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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:34 PM
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27. that if something is marked wrong
you get $3 off the price. Even if the thing you bought is under $3.

Say, you're buying a $3 bottle of shampoo, and its listed for $2.99 on the shelf and it comes up $3.50 at the register- you get the shampoo for $2.99, minus $3 for the error, making the shampoo free.

This only works on the first thing though, so if you want to keep getting free shampoo, go back in and out and just keep getting one bottle at a time.

As for working there, the most insane thing is that when we open the store we have to do a Wal-Mart cheer.

I shall now explain the Wal-Mart cheer:

GIVE ME A W!!!!

W!!!

GIVE ME A A!!!!

A!!!

GIVE ME A L!!!!

L!!!

GIVE ME A SQUIGGLY!!!!

(employees do an embarassing version of "the twist"

GIVE ME A M!!!!

M!!!

GIVE ME A A!!!!

A!!!

GIVE ME A R!!!!

R!!!

GIVE ME A T!!!!

T!!!

WHAT'S THAT SPELL????

WAL-MART!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

WAL-MART!!!!

WHO'S NUMBER ONE???

CUSTOMERS ARE NUMBER ONE

and so on and so forth - every morning - while customers circle around us like confused drivers observing a 50-car pileup on the highway.
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