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Skink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-05 09:44 PM
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2. Considering they were tap dancing on dirt.
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  -Post **just the punchline** to a joke! KrazyKat  Mar-06-05 09:42 PM   #0 
  - "Please!"  tuvor   Mar-06-05 09:44 PM   #1 
  - Minimalist!  KrazyKat   Mar-06-05 09:48 PM   #10 
     - Good! It's the only one I can think of!  tuvor   Mar-06-05 09:52 PM   #17 
  - Considering they were tap dancing on dirt.  Skink   Mar-06-05 09:44 PM   #2 
  - "And another thing, I ain't fightin' no man that can....  two gun sid   Mar-06-05 09:44 PM   #3 
  - "Thirty years ago, that fence wasn't electric"  JohnnyRingo   Mar-06-05 09:45 PM   #4 
  - "No, cause you're fucking ugly."  SmileyBoy   Mar-06-05 09:45 PM   #5 
  - "Sheep? You know how THEY lie!!"  wtmusic   Mar-06-05 09:46 PM   #6 
  - "Not then, just now when I saw 'Roooooowrrrrr!!!'"  SmileyBoy   Mar-06-05 09:46 PM   #7 
  - Yeah and you should have seen the lips that spit it!  peekaloo   Mar-06-05 09:46 PM   #8 
  - Okay, I give up. Where's the ship?  mikehiggins   Mar-06-05 09:47 PM   #9 
  - One has cunning stunts.  asthmaticeog   Mar-06-05 09:48 PM   #11 
  - Rectum, damned near killed him.  texas1928   Mar-06-05 09:49 PM   #12 
  - The brick.  uppityperson   Mar-06-05 09:50 PM   #13 
  - "Nurse! I told you to PRICK his BOIL!!"  CanuckAmok   Mar-06-05 09:51 PM   #14 
  - Nurse, I said Butt Light!!  proud2Blib   Mar-06-05 10:04 PM   #28 
  - "A seamstress tucks and frills" nt/  gkhouston   Mar-06-05 09:51 PM   #15 
  - Ya think I maybe shoulda said DiMaggio?  baldguy   Mar-06-05 09:51 PM   #16 
  - 'How Far Do You Think You're Gonna Get on a Scab, Asshole!'  Sporadicus   Mar-06-05 09:52 PM   #18 
  - Mashed potatoes can't make their own gravy.  peekaloo   Mar-06-05 09:53 PM   #19 
  - "Are you kidding? Help me find my car keys and we can drive out!"  CanuckAmok   Mar-06-05 09:53 PM   #20 
  - Bent it, hell! I damn near broke it!  Solly Mack   Mar-06-05 09:55 PM   #21 
  - "Walk him and pitch to the rhino."  ocelot   Mar-06-05 09:55 PM   #22 
  - Nice kitty...nice kitty...  CanuckAmok   Mar-06-05 09:55 PM   #23 
  - "I never said Minnie Mouse was was having sex with him,  tinfoilinfor2005   Mar-06-05 10:00 PM   #24 
  - Then it hit me.  ih8thegop   Mar-06-05 10:01 PM   #25 
  - Rectum? Damn near killed him?  7th_Sephiroth   Mar-06-05 10:02 PM   #26 
  - So I took him out back and I showed him  orleans   Mar-06-05 10:02 PM   #27 
  - Bush had a plan for getting out of Vietnam  proud2Blib   Mar-06-05 10:06 PM   #29 
  - Anybody that can take his cock, wrap it around his waist, and...  davsand   Mar-06-05 10:10 PM   #30 
  - Abscess makes the Fart go Honda  yellowdogintexas   Mar-06-05 10:41 PM   #31 
  - ..."But you f*** one goat....!"  Left Is Write   Mar-06-05 10:46 PM   #32 
  - The genie let out a sigh and said, " Let me see the damn map again."  Left Is Write   Mar-06-05 10:47 PM   #33 
  - If I Could Walk That Way, I Wouldn't NEED The Powder!!!  CO Liberal   Mar-06-05 10:50 PM   #34 
  - "Shoot the Dog! Shoot the Dog!"  swag   Mar-06-05 10:52 PM   #35 
  - No, no, Tonto. I said bring back a big POSSE!  lpbk2713   Mar-06-05 10:56 PM   #36 
  - "Ten Dollars - Same As Downtown."  CO Liberal   Mar-06-05 10:57 PM   #37 
  - "Peter - I Can See Your House From Here!!!"  CO Liberal   Mar-06-05 10:58 PM   #38 
  - "the bad news is you're a bitch."  DarienComp   Mar-06-05 11:00 PM   #39 
  - "Superman, You're a Mean Drunk!!!"  CO Liberal   Mar-06-05 11:00 PM   #40 
  - No, you idiot, I meant we ride the camel to the...  two gun sid   Mar-06-05 11:03 PM   #41 
  - "Holy shit! A talking blueberry muffin!"  LeftPeopleFinishFirst   Mar-06-05 11:07 PM   #42 
  - They keep getting their feet caught in the steering wheel.  WakeMeUp   Mar-06-05 11:08 PM   #43 
  - "Do you think I wanted a twelve-inch PIANIST?"  crispini   Mar-06-05 11:17 PM   #44 
  - He only took tips.  notmyprez   Mar-06-05 11:21 PM   #45 

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