Reply #34: OK- heres one

[Wcross]

One night, an escaped convict breaks into a young couples home. He ties the wife to the bed, and hog ties the husband over a chair. The husband sees the convict whispering in his wifes ear, and then going into the bathroom. He manages to break free of his ropes, and rushes to his wifes side. He is very afraid of the convict and knows he can't take him on. He says "Honey, I know it will be hard but you will just have to submit to him and maybe he will go away". The wife calmley agrees which surprises and upsets the husband. She then explains to him- The convict said you were cuter than his old cellmate and wanted to know where we keep the vasoline.