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HamstersFromHell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-05 02:20 AM
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12. There once was a girl who begat...
Three sons named Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun in the breeding
But hell in the feeding
When she found there was no tit for Tat.

OK, so sue me. :)

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  -Do you ever recite dirty limericks? Hardrada  Apr-12-05 01:35 AM   #0 
  - no  leftofthedial   Apr-12-05 01:37 AM   #1 
  - No  Dookus   Apr-12-05 01:37 AM   #2 
  - One need not recite any.  Hardrada   Apr-12-05 01:53 AM   #4 
     - I thought of one...  Dookus   Apr-12-05 02:00 AM   #8 
  - Yes, I do. Often. But don't tell a soul.  Old Crusoe   Apr-12-05 01:40 AM   #3 
  - No. No one would ever finish the limerick in my presence.  xmas74   Apr-12-05 01:54 AM   #5 
  - There . . .  Floogeldy   Apr-12-05 01:58 AM   #7 
  - Aren't you sweet!  xmas74   Apr-12-05 02:01 AM   #10 
  - That's not the one I heard.  Jamastiene   Apr-12-05 02:16 AM   #11 
  - That Nantucket one is probably the only one I remember!! n/t  boilerbabe   Apr-12-05 02:22 AM   #13 
     - No man ever wanted to repeat it in my presence.  xmas74   Apr-12-05 02:23 AM   #14 
  - I know one about a boy named "Perkin" . . .  Heidi   Apr-12-05 01:58 AM   #6 
  - No, but this buxom young maiden naimed Claire  Lone Pawn   Apr-12-05 02:00 AM   #9 
  - There once was a girl who begat...  HamstersFromHell   Apr-12-05 02:20 AM   #12 
  - Never heard that one!  Hardrada   Apr-12-05 02:46 AM   #17 
  - I know a bunch of these...we used to sing some of the verses  Historic NY   Apr-12-05 02:38 AM   #15 
  - Wanna bet I can get this thread locked in 60 seconds?  maveric   Apr-12-05 02:44 AM   #16 
  - I *know* I could!  HamstersFromHell   Apr-12-05 02:49 AM   #18 
  - if you start singing the above lyrics or posting them I think 10 secs....  Historic NY   Apr-12-05 02:49 AM   #19 
  - There was an old man from Stamboul  TrogL   Apr-12-05 02:53 AM   #20 

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