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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 07:31 PM
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Am I on the no-fly list .. and why? Not what you think.
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I am not a clothes horse. I buy relatively cheap jeans on the internet and wear them out. However, I did develop a penchant for Calvin Kline boxer shorts when I was still flying. I would get stuck in DC for a couple of weeks at a time (when I was commuting from Dallas), run out of clean undies, and run over to Nordstrom's at Pentagon City for clean underwear. I'd buy the gray Calvin Kline knit boxer shorts (a compromise between tighty-whiteys and loosey-gooseys).

Last month I had a very embarrassing incident (like a Flannery O'Conner story). I went to Dallas (1000 miles) to see my good doctor for my annual physical. When I "dropped trousers" I felt a breeze on my butt. My undies were in tatters! Horror! What did he think of me then?

So, I recently ordered 10 pair of CK undies on the internet @ $195. I know, I know .. but I don't need that lecture tonight. I took a pair out of the box and tried it on. Perfect fit. I took the other nine pairs out of their boxes and threw them all in the washer.

Clean, new undies. Great! I put on the first pair this morning. Good fit! Nice bulge, etc.! Then I took my B/P meds, including a diuretic. Within an hour I had to pee. No problem-o. Oh no, big problem-o! The $19.95 Calvin Kline underwear had no fly! I mean, WTF? How am I supposed to get my Leanon-Portadine out to do it's Watson trick? This is total BS!

Dear reader, what should I do? Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.
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  -Am I on the no-fly list .. and why? Not what you think. DemoTex  Feb-02-05 07:31 PM   #0 
  - I don't know, could you provide us a photo?  Bluebear   Feb-02-05 07:32 PM   #1 
  - What pose please?  DemoTex   Feb-02-05 07:49 PM   #7 
  - I think we've all learned something about Calvin Klein tonight  madison2000   Feb-02-05 07:35 PM   #2 
  - HA HA HA, oh LOL  Skittles   Feb-02-05 07:35 PM   #3 
  - Should I wear my new underwear for my ass-kicking?  DemoTex   Feb-02-05 07:53 PM   #8 
     - LOL  Skittles   Feb-02-05 08:13 PM   #14 
  - $195 and NO FLY?  Catch22Dem   Feb-02-05 07:37 PM   #4 
  -'s shorts without a fly???  greatauntoftriplets   Feb-02-05 07:38 PM   #5 
  - Women must run the company.  DemoTex   Feb-02-05 07:58 PM   #10 
     - I was thinking that when I posted ....  greatauntoftriplets   Feb-02-05 08:01 PM   #11 
  - You sure you didn't order  Toby109   Feb-02-05 07:45 PM   #6 
  - Maybe they are panties!  DemoTex   Feb-02-05 07:55 PM   #9 
     - C'mon DemoTex  Karenina   Feb-02-05 08:11 PM   #13 
        - I ain't pulling nothing tonight! Nothing!  DemoTex   Feb-02-05 08:32 PM   #16 
           - WHAT DID THEY DO?  Karenina   Feb-02-05 10:48 PM   #17 
  - got a pocket knife? cut yer own fly.  short bus president   Feb-02-05 08:04 PM   #12 
     - yo  miss_kitty   Feb-02-05 08:19 PM   #15 

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