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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 08:18 AM
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4. "Pre-op, or strap-on?"
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  -How YOU doin'? Post your worst pick up lines here! BlondieK143  Jun-20-05 08:10 AM   #0 
  - Honey, you look finer than a new set of snow tires.  matcom   Jun-20-05 08:12 AM   #1 
  - Your husband is too drunk to notice. nt  benburch   Jun-20-05 08:12 AM   #2 
  - "You look good for your age"  DemItAllAnyway   Jun-20-05 08:17 AM   #3 
  - "Pre-op, or strap-on?"  Deep13   Jun-20-05 08:18 AM   #4 
  - "You look great!"...  Deep13   Jun-20-05 08:19 AM   #5 
  - [sniffing] Is that you or me?  Deep13   Jun-20-05 08:20 AM   #6 
  - Are you tired?  Lurking_Argyle   Jun-20-05 08:21 AM   #7 
  - "I have a very small penis."  GOPBasher   Jun-20-05 08:23 AM   #8 
  - How 'bout, "Do you think size matters?"  Deep13   Jun-20-05 08:32 AM   #11 
  - if you were a juice, you'd be veryfine  sniffa   Jun-20-05 08:24 AM   #9 
  - Are you an art lover?  Finnfan   Jun-20-05 08:25 AM   #10 
  - On Family Guy: Meg to Kevin Swanson:  Deep13   Jun-20-05 08:33 AM   #12 
  - "Ever see a brand new $50 bill?"  Deep13   Jun-20-05 08:35 AM   #13 
  - Mmm... nice shirt... but it would look better on my bedroom floor.  bertha katzenengel   Jun-20-05 08:35 AM   #14 
  - You must have mirrors in those pants...  Jokerman   Jun-20-05 08:35 AM   #15 
  - "Are those real?"  Deep13   Jun-20-05 08:38 AM   #16 
  - I'm not old enough to be your father but  jmm   Jun-20-05 08:42 AM   #17 
  - "Hips or lips?"  Deep13   Jun-20-05 09:54 AM   #18 
  - did it hurt...  mark414   Jun-20-05 09:57 AM   #19 
  - "Do you play basketball" (asked by a short yuppie)  Patiod   Jun-20-05 10:01 AM   #20 
  - You remind me of a large mouth bass -  micrometer_50   Jun-20-05 10:01 AM   #21 
  - You Know I Drive a BMW.  BearClaws   Jun-20-05 10:20 AM   #22 
  - Actually driving one is impressive.  Deep13   Jun-20-05 10:55 AM   #28 
  - People really talk like that to someone they just met  MissMillie   Jun-20-05 10:52 AM   #27 
  - "You know what would look good IN you baby?? ME! "  dubyaD40web   Jun-20-05 10:37 AM   #23 
  - "I'm a member of the Wal-Mart team!"  gwbsamoron   Jun-20-05 10:48 AM   #24 
  - cheap, arrogant and tasteless  Deep13   Jun-20-05 10:59 AM   #32 
  - "Lower your standards! I did."  mac56   Jun-20-05 10:51 AM   #25 
  - When I told a guy I was married  Divameow77   Jun-20-05 10:51 AM   #26 
  - Smooth!  Deep13   Jun-20-05 10:56 AM   #29 
     - Yea, I'm sure the dork has women lined up,  Divameow77   Jun-20-05 10:58 AM   #31 
        - For real: US law student to prostitute in Austria in burlesque club:  Deep13   Jun-20-05 11:04 AM   #35 
  - "Is that a keg in your t-bar?"  lildreamer316   Jun-20-05 10:58 AM   #30 
  - Yah know Fundy lawmakers are trying to outlaw that in OH.  Deep13   Jun-20-05 11:00 AM   #33 
  - You look like you'd soon jump off a bridge...  Niccolo_Macchiavelli   Jun-20-05 11:01 AM   #34 
  - so baby  cleofus1   Jun-20-05 11:04 AM   #36 
  - "Wanna know why they call me the minuteman?"  Deep13   Jun-20-05 11:08 AM   #37 
  - you'd fit nicely on my dick  Niccolo_Macchiavelli   Jun-20-05 11:16 AM   #38 
  - oh you can't be serious!  tigereye   Jun-20-05 12:45 PM   #47 
  - "Hey honey, can I buy you a car?"  tenshi816   Jun-20-05 11:28 AM   #39 
  - Have you met my friend One Hung Low?  Crazy Guggenheim   Jun-20-05 11:30 AM   #40 
  - "What's you sign? Mine's slippery when wet, if ya know what I mean."  Deep13   Jun-20-05 11:41 AM   #41 
  - I actually know someone that has that tattoo.  BlondieK143   Jun-21-05 05:46 AM   #54 
  - "The Lord and I want to buy you a drink."  Deep13   Jun-20-05 11:43 AM   #42 
  - You look exotic  Dora   Jun-20-05 11:53 AM   #43 
  - *Do the pistol shoot from the hip finger* "Hey, baby.. haven't I  GreenPartyVoter   Jun-20-05 12:00 PM   #44 
  - Somebody better call God  Lannes   Jun-20-05 12:06 PM   #45 
  - "Are you a top, bottom or switch?"  Deep13   Jun-20-05 12:36 PM   #46 
  - Hey - you want to get some 40s, get fucked up?  RPM   Jun-20-05 01:09 PM   #48 
  - "If I said you had a great body..."  primate1   Jun-20-05 01:17 PM   #49 
  - I am no longer infected...  edbermac   Jun-20-05 01:29 PM   #50 
  - Could I use your underwear to make soup?  edbermac   Jun-20-05 01:30 PM   #51 
  - I may not be Wilma Flintstone  u4ic   Jun-20-05 01:30 PM   #52 
  - Hello there... My name is (Real Name).  Prag   Jun-20-05 01:31 PM   #53 
  - "Tickle your ass with a feather?"  auburngrad82   Jun-21-05 05:50 AM   #55 
  - Hey, didn't I see your sister at the mall?  Liberal_Andy   Jun-21-05 06:48 AM   #56 
 

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