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| 49. Bill Clinton did not murder Marilyn Monroe. |
| -Urban Legends about Bill Clinton debunked! (Add your favorites!) |
BikeWriter |
Mar-09-05 07:40 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not cause the Watergate scandal |
KitchenWitch |
Mar-09-05 07:42 AM |
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He was also conspicuously absent from the Mount when Jesus was crucified. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-09-05 07:43 AM |
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Interesting. He also didn't serve on the Western Front in WWI |
Midlodemocrat |
Mar-09-05 07:44 AM |
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He's been dodging the draft since the attack on Troy |
Rabrrrrrr |
Mar-09-05 09:16 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not head up the Khmer Rouge |
Rabrrrrrr |
Mar-09-05 07:43 AM |
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He did not fly airplanes into the World Trade Center! |
BikeWriter |
Mar-09-05 07:44 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not invent the internets. |
Midlodemocrat |
Mar-09-05 07:43 AM |
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Bill Clinton was not Ashurbanipal's general |
Rabrrrrrr |
Mar-09-05 07:45 AM |
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Bill CLinton did not duel with and kill Alexander Hamilton! n/t |
Ilsa |
Mar-09-05 07:46 AM |
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Bill Clinton was NOT the first person to have sex. |
johnnie |
Mar-09-05 07:46 AM |
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And, he probably was not the first to get a B/J |
NewJeffCT |
Mar-09-05 08:31 AM |
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Bill Clinton did NOT eat my baby... |
Cooley Hurd |
Mar-09-05 07:47 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not attack Pearl Harbor! |
BikeWriter |
Mar-09-05 07:48 AM |
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Nor did he rape Nanking! |
Redstone |
Mar-09-05 08:02 AM |
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GRAH!!! |
haruka3_2000 |
Mar-10-05 03:04 AM |
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GRAH!!! |
haruka3_2000 |
Mar-10-05 03:05 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not start the Black Plague in Europe |
meegbear |
Mar-09-05 07:48 AM |
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Bill Clinton does not cause traffic slowdowns |
Lurking_Argyle |
Mar-09-05 07:49 AM |
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Bill Clinton is not my baby daddy |
KitchenWitch |
Mar-09-05 07:49 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not put razors in apples & give them as Halloween treats |
LynneSin |
Mar-09-05 07:50 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not cause the blizzard of '78. |
Midlodemocrat |
Mar-09-05 07:51 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not kill |
calico1 |
Mar-09-05 07:51 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not kidnap the Lindbergh baby. |
trotsky |
Mar-09-05 07:51 AM |
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Bill Clinton was not Jack the Ripper |
Commie Pinko Dirtbag |
Mar-09-05 07:52 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not cause the Hindenburg disaster |
KitchenWitch |
Mar-09-05 07:52 AM |
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Billie Clinton is not my lover, he's just a guy who claims that I am the 1 |
LynneSin |
Mar-09-05 07:53 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not order Kristy Alley to jump in the Indian Ocean |
Commie Pinko Dirtbag |
Mar-09-05 07:53 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not force Oliver North to lie. |
Left Is Write |
Mar-09-05 08:29 AM |
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Bill Clinton is not a member of a satanic cult! |
BikeWriter |
Mar-09-05 07:53 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not cause the blackout |
calico1 |
Mar-09-05 07:54 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not start the great Chicago fire. |
Midlodemocrat |
Mar-09-05 07:54 AM |
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Wait a sec... you sure about that? Because I got this e-mail... |
trotsky |
Mar-09-05 08:06 AM |
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That was a cover up by the mad cow. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-10-05 07:18 PM |
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Bill Clinton did not forget about Poland |
LynneSin |
Mar-09-05 07:55 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not conceal hypodermic syringes in theater seats! |
BikeWriter |
Mar-09-05 07:56 AM |
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Bill Clinton did NOT finance Imelda Marcos' shoe collection with US taxes |
ET Awful |
Mar-09-05 07:56 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not cause the stock market |
calico1 |
Mar-09-05 07:58 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not fire the Shot Heard 'Round the World |
Lurking_Argyle |
Mar-09-05 07:58 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not create HIV in a Laboratory |
new_beawr |
Mar-09-05 08:01 AM |
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HE did not..... what about the rest of them? |
alittlelark |
Mar-10-05 01:38 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not curse his Secret Service agents. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-09-05 08:01 AM |
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BC did not engineer Bubonic plague! |
Ilsa |
Mar-09-05 08:04 AM |
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BC did not cause the space shuttle disasters! |
Ilsa |
Mar-09-05 08:05 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not kill Jimmy Hoffa. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-09-05 08:10 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not sign Vanilla Ice to |
johnnie |
Mar-09-05 08:17 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not play the cowbell on "Don't Fear the Reaper" |
meegbear |
Mar-09-05 08:19 AM |
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Are you sure - that looks like Bill Clinton |
LynneSin |
Mar-09-05 08:32 AM |
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True,and that's how it's started. |
meegbear |
Mar-09-05 08:38 AM |
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JFK's advice to Bill was "More Cowbell"? |
LynneSin |
Mar-09-05 08:40 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not put the final nail in Christ's cross |
NewJeffCT |
Mar-09-05 08:25 AM |
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Clinton didn't kill Cock Robin. Or cause "The Heartbreak of Psoriasis" |
BiggJawn |
Mar-09-05 08:29 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not steal the Maltese Falcon |
Lurking_Argyle |
Mar-09-05 08:30 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not murder Marilyn Monroe. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-09-05 10:33 AM |
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he did not write the book of love, nor did he |
ChoralScholar |
Mar-09-05 11:05 AM |
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But, he did put the bang in the walla walla bing bang |
nytemare |
Mar-16-05 06:44 AM |
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Bill Clinton did NOT open the Ark of the Covenant |
Arkana |
Mar-09-05 11:18 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not shoot J.R., nor did he kill Kenny. |
Midlodemocrat |
Mar-09-05 11:25 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not cause the extinction of the dinosaurs |
El Fuego |
Mar-09-05 11:30 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not cause the recent tsumani |
tjwash |
Mar-09-05 11:40 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not weaken the US military and cause 911. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-09-05 11:42 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not shipwreck the SS Minnow. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-09-05 12:02 PM |
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Bill Clinton did not invade Iraq. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-09-05 04:28 PM |
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Bill Clinton was never in the oil business with the bin Laden family. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-09-05 05:46 PM |
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Bill Clinton did not invent the interstate toll both. |
CanuckAmok |
Mar-09-05 05:47 PM |
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Bill Clinton did not cause the record bush budget deficit. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-09-05 11:35 PM |
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Bill Clinton did not lie about falsifying intelligence to invade Iraq n/t |
Anarcho-Socialist |
Mar-09-05 11:44 PM |
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Bill Clinton is NOT hiding Iraq's WMD |
beyurslf |
Mar-10-05 12:04 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not frame Roger Rabbit |
Parrcrow |
Mar-10-05 12:12 AM |
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And he didn´t feel up Jessica Rabbit |
Frozen Hamster |
Mar-16-05 05:30 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not schedule four war games for 911. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-10-05 01:21 AM |
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Bill Clinton is NOT the Lindburgh baby |
JohnKleeb |
Mar-10-05 01:21 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not start the current epidemic of oral sex among teens* |
CanuckAmok |
Mar-10-05 01:23 AM |
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Bill Clinton was not "deep throat" of Watergate fame. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-10-05 01:31 AM |
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but he may know *A* 'deep throat' or two. |
CanuckAmok |
Mar-16-05 06:53 AM |
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Bill Clinton was not the second gunman on the grassy knoll. |
KrazyKat |
Mar-10-05 01:32 AM |
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oh, weird coincidence! |
CanuckAmok |
Mar-10-05 01:35 AM |
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Whoa! |
KrazyKat |
Mar-10-05 01:41 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not have sexual relations, with that woman... |
mark414 |
Mar-10-05 01:34 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not send poison letters to Democratic politicians. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-10-05 01:41 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not put firecrackers in frogs' anuses and explode them |
FreedomFry |
Mar-10-05 01:42 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not sign an oath to fly for the Champagne Squadron" |
BikeWriter |
Mar-10-05 01:46 AM |
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Bill Clinton is not Jeff Gannon's father |
NomoBreaks |
Mar-10-05 01:54 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not spend August pre 911 clearing brush. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-10-05 02:15 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not design the Titantic. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-10-05 09:32 AM |
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Maybe Not, But He Put The Iceberg In The Way |
ProfessorGAC |
Mar-10-05 10:09 AM |
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Be careful or Starr will have you produce them in court! |
BikeWriter |
Mar-16-05 06:08 PM |
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Bill Clinton did not rape and pillage Rome |
Zuni |
Mar-10-05 09:39 AM |
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Bill Clinton does not torture and kill live baby songbirds. |
livinginphotographs |
Mar-10-05 09:55 AM |
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That's Not What I Heard |
ProfessorGAC |
Mar-10-05 10:10 AM |
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Well, some people say.... |
livinginphotographs |
Mar-10-05 10:36 AM |
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Oh, Couldn't Prove Your Assertion, Huh? |
ProfessorGAC |
Mar-10-05 10:40 AM |
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Of course I can prove it! |
livinginphotographs |
Mar-10-05 12:47 PM |
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Hey, I'll Check Those Out |
ProfessorGAC |
Mar-10-05 01:22 PM |
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Bill Clinton did not force rush to take oxycontin. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-10-05 10:23 AM |
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Bill Clinton never propositioned a woman with a Falafel and Loofa sponge |
LynneSin |
Mar-10-05 10:24 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not keep MJ from appearing in court. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-10-05 11:40 AM |
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Bill Clinton's Penis did not go off on an atomic fueled rampage |
BigMcLargehuge |
Mar-10-05 11:44 AM |
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Bill Clinton does not run a chain of Satanic day care centers. nt |
LeftyMom |
Mar-10-05 11:58 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not trash the Constitution for "Homeland Security." |
BikeWriter |
Mar-10-05 01:24 PM |
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Bill Clinton is not responsible for this rash I have on my genitals. |
livinginphotographs |
Mar-10-05 01:31 PM |
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Bill Clinton did not do drugs with Elvis. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-10-05 01:39 PM |
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Bill Clinton's not my lover, he's just a guy who claims that I am the one |
catzies |
Mar-10-05 01:41 PM |
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Bill Clinton is not hiding weapons of mass destruction |
Parrcrow |
Mar-10-05 01:42 PM |
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Bill Clinton is not responsible for Mt. St. Helena erupting. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-10-05 02:12 PM |
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Bill Clinton did not invent New Coke. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-10-05 03:19 PM |
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Bill Clinton did not make Ann Coulter ugly. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-10-05 08:21 PM |
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Are you sure about that? |
NNadir |
Mar-12-05 08:05 AM |
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I think her mom made her that way. ;-( |
BikeWriter |
Mar-12-05 04:10 PM |
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Bill Clinton refused to back the Project for a New American Century. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-11-05 07:47 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not fiddle while Rome burned. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-12-05 07:45 AM |
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He did give them the match to start the fires, though |
NewJeffCT |
Mar-14-05 08:23 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not release alligators into the sewers. |
DrZeeLit |
Mar-12-05 07:54 AM |
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Bill Clinton's family did not finance the Nazis. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-12-05 01:35 PM |
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Bill Clinton is not a gay prostitute. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-13-05 06:27 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not inject Mark McGwire in the buttocks with steroids. |
Allenberg |
Mar-13-05 06:45 AM |
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No, but I heard that he wanted to |
LosinIt |
Mar-17-05 03:53 AM |
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Bill Clinton is not an alcoholic. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-14-05 07:53 AM |
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Bill Clinton |
fujiyama |
Mar-14-05 08:05 AM |
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Bill Clinton was NOT the Boston Strangler! eom |
hyphenate |
Mar-14-05 08:52 AM |
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Bill was not the first prez to get blown in the Oval Office and won't be |
Bertha Venation |
Mar-14-05 08:53 AM |
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He didn't invent |
hyphenate |
Mar-14-05 08:58 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not cause the deadly European Heat Wave of 2003. |
Ilsa |
Mar-14-05 09:01 AM |
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Bill Clinton is not responsible for the salting of Carthage. n/t |
myrna minx |
Mar-14-05 10:48 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not commit the White chapel murders. n/t |
myrna minx |
Mar-14-05 10:49 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not cause the eruption of Vesuvius, destroying Pompeii |
EstimatedProphet |
Mar-14-05 10:53 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not shoot a man just to watch him die |
LynneSin |
Mar-14-05 11:12 AM |
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Bill Clinton is not the Walrus. |
sleipnir |
Mar-14-05 11:19 AM |
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He is the Eggman, though! |
nytemare |
Mar-16-05 06:46 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not read a little goat book while New York burned. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-15-05 12:24 AM |
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Bill Clinton has never done a flounce on DU. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-15-05 11:24 AM |
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bill clinton does not kidnap homeless people for lab experiments |
Pirate looks at 50 |
Mar-15-05 11:30 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not rape and mutilate a Penguin |
Zuni |
Mar-15-05 11:39 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not steal anyone's kidney and leave them in a tub of ice. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-15-05 11:54 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not cause the sinking of the continent Atlantis. |
KamaAina |
Mar-15-05 12:01 PM |
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Bill Clinton was the greatest conservative President we ever had. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-16-05 04:55 AM |
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Bill Clinton does not have a 6 incher. I've heard it's a 10 inch Mr Chubby |
B Calm |
Mar-16-05 05:07 AM |
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Bill Clinton's mother was not a hamster |
Frozen Hamster |
Mar-16-05 05:36 AM |
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Bill Clinton didn't screw Paris Hilton in that video... |
ALiberalSailor |
Mar-16-05 05:37 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not "wag the dog" when he attacked Afghanistan |
nytemare |
Mar-16-05 06:42 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not cancel the original Star Trek |
CanuckAmok |
Mar-16-05 06:43 AM |
#135 |
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Bill Clinton did not buy a baby gator and flush it when it got too big |
CanuckAmok |
Mar-16-05 06:45 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not sign a non-aggression pact with Stalin |
CanuckAmok |
Mar-16-05 06:47 AM |
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Bill Clintion did not violate the sanctity of my marriage. |
Cannikin |
Mar-16-05 07:06 AM |
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Bill Clintion did not use napalm on Fallujah. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-16-05 11:55 AM |
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Bill Clinton does not cause acne. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-16-05 04:35 PM |
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Bill Clinton was not one of the children |
leftofthedial |
Mar-16-05 06:10 PM |
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Bill Clinton did not design the Edsel. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-16-05 09:12 PM |
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Bill Clinton did not kill OJ's wife. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-17-05 03:29 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not murder Spiderman's girlfriend, Gwen Stacy |
ComerPerro |
Mar-17-05 03:37 AM |
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Bill Clinton did not break up the Beatles. |
Borgnine |
Mar-17-05 03:44 AM |
#149 |
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Bill Clinton is not responsible for any movie with more than one sequel |
Frozen Hamster |
Mar-17-05 03:56 AM |
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Bill Clinton is not his own grandfather |
rfkrfk |
Mar-17-05 05:09 AM |
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Bill Clinton is not the antiChrist. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-17-05 01:38 PM |
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Bill Clinton is not the antiPasto. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-17-05 03:51 PM |
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. Bill Clinton did not alienate "old Europe." |
BikeWriter |
Mar-17-05 07:53 PM |
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Bill Clinton did NOT cause Charles to propose to Camilla. (nt) |
ih8thegop |
Mar-17-05 07:56 PM |
#156 |
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Bill Clinton was never aboard the Hindenburg |
Hardrada |
Mar-17-05 08:02 PM |
#157 |
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Bill Clinton did not puke in the Japanese Prime Minister's lap. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-18-05 05:23 AM |
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Bill Clinton did *not* choose the theme song for Enterprise! |
Orsino |
Mar-18-05 06:30 AM |
#159 |
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Bill Clinton did not cause $2.00 a gallon gasoline. |
BikeWriter |
Mar-18-05 07:17 AM |
#160 |
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