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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-12-05 12:47 AM
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My wife is clipping her toenails
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  -My wife is clipping her toenails madinmaryland  Feb-12-05 12:47 AM   #0 
  - Fling boogers at her.  Az   Feb-12-05 12:48 AM   #1 
  - f*rts work better  madinmaryland   Feb-12-05 12:49 AM   #2 
  - fart  nothingshocksmeanymore   Feb-12-05 12:49 AM   #3 
  - uhh. ..  madinmaryland   Feb-12-05 12:51 AM   #5 
  - Two words for you - EYE PROTECTION.....  alittlelark   Feb-12-05 12:51 AM   #4 
  - Does this make you a "happy like Bob in the Enzyte commercials"?  Not_Giving_Up   Feb-12-05 12:56 AM   #6 
     - well, she's asleep.  madinmaryland   Feb-12-05 12:58 AM   #7 
        - Your wife is clipping her toenails in her sleep?  Not_Giving_Up   Feb-12-05 01:05 AM   #8 
           - They have been clipped.  madinmaryland   Feb-12-05 01:09 AM   #9 
              - They are just fine, thank you!  Not_Giving_Up   Feb-12-05 01:14 AM   #10 

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