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| 5. "If you think that's funny you should have seen the monkey trying to stick |
| -Just the Punch-lines, Ma'am. |
A-Schwarzenegger |
May-28-05 10:48 AM |
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"Look, Peter -- you can see your house from here!" |
Old Crusoe |
May-28-05 10:49 AM |
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That's all you do? Bird imitations? |
jobycom |
May-28-05 10:51 AM |
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"He'd lost one, broken one, and they found one in his lunch box." |
Prag |
May-28-05 10:51 AM |
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Abcess make the fart go Honda! |
yellowdogintexas |
May-28-05 10:55 AM |
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"If you think that's funny you should have seen the monkey trying to stick |
Prag |
May-28-05 11:00 AM |
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I Heard That One Differently |
Crisco |
May-29-05 07:50 AM |
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LOL |
Prag |
May-29-05 07:55 AM |
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Well |
Crisco |
May-29-05 07:56 AM |
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LOL... again. |
Prag |
May-29-05 07:59 AM |
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"Somewhere in here, there's a horse." |
Prag |
May-28-05 11:03 AM |
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"Okay, everybody, break's over. Back on your heads!" |
skygazer |
May-28-05 11:04 AM |
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"Cough drops... They stop the coughn'." |
Prag |
May-28-05 11:05 AM |
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"So he says, 'For a nickel I will!'" |
RandomKoolzip |
May-28-05 11:17 AM |
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"He made his own lunch." |
sfexpat2000 |
May-28-05 11:19 AM |
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"Oh and one more thing--take those parrots out of your ears." |
A-Schwarzenegger |
May-28-05 11:19 AM |
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No you don't understand... |
TlalocW |
May-28-05 11:21 AM |
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"And the Genie said, Let me look at that map again." |
sfexpat2000 |
May-28-05 11:28 AM |
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"OK, who's making these up?" |
A-Schwarzenegger |
May-28-05 11:32 AM |
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"They all did." |
sfexpat2000 |
May-28-05 11:33 AM |
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"I thought so." |
A-Schwarzenegger |
May-28-05 11:35 AM |
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"I'll be here all week. Try the veal!" |
sfexpat2000 |
May-28-05 11:38 AM |
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I hereby certify that each of my punchlines has a joke attached. |
Prag |
May-29-05 06:48 AM |
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"she stepped on a rainbow made skittles" |
bridgit |
May-28-05 11:35 AM |
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"What did you want me to say DIMaggio?" |
Lannes |
May-28-05 11:40 AM |
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So I bit him |
Parrcrow |
May-28-05 11:40 AM |
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I'd like to learn to play the violin |
nothingshocksmeanymore |
May-28-05 11:42 AM |
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"but it's not my dog" |
bridgit |
May-28-05 11:42 AM |
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Rectum? Nearly KILLED 'em! |
Robb |
May-28-05 11:44 AM |
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"You have a drink named 'Steve'?" |
nuxvomica |
May-28-05 12:11 PM |
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The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go!" |
nuxvomica |
May-28-05 12:14 PM |
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"And the cat peed on the matches" |
MidwestMomma |
May-28-05 12:22 PM |
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"Well, you didn't say anything about the applesauce!" |
A-Schwarzenegger |
May-28-05 06:29 PM |
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"If I could walk that way I wouldn't need the ointment!" |
EstimatedProphet |
May-28-05 06:31 PM |
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"Yeah. How do you think THIS shit got started." |
Blue-Jay |
May-28-05 06:36 PM |
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"I swallowed one each day just as you told me." |
Prag |
May-29-05 06:52 AM |
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"What are you talking about? I sent three people to save you." |
Prag |
May-29-05 07:13 AM |
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"We are not drinking, we are on the patch!" |
KitchenWitch |
May-29-05 07:14 AM |
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"Peter, Peter, I can see your house from here" |
KitchenWitch |
May-29-05 07:15 AM |
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"One usesVaseline, the other Polygrip!" |
KitchenWitch |
May-29-05 07:17 AM |
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"He came home to find the Milkman dead on his front porch." |
Prag |
May-29-05 07:18 AM |
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To act as a buffer zone, protecting Canada from Iowa |
KitchenWitch |
May-29-05 07:19 AM |
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"Guess which hand will fill first." |
Prag |
May-29-05 07:27 AM |
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"We used all of the balloons you gave us." |
Prag |
May-29-05 07:34 AM |
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"It was set to stop when it got 20 gallons." |
Prag |
May-29-05 07:36 AM |
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"No, no deer. Too tall. Runs way too fast." |
Prag |
May-29-05 07:44 AM |
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"Got Any Grapes?" |
Crisco |
May-29-05 07:48 AM |
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"And you never told me your dad was a pharmacist." |
C_eh_N_eh_D_eh |
May-29-05 07:49 AM |
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"Nope. The Brick." |
Crisco |
May-29-05 07:52 AM |
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"good thing we stayed here. Buttered corn has been falling out that window |
JVS |
May-29-05 08:23 AM |
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And the duck said, "Get this guy off my ass." |
Pharlo |
May-29-05 09:15 AM |
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Peach. I think I'll paint the ceiling peach. |
dubyaD40web |
May-29-05 09:22 AM |
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That's not a porch, that's a Ferrari. |
dubyaD40web |
May-29-05 09:23 AM |
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"Dear God, If you EVER want to see your mother again...." |
Pharlo |
May-29-05 09:33 AM |
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I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy! |
HeeBGBz |
May-29-05 09:51 AM |
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Mum's on the roof, and we can't get her down. |
Canadian Socialist |
May-29-05 10:06 AM |
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"He paints his toenails red." nt |
blondeatlast |
May-29-05 10:07 AM |
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"Oh, I give up. You win." |
SnohoDem |
May-29-05 10:20 AM |
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"Lady and Gentlemen, start your cataloupes." |
A-Schwarzenegger |
May-29-05 12:01 PM |
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I don't know about you, but this oral sex doesn't do anything for me. |
loudestchick |
May-29-05 12:07 PM |
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....and if you don't quit jacking off, that elbow's never gonna get better |
TroubleMan |
May-29-05 12:09 PM |
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"I'll be in the basement if you need me." |
A-Schwarzenegger |
May-29-05 12:10 PM |
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Hey I'm not going to go through 67 more of these. |
Crazy Guggenheim |
May-29-05 12:22 PM |
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"Make me one with everything." |
A-Schwarzenegger |
May-29-05 12:36 PM |
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"Most fellas just leave her on the swing" |
NoPasaran |
May-29-05 12:38 PM |
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"Twenty-five bucks, Father. Same as downtown." |
NoPasaran |
May-29-05 12:38 PM |
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"Turn it around...: |
fleabert |
May-29-05 12:42 PM |
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"Read the card!" |
fleabert |
May-29-05 12:44 PM |
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"After he heard another 'Whooo... Whooo...' he pulled off his pants... |
Prag |
May-29-05 12:57 PM |
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"All right! All right! I'll do the @$@%$$ dishes!" |
Prag |
May-29-05 01:03 PM |
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"I don't get it." |
A-Schwarzenegger |
May-29-05 01:05 PM |
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But with the grace of God and these two fingers, |
bvar22 |
May-29-05 01:09 PM |
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You dumb coonass. |
bvar22 |
May-29-05 01:10 PM |
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But do they call me McGregor the great stone tower builder? |
ChoralScholar |
May-29-05 01:36 PM |
#73 |
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