luck  arcane1   Nov-05-03 03:51 PM   #82 
  - Damnit! Stop it y'all!  bicentennial_baby   Nov-05-03 03:55 PM   #84 
  - ...and how can THIS MAN WATCH????  matcom   Nov-05-03 04:12 PM   #88 
  - Yes do tell  JohnKleeb   Nov-05-03 04:13 PM   # 
  - (Poke-poke.) "You awake? Wanna do-it?"  arwalden   Nov-05-03 04:13 PM   #90 
  - Get 'em drunk, say "Now you belong to me" the next morning...  BiggJawn   Nov-05-03 04:16 PM   #92 
  - Heh  indigo32   Nov-05-03 04:40 PM   #96 
  - first, express sorrow for Beirut  ZombyWoof   Nov-05-03 09:26 PM   #97 
  - Let me watch for awhile and then join in.  MartinAmbroseForan   Nov-05-03 10:04 PM   #100 
  - My lesbian friends tell me quiche works nicely  greekspeak   Nov-05-03 10:11 PM   #101 
 

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