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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-11-03 11:02 PM
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21. I worked with this gay guy once
and I badgered him to tell me a "straight" joke. He claimed he didn't know any but I kept pressing him until he told me this:

A guy with with a woman and she goes "PUT YOUR HAND IN THERE"

So he puts his hand in there


So he puts his other hand in there

then she goes "NOW CLAP"

he says "I CAN'T"

and she goes "TIGHT, HUH"

this led to us arguing, me saying HEY, WOMEN AREN'T AS BIG AS BREADBOXES and him claiming ignorance because he'd never been with a woman. . . . ..

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  -Do you have any sexual jokes? La_Serpiente  Oct-11-03 10:22 PM   #0 
  - Besides my current sex life?  HEyHEY   Oct-11-03 10:23 PM   #1 
  - lolololol  La_Serpiente   Oct-11-03 10:23 PM   #2 
  - lol me too thats me  JohnKleeb   Oct-11-03 10:25 PM   #4 
  - You mean to say, when it comes to your current sex life, that you're  Wonk   Oct-11-03 10:26 PM   #6 
     - I'm doing more than holding it! n/t  HEyHEY   Oct-11-03 10:29 PM   #15 
     - In my case, "infidelity" means...  NightTrain   Oct-11-03 10:31 PM   #18 
  - Ack! No sex! I have not had any for two weeks!  dorktv   Oct-11-03 10:24 PM   #3 
  - Try since Aug. baby!  Lady Freedom   Oct-11-03 10:26 PM   #5 
     - Well I did have sex with a Democrat at least.  dorktv   Oct-11-03 10:26 PM   #7 
     - Once again...  Rashind   Oct-11-03 10:27 PM   #8 
     - Sucks...why is sex so hard to find?  dorktv   Oct-11-03 10:28 PM   #11 
        - Hell, I'm married  scarlet_owl   Oct-12-03 10:47 AM   #38 
     - Why did Cinderella get kicked out of the Playpen?  La_Serpiente   Oct-11-03 10:27 PM   #9 
     - Anyone up for some porkin'?  La_Serpiente   Oct-11-03 10:28 PM   #13 
     - try your whole life  JohnKleeb   Oct-11-03 10:28 PM   #10 
     - Sucks dude...Why not?  dorktv   Oct-11-03 10:28 PM   #14 
     - ummm I am 16 and very very shy  JohnKleeb   Oct-11-03 10:30 PM   #16 
        - Start an Identity 21 Group at your school. Then you can  dorktv   Oct-11-03 10:31 PM   #17 
           - shrug  JohnKleeb   Oct-11-03 10:32 PM   #19 
              - There you go...and sex is not something one should  dorktv   Oct-11-03 10:33 PM   #20 
                 - exactly :)  JohnKleeb   Oct-11-03 11:03 PM   #22 
                    - YOU GUYS NEED TO SHUT UP & TELL SOME F***ING JOKES  Skittles   Oct-11-03 11:14 PM   #23 
                       - heh I got fucking jokes so FUCK  JohnKleeb   Oct-12-03 02:18 AM   #29 
     - Um John, you are only 16.  Throckmorton   Oct-12-03 06:41 AM   #31 
     - Amateurs...  NightTrain   Oct-12-03 12:22 AM   #24 
     - LOL  ewagner   Oct-12-03 10:42 AM   #37 
     - It's been so long that  steviet_2003   Oct-12-03 10:49 AM   #39 
     - Try all the 21 years in my life, baby!!!  northwest   Oct-12-03 01:15 AM   #27 
     - Try - August of what year, Lady Freedom??  Booberdawg   Oct-12-03 10:56 AM   #40 
  - Rush!  claude raines   Oct-11-03 10:28 PM   #12 
  - I worked with this gay guy once  Skittles   Oct-11-03 11:02 PM   #21 
  - A sex joke for you all.  JackDragna   Oct-12-03 12:33 AM   #25 
  - bush*, cheney, their families and most repukes  TankLV   Oct-12-03 12:59 AM   #26 
  - This is not for the light hearted  lynndew2   Oct-12-03 02:08 AM   #28 
  - Do I have to rescue this thread or what?  MinnFats   Oct-12-03 04:02 AM   #30 
  - Here is my favorite, not for the squeamish,  Throckmorton   Oct-12-03 06:49 AM   #32 
  - Sexual joke?  JitterbugPerfume   Oct-12-03 08:46 AM   #33 
     - I guess if your a duck you think its racy.  Throckmorton   Oct-12-03 10:39 AM   #36 
  - OK- heres one  Wcross   Oct-12-03 09:05 AM   #34 
  - How can you tell you got your vascectomy at Sears?  jenm   Oct-12-03 09:34 AM   #35 
  - courtesy of my dad  NicoleM   Oct-12-03 11:33 AM   #41 
  - how come Barbie never got pregnant?  Wolfman 11   Oct-12-03 11:37 AM   #42 

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