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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-28-05 11:42 AM
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22. "but it's not my dog"
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  -Just the Punch-lines, Ma'am. A-Schwarzenegger  May-28-05 10:48 AM   #0 
  - "Look, Peter -- you can see your house from here!"  Old Crusoe   May-28-05 10:49 AM   #1 
  - That's all you do? Bird imitations?  jobycom   May-28-05 10:51 AM   #2 
  - "He'd lost one, broken one, and they found one in his lunch box."  Prag   May-28-05 10:51 AM   #3 
  - Abcess make the fart go Honda!  yellowdogintexas   May-28-05 10:55 AM   #4 
  - "If you think that's funny you should have seen the monkey trying to stick  Prag   May-28-05 11:00 AM   #5 
  - I Heard That One Differently  Crisco   May-29-05 07:50 AM   #44 
     - LOL  Prag   May-29-05 07:55 AM   #46 
        - Well  Crisco   May-29-05 07:56 AM   #47 
           - LOL... again.  Prag   May-29-05 07:59 AM   #48 
  - "Somewhere in here, there's a horse."  Prag   May-28-05 11:03 AM   #6 
  - "Okay, everybody, break's over. Back on your heads!"  skygazer   May-28-05 11:04 AM   #7 
  - "Cough drops... They stop the coughn'."  Prag   May-28-05 11:05 AM   #8 
  - "So he says, 'For a nickel I will!'"  RandomKoolzip   May-28-05 11:17 AM   #9 
  - "He made his own lunch."  sfexpat2000   May-28-05 11:19 AM   #10 
  - "Oh and one more thing--take those parrots out of your ears."  A-Schwarzenegger   May-28-05 11:19 AM   #11 
  - No you don't understand...  TlalocW   May-28-05 11:21 AM   #12 
  - "And the Genie said, Let me look at that map again."  sfexpat2000   May-28-05 11:28 AM   #13 
  - "OK, who's making these up?"  A-Schwarzenegger   May-28-05 11:32 AM   #14 
  - "They all did."  sfexpat2000   May-28-05 11:33 AM   #15 
  - "I thought so."  A-Schwarzenegger   May-28-05 11:35 AM   #16 
     - "I'll be here all week. Try the veal!"  sfexpat2000   May-28-05 11:38 AM   #18 
  - I hereby certify that each of my punchlines has a joke attached.  Prag   May-29-05 06:48 AM   #30 
  - "she stepped on a rainbow made skittles"  bridgit   May-28-05 11:35 AM   #17 
  - "What did you want me to say DIMaggio?"  Lannes   May-28-05 11:40 AM   #19 
  - So I bit him  Parrcrow   May-28-05 11:40 AM   #20 
  - I'd like to learn to play the violin  nothingshocksmeanymore   May-28-05 11:42 AM   #21 
  - "but it's not my dog"  bridgit   May-28-05 11:42 AM   #22 
  - Rectum? Nearly KILLED 'em!  Robb   May-28-05 11:44 AM   #23 
  - "You have a drink named 'Steve'?"  nuxvomica   May-28-05 12:11 PM   #24 
  - The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"  nuxvomica   May-28-05 12:14 PM   #25 
  - "And the cat peed on the matches"  MidwestMomma   May-28-05 12:22 PM   #26 
  - "Well, you didn't say anything about the applesauce!"  A-Schwarzenegger   May-28-05 06:29 PM   #27 
  - "If I could walk that way I wouldn't need the ointment!"  EstimatedProphet   May-28-05 06:31 PM   #28 
  - "Yeah. How do you think THIS shit got started."  Blue-Jay   May-28-05 06:36 PM   #29 
  - "I swallowed one each day just as you told me."  Prag   May-29-05 06:52 AM   #31 
  - "What are you talking about? I sent three people to save you."  Prag   May-29-05 07:13 AM   #32 
  - "We are not drinking, we are on the patch!"  KitchenWitch   May-29-05 07:14 AM   #33 
  - "Peter, Peter, I can see your house from here"  KitchenWitch   May-29-05 07:15 AM   #34 
  - "One usesVaseline, the other Polygrip!"  KitchenWitch   May-29-05 07:17 AM   #35 
  - "He came home to find the Milkman dead on his front porch."  Prag   May-29-05 07:18 AM   #36 
  - To act as a buffer zone, protecting Canada from Iowa  KitchenWitch   May-29-05 07:19 AM   #37 
  - "Guess which hand will fill first."  Prag   May-29-05 07:27 AM   #38 
  - "We used all of the balloons you gave us."  Prag   May-29-05 07:34 AM   #39 
  - "It was set to stop when it got 20 gallons."  Prag   May-29-05 07:36 AM   #40 
  - "No, no deer. Too tall. Runs way too fast."  Prag   May-29-05 07:44 AM   #41 
  - "Got Any Grapes?"  Crisco   May-29-05 07:48 AM   #42 
  - "And you never told me your dad was a pharmacist."  C_eh_N_eh_D_eh   May-29-05 07:49 AM   #43 
  - "Nope. The Brick."  Crisco   May-29-05 07:52 AM   #45 
  - "good thing we stayed here. Buttered corn has been falling out that window  JVS   May-29-05 08:23 AM   #49 
  - And the duck said, "Get this guy off my ass."  Pharlo   May-29-05 09:15 AM   #50 
  - Peach. I think I'll paint the ceiling peach.  dubyaD40web   May-29-05 09:22 AM   #51 
  - That's not a porch, that's a Ferrari.  dubyaD40web   May-29-05 09:23 AM   #52 
  - "Dear God, If you EVER want to see your mother again...."  Pharlo   May-29-05 09:33 AM   #53 
  - I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy!  HeeBGBz   May-29-05 09:51 AM   #54 
  - Mum's on the roof, and we can't get her down.  Canadian Socialist   May-29-05 10:06 AM   #55 
  - "He paints his toenails red." nt  blondeatlast   May-29-05 10:07 AM   #56 
  - "Oh, I give up. You win."  SnohoDem   May-29-05 10:20 AM   #57 
  - "Lady and Gentlemen, start your cataloupes."  A-Schwarzenegger   May-29-05 12:01 PM   #58 
  - I don't know about you, but this oral sex doesn't do anything for me.  loudestchick   May-29-05 12:07 PM   #59 
  - ....and if you don't quit jacking off, that elbow's never gonna get better  TroubleMan   May-29-05 12:09 PM   #60 
  - "I'll be in the basement if you need me."  A-Schwarzenegger   May-29-05 12:10 PM   #61 
  - Hey I'm not going to go through 67 more of these.  Crazy Guggenheim   May-29-05 12:22 PM   #62 
  - "Make me one with everything."  A-Schwarzenegger   May-29-05 12:36 PM   #63 
  - "Most fellas just leave her on the swing"  NoPasaran   May-29-05 12:38 PM   #64 
  - "Twenty-five bucks, Father. Same as downtown."  NoPasaran   May-29-05 12:38 PM   #65 
  - "Turn it around...:  fleabert   May-29-05 12:42 PM   #66 
  - "Read the card!"  fleabert   May-29-05 12:44 PM   #67 
  - "After he heard another 'Whooo... Whooo...' he pulled off his pants...  Prag   May-29-05 12:57 PM   #68 
  - "All right! All right! I'll do the @$@%$$ dishes!"  Prag   May-29-05 01:03 PM   #69 
  - "I don't get it."  A-Schwarzenegger   May-29-05 01:05 PM   #70 
  - But with the grace of God and these two fingers,  bvar22   May-29-05 01:09 PM   #71 
  - You dumb coonass.  bvar22   May-29-05 01:10 PM   #72 
  - But do they call me McGregor the great stone tower builder?  ChoralScholar   May-29-05 01:36 PM   #73 
 

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