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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 09:54 PM
Response to Reply #86
94. Nuns doen't get so many dates though.
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  -Kleeb is Will Pitt and Matcom's baby yvr girl  Apr-01-05 09:27 AM   #0 
  - so i've been paying child support for will pitt's love child...  ret5hd   Apr-01-05 09:33 AM   #1 
  - So you're saying Will is a deadbeat?  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 09:38 AM   #2 
     - no, i'm sayin' i was trapped...bamboozled!  ret5hd   Apr-01-05 09:42 AM   #5 
        - They're both pretty tricky  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 09:45 AM   #6 
  - No "mommy"  underpants   Apr-01-05 09:40 AM   #3 
  - And I didn't even send them gift!  Heidi   Apr-01-05 09:40 AM   #4 
  - For Kleeb, Speedos  miss_kitty   Apr-01-05 10:07 AM   #7 
     - Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.  Heidi   Apr-01-05 10:12 AM   #8 
     - I think dipilitory is very thoughtful on your part  miss_kitty   Apr-01-05 10:18 AM   #13 
        - We all thank you for your thoughfulness  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 10:20 AM   #14 
     - I think GOPisEvil got Speedos for the whole family  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 10:13 AM   #9 
        - HEY!  miss_kitty   Apr-01-05 10:16 AM   #12 
        - no no no...GOPisEvil is a thong man.  GloriaSmith   Apr-01-05 10:20 AM   #15 
           - I thought it was a Speedo but I averted my eyes kind of quickly  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 10:21 AM   #16 
              - he was probably wearing it backwards again  GloriaSmith   Apr-01-05 10:22 AM   #17 
                 - Men just love to display the family jewels  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 10:23 AM   #18 
                    - One of the men in my family enjoys polishing the family jewels . . .  Heidi   Apr-01-05 10:39 AM   #20 
                       - I thought they all enjoyed polishing the jewels?  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 11:03 AM   #22 
                          - My cat does whatever he wants.  Heidi   Apr-01-05 11:23 AM   #23 
                             - Humans tend to be a bit more discreet  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 11:29 AM   #24 
  - You mean he's not Elmer Fudd's and Bugs Bunny's baby????  Seabiscuit   Apr-01-05 10:13 AM   #10 
  - Would I lie to you?  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 10:14 AM   #11 
     - Um.  Heidi   Apr-01-05 10:40 AM   #21 
        - Hardly ever.  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 12:03 PM   #25 
  - another case of immaculate conception  WI_DEM   Apr-01-05 10:32 AM   #19 
  - Congrats to the happy couple!  bigwillq   Apr-01-05 12:05 PM   #26 
  - Can't stop..... giggling!  Revolutionary_Acts04   Apr-01-05 12:05 PM   #27 
  - This makes you practically related to Matcom  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 08:37 PM   #28 
     - Ahhhhhhhhhhh! That IS scary!  Revolutionary_Acts04   Apr-01-05 08:39 PM   #29 
        - I guess you'll be able to call Will Pitt uncle or something  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 08:43 PM   #30 
           - Hmm.....  Revolutionary_Acts04   Apr-01-05 08:43 PM   #31 
              - Ask him for candy every time you see him.  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 08:44 PM   #32 
                 - Oh! I like that idea.  Revolutionary_Acts04   Apr-01-05 08:45 PM   #33 
                    - and money...  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 08:48 PM   #34 
                       - Sweet! Uncle Will sounds pretty cool.  Revolutionary_Acts04   Apr-01-05 08:49 PM   #35 
                          - Now uncles shouldn't hit on you  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 08:52 PM   #36 
                             - Well her Uncle RA is always hitting on her  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 08:52 PM   #37 
                                - So is father John.  Revolutionary_Acts04   Apr-01-05 08:54 PM   #38 
                                - Father?  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 08:54 PM   #40 
                                - I did a roleplay once where I was a Catholic priest  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 08:55 PM   #43 
                                - You're one of those kind of priests  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 08:56 PM   #45 
                                - That wasn't how it worked.  Revolutionary_Acts04   Apr-01-05 08:57 PM   #46 
                                   - I then excommunicated you, you little anti christ  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 08:58 PM   #48 
                                - Father = priest.  Revolutionary_Acts04   Apr-01-05 08:56 PM   #44 
                                   - TMI  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 08:59 PM   #50 
                                   - What illusions?  Revolutionary_Acts04   Apr-01-05 09:02 PM   #53 
                                      - Yes, he is.  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 09:03 PM   #55 
                                      - I am sweet and innocent  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 09:03 PM   #56 
                                   - Uhhhhhhhhhh no that wasnt my fantasy  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 08:59 PM   #51 
                                      - Maybe, but I didn't ask you to be a priest.  Revolutionary_Acts04   Apr-01-05 09:00 PM   #52 
                                      - and I didnt particularly like the roman collar because it was uncomfortabl  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 09:02 PM   #54 
                                         - Qu?  Revolutionary_Acts04   Apr-01-05 09:07 PM   #59 
                                            - Oh don't lie, everyone knows that you flirted with  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 09:09 PM   #60 
                                            - LOL!  Revolutionary_Acts04   Apr-01-05 09:10 PM   #62 
                                      - Guys in school have that fantasy?  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 09:05 PM   #57 
                                         - That is NOT my fantasy  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 09:06 PM   #58 
                                            - Dare I ask  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 09:12 PM   #64 
                                               - I dont have one  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 09:20 PM   #67 
                                               - LOL. I'm telling you the catholic school uniform is a potent thing......  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 09:26 PM   #70 
                                               - Yeah and the great thing about Catholic girls is  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 09:30 PM   #71 
                                               - this is true......at least where i came from.  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 09:35 PM   #73 
                                               - I dont have a problem with getting divorce  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 09:41 PM   #75 
                                               - well than yvr girl has a slot open in 2006....... grab it while you can.  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 09:43 PM   #79 
                                               - hahahahaha well I am not looking to marry yet  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 09:45 PM   #81 
                                               - A nun? Does your aunt know you at all?  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 09:43 PM   #78 
                                               - she is a nun, so to her, that's a normal thing. and spiritually, values...  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 09:50 PM   #86 
                                               - Nope  sparky_in_ma   Apr-01-05 09:53 PM   #91 
                                               - ROTFL... but some guys like to feel dirty, sparks.... especially catholic  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 10:01 PM   #105 
                                               - You could confess your sins  sparky_in_ma   Apr-01-05 10:06 PM   #113 
                                               - i know it's good for the soul, but i think the confessee enjoys it more...  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 10:19 PM   #127 
                                               - (turns collar around)  sparky_in_ma   Apr-01-05 10:26 PM   #132 
                                               - well, i'm only human sparky. i have my weak moments......  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 10:32 PM   #138 
                                               - Nuns doen't get so many dates though.  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 09:54 PM   #94 
                                               - not as many as priests do......  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 10:22 PM   #129 
                                - I haven't done the priest thing in a while dude  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 08:55 PM   #42 
                                - He's one of those uncles that you don't talk about  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 08:54 PM   #39 
                                   - *snort* I have to save this for him to see later.  Revolutionary_Acts04   Apr-01-05 08:55 PM   #41 
                                   - This whole thread is pretty funny  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 08:57 PM   #47 
                                      - It is, I bookmarked it.  Revolutionary_Acts04   Apr-01-05 08:58 PM   #49 
                                   - That's so sweet.  Radical Activist   Apr-01-05 09:25 PM   #69 
  - i soo wish men could have babies--  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 09:09 PM   #61 
  - Beats us having them  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 09:11 PM   #63 
     - we'd give em something real to whine about, eh?  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 09:15 PM   #65 
        - I'm not sure which would be worse  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 09:17 PM   #66 
           - you could just work extra long hours or pretend to and hit the pub.......  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 09:22 PM   #68 
              - Not all that anxious to become a breeder at any rate  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 09:33 PM   #72 
                 - i haven't met anyone breedworthy in eons. LOL.  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 09:38 PM   #74 
                    - Just the thought of a couple of years of poopy diapers is enough  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 09:42 PM   #76 
                       - the thought of them goofing around while all the work involved  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 09:46 PM   #82 
                          - My brother is actually a great dad  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 09:49 PM   #85 
                             - i know one guy that pulls his weight, two that always intend to.....  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 09:53 PM   #92 
                                - Although it does go by pretty fast  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 09:58 PM   #101 
                                   - i came close to having one a looong time ago. i was incredibly young.  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 10:08 PM   #115 
                                      - I've never been a baby person - they smell and leak  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 10:09 PM   #118 
                                         - LOL  sparky_in_ma   Apr-01-05 10:12 PM   #122 
                                         - Same here. I love being an aunt.  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 10:13 PM   #123 
                                            - The daddy ship  sparky_in_ma   Apr-01-05 10:17 PM   #126 
                                               - i like this empty harbour, we can all hang out and have margaritas......  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 10:27 PM   #134 
                                                  - I remember a thread  sparky_in_ma   Apr-01-05 10:32 PM   #137 
                                                  - What does that mean?  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 10:35 PM   #141 
                                                  - our baby ships are way off at sea, and we can drink because we don;t have  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 10:39 PM   #143 
                                                  - It was a reference  sparky_in_ma   Apr-01-05 10:41 PM   #145 
                                                  - That thread has me scarred.  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 10:45 PM   #147 
                                                  - It surprised me  sparky_in_ma   Apr-01-05 10:48 PM   #149 
                                                  - Clearly, I pressed a button  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 10:49 PM   #151 
                                                  - that's why i guessed agent provocatueur.......  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 11:02 PM   #157 
                                                  - did you guys see the thread they hijacked last week.... someone posted  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 10:58 PM   #154 
                                                  - i know they were rough, but anybody that defensive like some of them  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 10:52 PM   #153 
                                                  - I don't think we could help you  sparky_in_ma   Apr-01-05 11:01 PM   #156 
                                                  - i'll put in in my living will then.  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 11:10 PM   #159 
                                                  - I'll consult with my lawyer friend  sparky_in_ma   Apr-01-05 11:13 PM   #161 
                                                  - If any little comment by a stranger can make you that defensive  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 11:05 PM   #158 
                                                  - and all the mommas with issues came out at once.a and they are fierce.  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 11:17 PM   #162 
                                                  - I'm pretty scary  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 11:27 PM   #163 
                                                  - Not everyone  sparky_in_ma   Apr-01-05 11:30 PM   #164 
                                                  - I guess it's just you and me, Sparky  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 11:40 PM   #167 
                                                  - you're good  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 11:36 PM   #165 
                                                  - Night sweets.  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 11:39 PM   #166 
                                                  - hansel and gretel were brats, i'm glad they shipped out! pour another for  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 10:47 PM   #148 
                                                  - LOL  sparky_in_ma   Apr-01-05 10:49 PM   #150 
                                                  - That's for sure  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 10:50 PM   #152 
                                                  - i remember jumping into that flaming thread.... mothers are fiercely  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 10:36 PM   #142 
                                         - their skin is amazing, and the little fingers. i adore the little boy  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 10:15 PM   #124 
  - I'm Kleeb's mommy!  elshiva   Apr-01-05 09:42 PM   #77 
  - no you're not lol  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 09:44 PM   #80 
     - Well I wish I were your momma!  elshiva   Apr-01-05 09:48 PM   #83 
        - Aren't you more closer in age to being my sister?  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 09:49 PM   #84 
        - I'm 23. I had you when I was five. A miracle...  elshiva   Apr-01-05 09:51 PM   #88 
           - Somehow I remember differently  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 09:52 PM   #90 
              - Yes. We had to erase your memory. It was too much for you.  elshiva   Apr-01-05 09:54 PM   #93 
                 - You would have died if you gave birth at 5  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 09:56 PM   #97 
                    - heheheehehe! April Frikkin Fools!  elshiva   Apr-01-05 09:59 PM   #102 
                       - Ive been playing an april fool's prank on the lounge all day  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 10:00 PM   #103 
                          - Hints Please!  elshiva   Apr-01-05 10:01 PM   #106 
                             - You can wait 58 mins  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 10:02 PM   #107 
                                - OK. I will!  elshiva   Apr-01-05 10:04 PM   #110 
        - Don't like men with glasses?  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 09:51 PM   #87 
           - doesn't he also have a goatee now?  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 09:51 PM   #89 
           - I believe so  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 09:55 PM   #96 
              - Reminds me to shave the day before I head up to Boston  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 09:56 PM   #99 
                 - can we cut your hair? please please please.......  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 10:03 PM   #108 
                    - Why on earth would you want to do that?  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 10:04 PM   #111 
                       - i like cutting guys hair... i'm pretty good. lol. so i shouldn't bring my  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 10:10 PM   #119 
                          - You wont like cutting mine  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 10:20 PM   #128 
                             - i would do that fuzzy thing where all the ends stand up. and then i'd  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 10:25 PM   #131 
                                - Its just this is some thick ass hair  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 10:27 PM   #133 
                                   - yeah, i know, me too.  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 10:29 PM   #136 
                                      - but it also means I'll never go bald  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 10:34 PM   #140 
                                         - it's good.  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 10:40 PM   #144 
                                            - Doesnt it depend on your mother's father?  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 10:42 PM   #146 
                                               - look at old pics. whoever had hair like you when they were young.  bettyellen   Apr-01-05 11:00 PM   #155 
                                                  - oh  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 11:12 PM   #160 
           - I LOVE MEN WITH GLASSES!  elshiva   Apr-01-05 09:55 PM   #95 
              - Pitt does  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 09:56 PM   #98 
                 - I AM married! They aren't my type. Glasses or no.  elshiva   Apr-01-05 09:58 PM   #100 
                    - Picky, picky  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 10:05 PM   #112 
                       - Men can get pregnant.  elshiva   Apr-01-05 10:08 PM   #116 
                          - Who knows what happens in Boston.  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 10:10 PM   #120 
                             - hahahahhahaah!  elshiva   Apr-01-05 10:16 PM   #125 
  - I'm scared  LeftPeopleFinishFirst   Apr-01-05 10:00 PM   #104 
  - You're scared? how do you think I feel?  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 10:04 PM   #109 
  - At least you can hit them up for an allowance  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 10:06 PM   #114 
     - Yeah but daddie matcom is constantly walking around the house  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 10:08 PM   #117 
        - We can't choose our parents, John  yvr girl   Apr-01-05 10:12 PM   #121 
  - just wait til the zombies find you  name not needed   Apr-01-05 10:24 PM   #130 
  - No Way! Everyone knows he's Dennis Kucinich's love child.  Radical Activist   Apr-01-05 10:28 PM   #135 
     - Then why I am so tall relatively?  JohnKleeb   Apr-01-05 10:33 PM   #139 
 

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