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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-31-05 08:08 PM
Response to Reply #115
137. I have both a whistle and an airhorn
and if necessary, I could bring my cowbell. Especially because I do think that mud wrestling needs more cowbell.
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  -Oh No! Progmom and I are fighting! We may even have to break up! JimmyJazz  Mar-31-05 02:13 PM   #0 
  - Deleted message  Name removed   Mar-31-05 02:14 PM   #1 
  - WTF is break-up sex????  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 02:17 PM   #6 
     - "Angry, I'll show you I'm still sexy" sex  GOPisEvil   Mar-31-05 02:18 PM   #8 
     - You've never had that?  Misunderestimator   Mar-31-05 02:19 PM   #11 
        - Apparently, I've missed out.  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 02:25 PM   #17 
  - I'll hold him in custody until the courts decide.  yvr girl   Mar-31-05 02:15 PM   #2 
  - I take it Boston is going to be turned on its head in a few weeks???  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 02:26 PM   #19 
     - I'll know today.  yvr girl   Mar-31-05 02:41 PM   #45 
        - Yay!  progmom   Mar-31-05 02:42 PM   #47 
           - I'm more influenced my Law and Order  yvr girl   Mar-31-05 02:44 PM   #50 
              - yup  progmom   Mar-31-05 02:52 PM   #58 
  - I will testify on her behalf.  whoisalhedges   Mar-31-05 02:16 PM   #3 
  - Meanypants. You're just pouting 'cause I kicked your ass in  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 02:17 PM   #7 
     - No, I maintain that any fan of "Survivor" is an unfit sundog owner.  whoisalhedges   Mar-31-05 02:18 PM   #10 
        - But, I'll take good care of him. I'll feed him and clothe him and  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 02:21 PM   #13 
           - Sundog and I already have plans, if you will ever release his trust fund  progmom   Mar-31-05 02:26 PM   #18 
  - Joint custody  Dark_Leftist   Mar-31-05 02:16 PM   #4 
  - I don't really like to share. it's all or nothing here. This is war!  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 02:27 PM   #21 
  - OMG! I bet they never even THOUGHT about who got custody of the JOINTS!  whoisalhedges   Mar-31-05 02:27 PM   #22 
     - I do. P-Mommy claims to be like Adam Ant --  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 02:30 PM   #23 
        - You mean she makes fun of people who don't drink and don't smoke?  whoisalhedges   Mar-31-05 02:30 PM   #24 
           - i never said ANYTHING about not drinking  progmom   Mar-31-05 02:31 PM   #25 
           - Good for you.  whoisalhedges   Mar-31-05 02:34 PM   #29 
           - That's what she said. I think she means she's the goody two shoes  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 02:32 PM   #26 
              - Regardless. As she does NOT like that vile piece of video rubbish...  whoisalhedges   Mar-31-05 02:34 PM   #28 
  - Great that frees up progmom for me...  Longgrain   Mar-31-05 02:17 PM   #5 
  - Just remember to give back all of the friendship pins that she made for  MrsGrumpy   Mar-31-05 02:18 PM   #9 
  - Fine. But I'm keeping the chain of gum wrappers we made  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 02:22 PM   #15 
     - When we meet each other for lunch, finally, I will secretly report  MrsGrumpy   Mar-31-05 02:27 PM   #20 
        - yes. you will have to console me after this break up.  progmom   Mar-31-05 02:36 PM   #32 
           - I'm your man....er girl!  MrsGrumpy   Mar-31-05 02:39 PM   #40 
           - HEY! You don't look so distraught to me, lady!  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 02:41 PM   #43 
              - excuuuuuse me?  progmom   Mar-31-05 02:42 PM   #46 
              - Only because you don't recognize Qwal-it-tee programing when  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 02:43 PM   #49 
              - Sweetie, it's times like these that we have to put on our bravest face.  MrsGrumpy   Mar-31-05 02:43 PM   #48 
                 - *snarf*  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 02:45 PM   #51 
                    - I'll grudgingly accept that position  Dark_Leftist   Mar-31-05 02:52 PM   #57 
                    - Oh okay - I'll pm you the application. But, I'm going to need a  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 02:53 PM   #61 
                    - Sure. As long as I don't have to audition.  MrsGrumpy   Mar-31-05 03:22 PM   #81 
                       - No but you do have to bring you spa/exfoliation kit!  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 03:24 PM   #84 
                          - yeah - those flintstone feet of yours could use some pumice  progmom   Mar-31-05 03:33 PM   #89 
                          - I could actually get you a spa/exfoliation kit, because I signed up for  MrsGrumpy   Mar-31-05 03:42 PM   #92 
                             - maybe we should just lure JJ up here to Michigan  progmom   Mar-31-05 03:46 PM   #93 
                                - Hey! That would be cool! You bring the tunes. I'll bring the spa stuff...  MrsGrumpy   Mar-31-05 03:49 PM   #95 
                                   - Chocolate!  progmom   Mar-31-05 03:52 PM   #96 
                                      - Yes, and only the good kind!  MrsGrumpy   Mar-31-05 03:53 PM   #97 
                                         - she prefers milk chocolate, so I think we'll have to be specific  progmom   Mar-31-05 03:57 PM   #98 
                                            - I love Godiva chocolate, but I only eat it if it's somebody elses.  MrsGrumpy   Mar-31-05 04:02 PM   #99 
  - Bullshit...yer joined at the hip! ROFL  jswordy   Mar-31-05 02:20 PM   #12 
  - since i am about a foot taller than her  progmom   Mar-31-05 02:54 PM   #64 
     - I vote for the boots! Black. Stilletto!  jswordy   Mar-31-05 03:31 PM   #88 
  - Jimmy Jamison has a great voice!  GalleryGod   Mar-31-05 02:22 PM   #14 
  - At the Spectrum! Former home of the Philadelphia Flyers?????  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 02:23 PM   #16 
  - self delete  progmom   Mar-31-05 02:33 PM   #27 
     - hey there you are  mark414   Mar-31-05 02:35 PM   #30 
        - hit me!  progmom   Mar-31-05 02:37 PM   #34 
           - ch-check your inbox  mark414   Mar-31-05 02:38 PM   #37 
              - your wish is my command!  progmom   Mar-31-05 02:41 PM   #42 
  - I would break up with you ,too.  jonnyblitz   Mar-31-05 02:35 PM   #31 
  - You wouldn't break up with me!  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 02:37 PM   #35 
  - You collect rocks?  jonnyblitz   Mar-31-05 02:39 PM   #39 
  - shall we shun her in Boston?  progmom   Mar-31-05 02:37 PM   #36 
     - damn  jonnyblitz   Mar-31-05 02:39 PM   #38 
        - survivor?  progmom   Mar-31-05 02:40 PM   #41 
           - yeah...or i guess even her rock collection  jonnyblitz   Mar-31-05 02:47 PM   #53 
              - Psst, blitz - How do you like me now?  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 02:51 PM   #56 
                 - hands off  progmom   Mar-31-05 02:52 PM   #60 
                 - Fine - gimme sundog and he's all yours. Besides, I hear he's  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 02:54 PM   #65 
                 - we're dealing in flesh and blood here  progmom   Mar-31-05 02:57 PM   #67 
                 - Yeah. For sure.  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 03:00 PM   #68 
                 - damn i miss all the chat when i only check to see who has  jonnyblitz   Mar-31-05 03:06 PM   #72 
                    - yep. it's all about jonny on this one.  progmom   Mar-31-05 03:08 PM   #74 
                    - Two women are fighting over two gay men. Honestly. Is there  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 03:09 PM   #76 
                       - You started it!  progmom   Mar-31-05 03:14 PM   #78 
                 - What about me ?  Dark_Leftist   Mar-31-05 03:02 PM   #69 
                    - i thought we had plans for you, me & the mini?  progmom   Mar-31-05 03:05 PM   #71 
                       - we did ? Damn now I'm torn  Dark_Leftist   Mar-31-05 03:08 PM   #73 
                          - what has J offered you??  progmom   Mar-31-05 03:09 PM   #75 
                             - No way! I would never give up bubka  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 03:11 PM   #77 
                             - A mini-cooper is difficult to pass up  Dark_Leftist   Mar-31-05 03:21 PM   #80 
                 - colorful!!  jonnyblitz   Mar-31-05 02:54 PM   #63 
  - Catfight time!  edbermac   Mar-31-05 02:36 PM   #33 
  - I hope they have the decency to oil up first.  whoisalhedges   Mar-31-05 02:41 PM   #44 
     - Ew - everyone knows cat's don't like oil!  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 02:47 PM   #52 
        - But cats are so DELICIOUS when fried in olive oil!  whoisalhedges   Mar-31-05 02:50 PM   #54 
           - sexist comment?  progmom   Mar-31-05 02:51 PM   #55 
              - What's wrong with being sexy?  whoisalhedges   Mar-31-05 02:52 PM   #59 
                 - my point exactly!  progmom   Mar-31-05 02:53 PM   #62 
  - Now don't make me have to come in there.  texas1928   Mar-31-05 02:56 PM   #66 
  - and where do you stand on survivor?  progmom   Mar-31-05 03:05 PM   #70 
     - I have never watched.  texas1928   Mar-31-05 03:19 PM   #79 
        - tex is mine!  progmom   Mar-31-05 03:24 PM   #82 
  - Tell her I have never, ever, ever, ever watched Survivor. Ever.  Left Is Write   Mar-31-05 03:24 PM   #83 
  - Fine. I guess progmom gets you, too. Now where is that fluffernutter?  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 03:26 PM   #85 
     - Oh no. I can't pick sides.  Left Is Write   Mar-31-05 03:28 PM   #87 
        - LOL - Okay - It's a deal.  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 03:47 PM   #94 
  - Now can't we all just get along.  texas1928   Mar-31-05 03:28 PM   #86 
  - No. We can't. This is war Tex - whose side are you on, anyway?  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 03:37 PM   #90 
     - Ithink progmom decided it for me.  texas1928   Mar-31-05 03:38 PM   #91 
     - Ok you two can fight over me. HELLO LOOK HERE<<<<<<<<<  texas1928   Mar-31-05 04:37 PM   #106 
  - My two mommies are breaking up???!!!  FuzzySlippers   Mar-31-05 04:03 PM   #100 
  - I claim Fuzzy in the name of all that is right.  progmom   Mar-31-05 04:04 PM   #101 
     - no way, lady! You got yvr girl and Tex - besides I am going  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 04:18 PM   #102 
        - I wanna live with p-mommie.  FuzzySlippers   Mar-31-05 04:27 PM   #103 
           - Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  progmom   Mar-31-05 04:39 PM   #108 
  - This calls for a bout  Gannon Man Date   Mar-31-05 04:28 PM   #104 
  - Dayum - we were in a cat fight earlier and now we have to mud wrestle!  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 04:36 PM   #105 
     - Nekkid  Gannon Man Date   Mar-31-05 04:39 PM   #107 
        - Are you volunteering to be the spinner?  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 04:41 PM   #110 
  - Ladies.  Midlodemocrat   Mar-31-05 04:41 PM   #109 
  - progmom and I are apparently going  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 04:46 PM   #115 
     - I suggested Jello wrestling.  texas1928   Mar-31-05 04:49 PM   #117 
     - Some new dude?  Gannon Man Date   Mar-31-05 05:07 PM   #124 
     - I thought you were mine until the cigs ran out?  progmom   Mar-31-05 05:09 PM   #125 
     - It's a co ownership situation  Gannon Man Date   Mar-31-05 05:47 PM   #136 
     - What? Some new guy?  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 05:19 PM   #132 
        - sweetie?  progmom   Mar-31-05 05:24 PM   #134 
     - I have both a whistle and an airhorn  Midlodemocrat   Mar-31-05 08:08 PM   #137 
  - "JimmyJazz, the tribe has spoken. I need your torch."  KamaAina   Mar-31-05 04:42 PM   #111 
  - UMMMm  texas1928   Mar-31-05 04:44 PM   #112 
  - There is a highest maintenance female poll  progmom   Mar-31-05 04:45 PM   #114 
  - I'll take custody of sundog!  bigwillq   Mar-31-05 04:45 PM   #113 
  - Would you please? He's been getting on my nerves, but I still  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 04:47 PM   #116 
     - You can have progmom!  bigwillq   Mar-31-05 04:57 PM   #119 
        - Wow.  progmom   Mar-31-05 04:59 PM   #121 
        - Pssst, progmom--  bigwillq   Mar-31-05 05:16 PM   #129 
           - Phew. I was over here crying and shit.  progmom   Mar-31-05 05:17 PM   #130 
              - I might be coming--  bigwillq   Mar-31-05 05:18 PM   #131 
        - Are you sure about that? Apparently, I'm high maintenance!  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 04:59 PM   #122 
           - They don't know what they're talking about.  progmom   Mar-31-05 05:01 PM   #123 
           - I dunno - I've been working out and getting ready for our triathalon!  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 05:10 PM   #126 
              - Oh. I can't talk?  progmom   Mar-31-05 05:12 PM   #127 
                 - Yeah right!  JimmyJazz   Mar-31-05 05:14 PM   #128 
           - Was there another poll?  bigwillq   Mar-31-05 05:21 PM   #133 
              - check it out  progmom   Mar-31-05 05:25 PM   #135 
  - You should crawl to progmom on your belly...  Hand   Mar-31-05 04:52 PM   #118 
  - innish allah  progmom   Mar-31-05 04:57 PM   #120 
     - Well, that seems to have killed this thread,,,  Hand   Apr-01-05 08:54 AM   #138 
  - Bunch of Lie-buls - hahahahahaha  LynneSin   Apr-01-05 08:56 AM   #139 
  - You've already missed the rapture! It was Oct. 28, 1992 -  JimmyJazz   Apr-01-05 09:04 AM   #140 
     - nnoooooo, NooooNNoooNooo  LynneSin   Apr-01-05 09:50 AM   #141 
  - Do I get dibs on the survivor of the catfight?  Taverner   Apr-01-05 09:52 AM   #142 
  - I won!  JimmyJazz   Apr-01-05 10:08 AM   #143 
     - hellloooooo  progmom   Apr-01-05 03:18 PM   #144 
  - Wha... what about me?  Revolutionary_Acts04   Apr-01-05 03:22 PM   #145 
     - Rev?  progmom   Apr-01-05 03:36 PM   #146 
 

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