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81. Bill Clinton did not rape and pillage Rome
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  -Urban Legends about Bill Clinton debunked! (Add your favorites!) BikeWriter  Mar-09-05 07:40 AM   #0 
  - Bill Clinton did not cause the Watergate scandal  KitchenWitch   Mar-09-05 07:42 AM   #1 
  - He was also conspicuously absent from the Mount when Jesus was crucified.  BikeWriter   Mar-09-05 07:43 AM   #3 
     - Interesting. He also didn't serve on the Western Front in WWI  Midlodemocrat   Mar-09-05 07:44 AM   #5 
        - He's been dodging the draft since the attack on Troy  Rabrrrrrr   Mar-09-05 09:16 AM   #48 
  - Bill Clinton did not head up the Khmer Rouge  Rabrrrrrr   Mar-09-05 07:43 AM   #2 
  - He did not fly airplanes into the World Trade Center!  BikeWriter   Mar-09-05 07:44 AM   #6 
  - Bill Clinton did not invent the internets.  Midlodemocrat   Mar-09-05 07:43 AM   #4 
  - Bill Clinton was not Ashurbanipal's general  Rabrrrrrr   Mar-09-05 07:45 AM   #7 
  - Bill CLinton did not duel with and kill Alexander Hamilton! n/t  Ilsa   Mar-09-05 07:46 AM   #8 
  - Bill Clinton was NOT the first person to have sex.  johnnie   Mar-09-05 07:46 AM   #9 
  - And, he probably was not the first to get a B/J  NewJeffCT   Mar-09-05 08:31 AM   #44 
  - Bill Clinton did NOT eat my baby...  Cooley Hurd   Mar-09-05 07:47 AM   #10 
  - Bill Clinton did not attack Pearl Harbor!  BikeWriter   Mar-09-05 07:48 AM   #11 
  - Nor did he rape Nanking!  Redstone   Mar-09-05 08:02 AM   #33 
  - GRAH!!!  haruka3_2000   Mar-10-05 03:04 AM   #78 
  - GRAH!!!  haruka3_2000   Mar-10-05 03:05 AM   #79 
  - Bill Clinton did not start the Black Plague in Europe  meegbear   Mar-09-05 07:48 AM   #12 
  - Bill Clinton does not cause traffic slowdowns  Lurking_Argyle   Mar-09-05 07:49 AM   #13 
  - Bill Clinton is not my baby daddy  KitchenWitch   Mar-09-05 07:49 AM   #14 
  - Bill Clinton did not put razors in apples & give them as Halloween treats  LynneSin   Mar-09-05 07:50 AM   #15 
  - Bill Clinton did not cause the blizzard of '78.  Midlodemocrat   Mar-09-05 07:51 AM   #16 
  - Bill Clinton did not kill  calico1   Mar-09-05 07:51 AM   #17 
  - Bill Clinton did not kidnap the Lindbergh baby.  trotsky   Mar-09-05 07:51 AM   #18 
  - Bill Clinton was not Jack the Ripper  Commie Pinko Dirtbag   Mar-09-05 07:52 AM   #19 
  - Bill Clinton did not cause the Hindenburg disaster  KitchenWitch   Mar-09-05 07:52 AM   #20 
  - Billie Clinton is not my lover, he's just a guy who claims that I am the 1  LynneSin   Mar-09-05 07:53 AM   #21 
  - Bill Clinton did not order Kristy Alley to jump in the Indian Ocean  Commie Pinko Dirtbag   Mar-09-05 07:53 AM   #22 
  - Bill Clinton did not force Oliver North to lie.  Left Is Write   Mar-09-05 08:29 AM   #41 
  - Bill Clinton is not a member of a satanic cult!  BikeWriter   Mar-09-05 07:53 AM   #23 
  - Bill Clinton did not cause the blackout  calico1   Mar-09-05 07:54 AM   #24 
  - Bill Clinton did not start the great Chicago fire.  Midlodemocrat   Mar-09-05 07:54 AM   #25 
  - Wait a sec... you sure about that? Because I got this e-mail...  trotsky   Mar-09-05 08:06 AM   #36 
     - That was a cover up by the mad cow.  BikeWriter   Mar-10-05 07:18 PM   #101 
  - Bill Clinton did not forget about Poland  LynneSin   Mar-09-05 07:55 AM   #26 
  - Bill Clinton did not conceal hypodermic syringes in theater seats!  BikeWriter   Mar-09-05 07:56 AM   #27 
  - Bill Clinton did NOT finance Imelda Marcos' shoe collection with US taxes  ET Awful   Mar-09-05 07:56 AM   #28 
  - Bill Clinton did not cause the stock market  calico1   Mar-09-05 07:58 AM   #29 
  - Bill Clinton did not fire the Shot Heard 'Round the World  Lurking_Argyle   Mar-09-05 07:58 AM   #30 
  - Bill Clinton did not create HIV in a Laboratory  new_beawr   Mar-09-05 08:01 AM   #31 
  - HE did not..... what about the rest of them?  alittlelark   Mar-10-05 01:38 AM   #71 
  - Bill Clinton did not curse his Secret Service agents.  BikeWriter   Mar-09-05 08:01 AM   #32 
  - BC did not engineer Bubonic plague!  Ilsa   Mar-09-05 08:04 AM   #34 
  - BC did not cause the space shuttle disasters!  Ilsa   Mar-09-05 08:05 AM   #35 
  - Bill Clinton did not kill Jimmy Hoffa.  BikeWriter   Mar-09-05 08:10 AM   #37 
  - Bill Clinton did not sign Vanilla Ice to  johnnie   Mar-09-05 08:17 AM   #38 
  - Bill Clinton did not play the cowbell on "Don't Fear the Reaper"  meegbear   Mar-09-05 08:19 AM   #39 
  - Are you sure - that looks like Bill Clinton  LynneSin   Mar-09-05 08:32 AM   #45 
     - True,and that's how it's started.  meegbear   Mar-09-05 08:38 AM   #46 
        - JFK's advice to Bill was "More Cowbell"?  LynneSin   Mar-09-05 08:40 AM   #47 
  - Bill Clinton did not put the final nail in Christ's cross  NewJeffCT   Mar-09-05 08:25 AM   #40 
  - Clinton didn't kill Cock Robin. Or cause "The Heartbreak of Psoriasis"  BiggJawn   Mar-09-05 08:29 AM   #42 
  - Bill Clinton did not steal the Maltese Falcon  Lurking_Argyle   Mar-09-05 08:30 AM   #43 
  - Bill Clinton did not murder Marilyn Monroe.  BikeWriter   Mar-09-05 10:33 AM   #49 
  - he did not write the book of love, nor did he  ChoralScholar   Mar-09-05 11:05 AM   #50 
  - But, he did put the bang in the walla walla bing bang  nytemare   Mar-16-05 06:44 AM   #136 
  - Bill Clinton did NOT open the Ark of the Covenant  Arkana   Mar-09-05 11:18 AM   #51 
  - Bill Clinton did not shoot J.R., nor did he kill Kenny.  Midlodemocrat   Mar-09-05 11:25 AM   #52 
  - Bill Clinton did not cause the extinction of the dinosaurs  El Fuego   Mar-09-05 11:30 AM   #53 
  - Bill Clinton did not cause the recent tsumani  tjwash   Mar-09-05 11:40 AM   #54 
  - Bill Clinton did not weaken the US military and cause 911.  BikeWriter   Mar-09-05 11:42 AM   #55 
  - Bill Clinton did not shipwreck the SS Minnow.  BikeWriter   Mar-09-05 12:02 PM   #56 
  - Bill Clinton did not invade Iraq.  BikeWriter   Mar-09-05 04:28 PM   #57 
  - Bill Clinton was never in the oil business with the bin Laden family.  BikeWriter   Mar-09-05 05:46 PM   #58 
  - Bill Clinton did not invent the interstate toll both.  CanuckAmok   Mar-09-05 05:47 PM   #59 
  - Bill Clinton did not cause the record bush budget deficit.  BikeWriter   Mar-09-05 11:35 PM   #60 
  - Bill Clinton did not lie about falsifying intelligence to invade Iraq n/t  Anarcho-Socialist   Mar-09-05 11:44 PM   #61 
  - Bill Clinton is NOT hiding Iraq's WMD  beyurslf   Mar-10-05 12:04 AM   #62 
  - Bill Clinton did not frame Roger Rabbit  Parrcrow   Mar-10-05 12:12 AM   #63 
  - And he didnt feel up Jessica Rabbit  Frozen Hamster   Mar-16-05 05:30 AM   #131 
  - Bill Clinton did not schedule four war games for 911.  BikeWriter   Mar-10-05 01:21 AM   #64 
  - Bill Clinton is NOT the Lindburgh baby  JohnKleeb   Mar-10-05 01:21 AM   #65 
  - Bill Clinton did not start the current epidemic of oral sex among teens*  CanuckAmok   Mar-10-05 01:23 AM   #66 
  - Bill Clinton was not "deep throat" of Watergate fame.  BikeWriter   Mar-10-05 01:31 AM   #67 
  - but he may know *A* 'deep throat' or two.  CanuckAmok   Mar-16-05 06:53 AM   #140 
  - Bill Clinton was not the second gunman on the grassy knoll.  KrazyKat   Mar-10-05 01:32 AM   #68 
  - oh, weird coincidence!  CanuckAmok   Mar-10-05 01:35 AM   #70 
     - Whoa!  KrazyKat   Mar-10-05 01:41 AM   #72 
  - Bill Clinton did not have sexual relations, with that woman...  mark414   Mar-10-05 01:34 AM   #69 
  - Bill Clinton did not send poison letters to Democratic politicians.  BikeWriter   Mar-10-05 01:41 AM   #73 
  - Bill Clinton did not put firecrackers in frogs' anuses and explode them  FreedomFry   Mar-10-05 01:42 AM   #74 
  - Bill Clinton did not sign an oath to fly for the Champagne Squadron"  BikeWriter   Mar-10-05 01:46 AM   #75 
  - Bill Clinton is not Jeff Gannon's father  NomoBreaks   Mar-10-05 01:54 AM   #76 
  - Bill Clinton did not spend August pre 911 clearing brush.  BikeWriter   Mar-10-05 02:15 AM   #77 
  - Bill Clinton did not design the Titantic.  BikeWriter   Mar-10-05 09:32 AM   #80 
  - Maybe Not, But He Put The Iceberg In The Way  ProfessorGAC   Mar-10-05 10:09 AM   #83 
     - Be careful or Starr will have you produce them in court!  BikeWriter   Mar-16-05 06:08 PM   #144 
  - Bill Clinton did not rape and pillage Rome  Zuni   Mar-10-05 09:39 AM   #81 
  - Bill Clinton does not torture and kill live baby songbirds.  livinginphotographs   Mar-10-05 09:55 AM   #82 
  - That's Not What I Heard  ProfessorGAC   Mar-10-05 10:10 AM   #84 
     - Well, some people say....  livinginphotographs   Mar-10-05 10:36 AM   #87 
        - Oh, Couldn't Prove Your Assertion, Huh?  ProfessorGAC   Mar-10-05 10:40 AM   #88 
           - Of course I can prove it!  livinginphotographs   Mar-10-05 12:47 PM   #92 
              - Hey, I'll Check Those Out  ProfessorGAC   Mar-10-05 01:22 PM   #93 
  - Bill Clinton did not force rush to take oxycontin.  BikeWriter   Mar-10-05 10:23 AM   #85 
  - Bill Clinton never propositioned a woman with a Falafel and Loofa sponge  LynneSin   Mar-10-05 10:24 AM   #86 
  - Bill Clinton did not keep MJ from appearing in court.  BikeWriter   Mar-10-05 11:40 AM   #89 
  - Bill Clinton's Penis did not go off on an atomic fueled rampage  BigMcLargehuge   Mar-10-05 11:44 AM   #90 
  - Bill Clinton does not run a chain of Satanic day care centers. nt  LeftyMom   Mar-10-05 11:58 AM   #91 
  - Bill Clinton did not trash the Constitution for "Homeland Security."  BikeWriter   Mar-10-05 01:24 PM   #94 
  - Bill Clinton is not responsible for this rash I have on my genitals.  livinginphotographs   Mar-10-05 01:31 PM   #95 
  - Bill Clinton did not do drugs with Elvis.  BikeWriter   Mar-10-05 01:39 PM   #96 
  - Bill Clinton's not my lover, he's just a guy who claims that I am the one  catzies   Mar-10-05 01:41 PM   #97 
  - Bill Clinton is not hiding weapons of mass destruction  Parrcrow   Mar-10-05 01:42 PM   #98 
  - Bill Clinton is not responsible for Mt. St. Helena erupting.  BikeWriter   Mar-10-05 02:12 PM   #99 
  - Bill Clinton did not invent New Coke.  BikeWriter   Mar-10-05 03:19 PM   #100 
  - Bill Clinton did not make Ann Coulter ugly.  BikeWriter   Mar-10-05 08:21 PM   #102 
  - Are you sure about that?  NNadir   Mar-12-05 08:05 AM   #106 
     - I think her mom made her that way. ;-(  BikeWriter   Mar-12-05 04:10 PM   #108 
  - Bill Clinton refused to back the Project for a New American Century.  BikeWriter   Mar-11-05 07:47 AM   #103 
  - Bill Clinton did not fiddle while Rome burned.  BikeWriter   Mar-12-05 07:45 AM   #104 
  - He did give them the match to start the fires, though  NewJeffCT   Mar-14-05 08:23 AM   #113 
  - Bill Clinton did not release alligators into the sewers.  DrZeeLit   Mar-12-05 07:54 AM   #105 
  - Bill Clinton's family did not finance the Nazis.  BikeWriter   Mar-12-05 01:35 PM   #107 
  - Bill Clinton is not a gay prostitute.  BikeWriter   Mar-13-05 06:27 AM   #109 
  - Bill Clinton did not inject Mark McGwire in the buttocks with steroids.  Allenberg   Mar-13-05 06:45 AM   #110 
  - No, but I heard that he wanted to  LosinIt   Mar-17-05 03:53 AM   #150 
  - Bill Clinton is not an alcoholic.  BikeWriter   Mar-14-05 07:53 AM   #111 
  - Bill Clinton  fujiyama   Mar-14-05 08:05 AM   #112 
  - Bill Clinton was NOT the Boston Strangler! eom  hyphenate   Mar-14-05 08:52 AM   #114 
  - Bill was not the first prez to get blown in the Oval Office and won't be  Bertha Venation   Mar-14-05 08:53 AM   #115 
  - He didn't invent  hyphenate   Mar-14-05 08:58 AM   #116 
  - Bill Clinton did not cause the deadly European Heat Wave of 2003.  Ilsa   Mar-14-05 09:01 AM   #117 
  - Bill Clinton is not responsible for the salting of Carthage. n/t  myrna minx   Mar-14-05 10:48 AM   #118 
  - Bill Clinton did not commit the White chapel murders. n/t  myrna minx   Mar-14-05 10:49 AM   #119 
  - Bill Clinton did not cause the eruption of Vesuvius, destroying Pompeii  EstimatedProphet   Mar-14-05 10:53 AM   #120 
  - Bill Clinton did not shoot a man just to watch him die  LynneSin   Mar-14-05 11:12 AM   #121 
  - Bill Clinton is not the Walrus.  sleipnir   Mar-14-05 11:19 AM   #122 
  - He is the Eggman, though!  nytemare   Mar-16-05 06:46 AM   #138 
  - Bill Clinton did not read a little goat book while New York burned.  BikeWriter   Mar-15-05 12:24 AM   #123 
  - Bill Clinton has never done a flounce on DU.  BikeWriter   Mar-15-05 11:24 AM   #124 
  - bill clinton does not kidnap homeless people for lab experiments  Pirate looks at 50   Mar-15-05 11:30 AM   #125 
  - Bill Clinton did not rape and mutilate a Penguin  Zuni   Mar-15-05 11:39 AM   #126 
  - Bill Clinton did not steal anyone's kidney and leave them in a tub of ice.  BikeWriter   Mar-15-05 11:54 AM   #127 
  - Bill Clinton did not cause the sinking of the continent Atlantis.  KamaAina   Mar-15-05 12:01 PM   #128 
  - Bill Clinton was the greatest conservative President we ever had.  BikeWriter   Mar-16-05 04:55 AM   #129 
  - Bill Clinton does not have a 6 incher. I've heard it's a 10 inch Mr Chubby  B Calm   Mar-16-05 05:07 AM   #130 
  - Bill Clinton's mother was not a hamster  Frozen Hamster   Mar-16-05 05:36 AM   #132 
  - Bill Clinton didn't screw Paris Hilton in that video...  ALiberalSailor   Mar-16-05 05:37 AM   #133 
  - Bill Clinton did not "wag the dog" when he attacked Afghanistan  nytemare   Mar-16-05 06:42 AM   #134 
  - Bill Clinton did not cancel the original Star Trek  CanuckAmok   Mar-16-05 06:43 AM   #135 
  - Bill Clinton did not buy a baby gator and flush it when it got too big  CanuckAmok   Mar-16-05 06:45 AM   #137 
  - Bill Clinton did not sign a non-aggression pact with Stalin  CanuckAmok   Mar-16-05 06:47 AM   #139 
  - Bill Clintion did not violate the sanctity of my marriage.  Cannikin   Mar-16-05 07:06 AM   #141 
  - Bill Clintion did not use napalm on Fallujah.  BikeWriter   Mar-16-05 11:55 AM   #142 
  - Bill Clinton does not cause acne.  BikeWriter   Mar-16-05 04:35 PM   #143 
  - Bill Clinton was not one of the children  leftofthedial   Mar-16-05 06:10 PM   #145 
  - Bill Clinton did not design the Edsel.  BikeWriter   Mar-16-05 09:12 PM   #146 
  - Bill Clinton did not kill OJ's wife.  BikeWriter   Mar-17-05 03:29 AM   #147 
  - Bill Clinton did not murder Spiderman's girlfriend, Gwen Stacy  ComerPerro   Mar-17-05 03:37 AM   #148 
  - Bill Clinton did not break up the Beatles.  Borgnine   Mar-17-05 03:44 AM   #149 
  - Bill Clinton is not responsible for any movie with more than one sequel  Frozen Hamster   Mar-17-05 03:56 AM   #151 
  - Bill Clinton is not his own grandfather  rfkrfk   Mar-17-05 05:09 AM   #152 
  - Bill Clinton is not the antiChrist.  BikeWriter   Mar-17-05 01:38 PM   #153 
  - Bill Clinton is not the antiPasto.  BikeWriter   Mar-17-05 03:51 PM   #154 
  - . Bill Clinton did not alienate "old Europe."  BikeWriter   Mar-17-05 07:53 PM   #155 
  - Bill Clinton did NOT cause Charles to propose to Camilla. (nt)  ih8thegop   Mar-17-05 07:56 PM   #156 
  - Bill Clinton was never aboard the Hindenburg  Hardrada   Mar-17-05 08:02 PM   #157 
  - Bill Clinton did not puke in the Japanese Prime Minister's lap.  BikeWriter   Mar-18-05 05:23 AM   #158 
  - Bill Clinton did *not* choose the theme song for Enterprise!  Orsino   Mar-18-05 06:30 AM   #159 
  - Bill Clinton did not cause $2.00 a gallon gasoline.  BikeWriter   Mar-18-05 07:17 AM   #160 
 

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