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Buns_of_Fire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-03-03 03:58 PM
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40. A few years ago, when I had money,
I sent a "group Christmas present" to my loved ones in Atlanta, and Collie-For-Nyah -- a box full of assorted hot sauces (Dave's Insanity Sauce, Tongues of Fire, Ground Zero, and the like). I also sent them a box of toothpicks to sample them with, along with directions (have milk, bread, and the like handy... keep them away from the kids...) that ended with a one-sentence warning: If it burns going in, it'll burn going out.

A few days after Christmas, I got an e-mail. All it said was, "My God -- are you trying to kill us?" :shrug:
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  -Why did God Invent the Jalapeno Pepper? tsipple  Nov-03-03 01:00 PM   #0 
  - Yum! Jalapenos!!!  GOPisEvil   Nov-03-03 01:02 PM   #1 
  - And so is beer  Superfly   Nov-03-03 01:02 PM   #2 
  - In Mexico  dwckabal   Nov-03-03 01:04 PM   #3 
  - God wrote a chapter in Michael Moore's new book  Myra   Nov-03-03 01:04 PM   # 
  - Jalapenos-One of the very few reasons to believe a God even exists  Forkboy   Nov-03-03 01:04 PM   #4 
  - God Invented the Jalapeno pepper  downstairsparts   Nov-03-03 01:04 PM   #5 
  - Because they are fun!  theivoryqueen   Nov-03-03 01:04 PM   #6 
  - If it's that bad, they probably weren't standard jalapenos  tridim   Nov-03-03 01:05 PM   #7 
  - I once had salsa so hot...  Soloflecks   Nov-03-03 01:10 PM   #9 
  - They keep me regular  slackmaster   Nov-03-03 01:08 PM   #8 
  - Water will just spread the heat...  grannylib   Nov-03-03 01:11 PM   #10 
  - Did You Eat Them All in One Bite?  ribofunk   Nov-03-03 01:12 PM   #11 
  - roasting jalapenos always makes them hotter  el_gato   Nov-03-03 01:12 PM   #12 
  - They're Tricky When Grilled  tsipple   Nov-03-03 01:17 PM   #13 
  - Jalapeno peppers created for wimps who can't handle Habanero peppers  Tempest   Nov-03-03 01:19 PM   #14 
  - Good to know there's another habanero lover  Rowdyboy   Nov-03-03 01:57 PM   #27 
  - What he said..  ArkDem   Nov-03-03 02:13 PM   #29 
  - Habaneros may be hotter  mitchtv   Nov-03-03 03:25 PM   #36 
  - Afraid you did the wrong things: drink milk, eat bread....  hlthe2b   Nov-03-03 01:23 PM   #15 
  - Afraid you did the wrong things: drink milk, eat bread....  hlthe2b   Nov-03-03 01:23 PM   #16 
  - Mexican Food is WONDERFUL  tsipple   Nov-03-03 01:48 PM   #23 
     - Cranberry sauce with jalapenos in it  mitchtv   Nov-03-03 03:30 PM   #37 
  - So I'm trying to figure this out  cally   Nov-03-03 01:23 PM   #17 
  - Those Peppers Had a VERY Delayed Reaction  tsipple   Nov-03-03 01:28 PM   #18 
  - God created all hot peppers  Robb   Nov-03-03 01:28 PM   #19 
  - And certainly NOT after having just chopped peppers!  GOPisEvil   Nov-03-03 01:30 PM   #20 
  - Happily . . .  texastoast   Nov-03-03 01:36 PM   #21 
  - To clean out your sinuses of course. nt  caledesi   Nov-03-03 01:38 PM   #22 
  - God created the Jalapeno & Habernero Peppers Because  forgethell   Nov-03-03 01:49 PM   #24 
  - Because Allah loves wonderous variety!  xJlM   Nov-03-03 01:50 PM   #25 
  - So Mr Coors Could Sell More Beer!  Hubert Flottz   Nov-03-03 01:55 PM   #26 
  - Gawd, beer and hot peppers  tridim   Nov-03-03 02:10 PM   #28 
  - The hot pepper, like the tattoo, is an intelligence quiz  gratuitous   Nov-03-03 02:43 PM   #30 
  - if you take away the Jalepeno Pepper...  matcom   Nov-03-03 02:50 PM   #31 
  - Just imagine how it's going to feel coming  YellowRubberDuckie   Nov-03-03 02:52 PM   #32 
  - A few years ago, when I had money,  Buns_of_Fire   Nov-03-03 03:58 PM   #40 
  - God invented the jalapeno because of a mistake.  skip fox   Nov-03-03 03:02 PM   #33 
  - DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT MASTERBATE AFTER HANDELING  patdem   Nov-03-03 03:08 PM   #34 
  - Don't eat them plain  Nikia   Nov-03-03 03:16 PM   #35 
  - because people are SICK  Skittles   Nov-03-03 03:35 PM   #38 
  - I slice the little ones up and pour olive oil all over them..yum.  henslee   Nov-03-03 03:39 PM   #39 
  - drink milk  Kamika   Nov-03-03 04:00 PM   #41 
  - one word- MILK !  4323Lopez   Nov-03-03 04:04 PM   #42 
  - Ever eaten 3 Habeneros on dare?  forgethell   Nov-04-03 09:57 AM   #43 
  - Why? Because...  Lurking_Argyle   Nov-04-03 10:03 AM   #44 
  - God? I dunno....  LeftistGorilla   Nov-04-03 10:12 AM   #45 
  - Why Did God Invent Jalapenos?  cryingshame   Nov-04-03 10:13 AM   #46 
  - Apparently they were invented to keep you from eating them  ProudGerman   Nov-04-03 10:14 AM   #47 

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