Reply #57: Here goes,

[jmm]

1) I’ve had the chicken pox twice. The first time I was four. The second time I was 14 and I had an idiot doctor who doubted I could get it twice and tried to diagnose me with hepatitis.

2) I have a scar on my nose from when I was in 4th gr. While home sick one day I pulled on a Venetian blind because the light was bothering me. When I heard a noise I looked up and it fell on my nose.

3) I have 17 freckles on my body. I never realized until an ex pointed it out.

4) When I was young I had a habit of mispronouncing stuff but it always seemed to involve food. For example I was raised Catholic and thought it was The Father, Son and Holy Sparerib and I couldn’t pronounce mayonnaise until I was 11.

5) I’ve got all the hair in my family. My brother once measured his, our mom’s, and my hair strands with his micrometer. His was a 1/3 thicker than mom’s but mine was twice as thick as his.

6) Speaking of hair, I was born with an inch and a half of straight black hair just like my siblings have but when I was 5 it started to curl.

7) My CD rack which can hold about 1,000 but now filled with books and I‘ve still got boxes of books cluttering my place and my mom‘s basement.

8) This winter I developed a pigeon phobia after an incident that could’ve come straight out of that Birds movie.

9) I’ve been told I’m the “nicest bitch” and the “best liar” at my job. This is what the people who like me say. I’ve given up on becoming the “most talked about behind my back” because I’ve got too much competition in that category.

10) I first developed a reputation as an excellent liar when I was 13 and managed to convince a couple of cops to go away and not check the back of my building where my brother and some of his friends were drinking underage. No I wasn’t drinking with them and I used the incident to blackmail my brother into not drinking again until he was 21.