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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-03 02:03 AM
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Well I know why God pulled my lower back muscles.
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Edited on Tue Oct-07-03 02:21 AM by sasquatch
Because he didn't I would be in Jail now for battery. I was in the local Frickers enjoying a $4.00 Guiness draught(cheap) and chilli cheese fries. When a man beside me uttered the following "tomorrows the big day huh?" The Asshole besides him answers "yes it is the big vote, too bad I won't be there to vote."
Idiot "I wouldn't know who to vote for do you?'
Asshole "Arnold for sure"
Sasquatch mental reply:eyes:
Idiot "why?"
Asshole "because he's the best of the canidates."
Sasquatch mental reply "did your parents have any kids that lived."
Asshole continues "Gray Davis has completly destroyed the state."
Sasquatch's mental reply "what about Bush, Enron, California's energy sham, all the other 49 states that're in the toilet and how Gray Davis is being unjustly blamed for it?"
Asshole "Arnold the only smart canidate besides Bustamonte...please you don't need him running the worlds 5th largest economy. Having everyone wearing sobranos' doesn't make everything better."
At this point time if I was in fighting condition I would've said "excuse me, but you're talking out of your ass please take it outside." Then I would've waited until he'd takin' a swing at me then I'd give him a Sasquatch ass stompin':evilgrin: Now here's a good ethnic joke by Sasquatch "gee we don't need a kraut like Ahhnold in there running the worlds fifth largest economy. I don't see how eating sausage and wearing shorts held up with red suspenders and killing Jewish people helps." You see that makesit even and don't worry I'm a third generation German American.
Asshole cotinues "Davis is using Clintons mud slinging tactics to take away Arnold's support"
Sasquatch thinks to himself "the truth can do that you know, but you probably didn't since Pigman or Pigboy does your thinking for you."
Asshole spews on "gee they didn't think it was any big deal when he shoved his cigar up monica's cunt(makes disgusting sound with mouth)."
Sasquatch thinks "that's because it was CONSENSUAL SEX, well not really sex to him because he's from the south and to any southerner vaginal sex is all that counts." "Besides it's different what Arnold did because because he ASSUALTED THOSE WOMEN, how would your shit for brains ass liked it if I just went up and grabed your wife's tits?" "You and her would probably be very pissed off and have me charged with a crime, wouldn't you asshole."

After that him and his Idiot friend left and let me watch the football game in peace. I turned to the women beside me after they left and said "I'm glad they left they were getting on my fuckin' nerves." She looked at me funny and shrugged. I'm glad I stayed though because the Colts/Bucaneers game was a good one. The Colts came back from two TD's and took it into overtime and won the game.
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