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Fri Jan-28-05 05:34 PM
Response to Reply #20 |
| 27. that if something is marked wrong |
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you get $3 off the price. Even if the thing you bought is under $3.
Say, you're buying a $3 bottle of shampoo, and its listed for $2.99 on the shelf and it comes up $3.50 at the register- you get the shampoo for $2.99, minus $3 for the error, making the shampoo free.
This only works on the first thing though, so if you want to keep getting free shampoo, go back in and out and just keep getting one bottle at a time.
As for working there, the most insane thing is that when we open the store we have to do a Wal-Mart cheer.
I shall now explain the Wal-Mart cheer:
GIVE ME A W!!!!
W!!!
GIVE ME A A!!!!
A!!!
GIVE ME A L!!!!
L!!!
GIVE ME A SQUIGGLY!!!!
(employees do an embarassing version of "the twist"
GIVE ME A M!!!!
M!!!
GIVE ME A A!!!!
A!!!
GIVE ME A R!!!!
R!!!
GIVE ME A T!!!!
T!!!
WHAT'S THAT SPELL????
WAL-MART!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
WAL-MART!!!!
WHO'S NUMBER ONE???
CUSTOMERS ARE NUMBER ONE
and so on and so forth - every morning - while customers circle around us like confused drivers observing a 50-car pileup on the highway.
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| -I Work At Wal-Mart....Ask Me Anything |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 05:04 PM |
#0 |
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did you lose a bet? |
LiberallyInclined |
Jan-28-05 05:05 PM |
#1 |
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I happen to look quite dapper in a blue polyester vest |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 05:07 PM |
#6 |
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how crappy are the benefits |
dwickham |
Jan-28-05 05:05 PM |
#2 |
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the only benefits I've seen |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 05:08 PM |
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Two questions |
DelawareValleyDem |
Jan-28-05 05:06 PM |
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okay... |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 05:09 PM |
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can you get one of those tiny spycams sewn into your vest |
chimpsrsmarter |
Jan-28-05 05:06 PM |
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I'd love to do that |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 05:11 PM |
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maybe you can figure how to do it |
chimpsrsmarter |
Jan-28-05 05:12 PM |
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I would love |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 05:19 PM |
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make sure the employees who aren't getting their federally mandated breaks |
miss_kitty |
Jan-28-05 06:57 PM |
#62 |
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are 15 minute breaks federally mandated? |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 07:18 PM |
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I THOUGHT so... |
miss_kitty |
Jan-28-05 07:55 PM |
#66 |
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can you keep a diary and write a novel later? |
NuttyFluffers |
Jan-29-05 03:36 AM |
#74 |
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Have they made you work extra hours off the clock yet? |
Salviati |
Jan-28-05 05:06 PM |
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no |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 05:13 PM |
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now that's classic! that's gotta go in the book! n/t |
NuttyFluffers |
Jan-29-05 03:37 AM |
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OMG! So the off-the-clock working is always at the suggestion |
Rabrrrrrr |
Jan-29-05 09:34 AM |
#83 |
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three weeks?...so you're seniority ? |
Feeney2 |
Jan-28-05 05:09 PM |
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basically |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 05:15 PM |
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How much do you make an hour? |
Langis |
Jan-28-05 05:10 PM |
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$9.50 p/hr |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 05:16 PM |
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Whoa... where do you live? |
Zing Zing Zingbah |
Jan-28-05 05:42 PM |
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Long Island |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 05:46 PM |
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Oh.. well that makes sense then. n/t |
Zing Zing Zingbah |
Jan-28-05 05:51 PM |
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My niece worked at a Wal-Mart in Springfield Illinois for three |
ikojo |
Jan-28-05 06:10 PM |
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Yep, I worked there 2 years... |
Solon |
Jan-28-05 06:31 PM |
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Have you been asked, "Do you work here"? |
sakabatou |
Jan-28-05 05:12 PM |
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yes, today in fact |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 05:18 PM |
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You are not dealing with the intelligentsia, mind you. |
DainBramaged |
Jan-28-05 05:22 PM |
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no, but I'm am shocked at the types of people who shop here |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 05:27 PM |
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They love all that 'Made in USA' stuff, don't they? (snicker) |
DainBramaged |
Jan-28-05 05:35 PM |
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Why do you assume that people who shop at Wal-Mart |
RebelOne |
Jan-28-05 05:50 PM |
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They may have money, but they don't know quality.... |
DainBramaged |
Jan-28-05 05:54 PM |
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What have you learned that would interest us the most? |
Pirate Smile |
Jan-28-05 05:23 PM |
#20 |
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that if something is marked wrong |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 05:34 PM |
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Ok, that's just..... |
crispini |
Jan-28-05 05:44 PM |
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hahahaha |
orleans |
Jan-29-05 04:10 AM |
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My husband worked at Bed, Bath and Beyond and you can return |
Pirate Smile |
Jan-28-05 06:12 PM |
#50 |
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if you complain loudly enough |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 06:17 PM |
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My niece told me that one time she was sitting in the break |
ikojo |
Jan-28-05 06:15 PM |
#51 |
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lol |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 06:19 PM |
#54 |
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The cheer was done following a meeting of |
ikojo |
Jan-28-05 08:29 PM |
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K-Mart is the king of mis pricing...I think it is stealing just as if I |
patdem |
Jan-28-05 07:10 PM |
#63 |
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yes, people tend to get pissed off |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 07:17 PM |
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a lot of chains do this. Meijer, the grocery, and Menards, do |
barb162 |
Jan-29-05 09:40 AM |
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Who the hell comes up with this crap? |
Downtown Hound |
Jan-29-05 03:47 AM |
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that 3 buck off thing doesn't work here. I have had that happen and |
barb162 |
Jan-29-05 09:44 AM |
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I've never set foot in another walmart |
Magic Rat |
Jan-29-05 12:59 PM |
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OMG! |
DS1 |
Jan-29-05 12:55 PM |
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What is the one thing I should be buying there |
Feeney2 |
Jan-28-05 05:23 PM |
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phone cards |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 05:37 PM |
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Can you do anything to get the customers |
Glenda |
Jan-28-05 05:24 PM |
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most do in my area |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 05:39 PM |
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Are you going to do what you can to hide your identity here? |
Taverner |
Jan-28-05 05:25 PM |
#23 |
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I'm a part-time cashier |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 05:41 PM |
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Thats good |
Taverner |
Jan-28-05 05:45 PM |
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Actually, they can fire you for your opinions on a board... |
Solon |
Jan-28-05 06:33 PM |
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I went on some of those boards and they were hilarious. The K-Mart one |
barb162 |
Jan-29-05 09:45 AM |
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Are you caught up on all your CBL's? |
LostInAnomie |
Jan-28-05 05:28 PM |
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pretty much |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 05:43 PM |
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When I worked there my manager was always on my ass to finish... |
LostInAnomie |
Jan-28-05 05:56 PM |
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i haven't seen that one yet |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 06:20 PM |
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That's a funny excuse... |
Solon |
Jan-28-05 06:29 PM |
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Wal-Mart isn't the only employer who says "why should you have to |
ikojo |
Jan-28-05 08:36 PM |
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My father was a union-buster for a textile company... |
mitchum |
Jan-29-05 10:04 AM |
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Is it true that they whip their employees ? |
jeff30997 |
Jan-28-05 05:29 PM |
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no, that is not true |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 05:45 PM |
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Hey Magic Rat... |
Solon |
Jan-28-05 05:51 PM |
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yes they do! |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 05:56 PM |
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OK, 'nother question. |
Solon |
Jan-28-05 06:03 PM |
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I don't think I remember hearing anything about that |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 06:06 PM |
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OK, nother question... |
Solon |
Jan-28-05 06:08 PM |
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oh yeah, i wrote about that above |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 06:15 PM |
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Sunday morning are slow... |
Solon |
Jan-28-05 06:26 PM |
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Do they really have $3 refridgerators? |
hatredisnotavalue |
Jan-28-05 06:07 PM |
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Have you learned to squeeze a nickel til the buffalo screams yet? |
warrens |
Jan-28-05 06:11 PM |
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How much is a pack of smokes at Wal-Mart? |
Blue-Jay |
Jan-28-05 06:32 PM |
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at my store |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 06:51 PM |
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need location and work hours |
Skittles |
Jan-28-05 08:13 PM |
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Skittles, while I would never try to suggest what you should |
ikojo |
Jan-28-05 08:31 PM |
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I WANT TO KICK HIS ASS |
Skittles |
Jan-28-05 10:28 PM |
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you'll have to find me |
Magic Rat |
Jan-28-05 11:40 PM |
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LI is populated but there is only one MAGIC RAT |
Skittles |
Jan-29-05 03:32 AM |
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Have you ever been hit in the head by |
intheflow |
Jan-29-05 03:36 AM |
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When the in store display of the company stock price goes up... |
Strawman |
Jan-29-05 03:42 AM |
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"the corporation" is a great movie that will explain how walmart |
orleans |
Jan-29-05 04:25 AM |
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Will you do the following? |
Commie Pinko Dirtbag |
Jan-29-05 07:25 AM |
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Were you drug tested? What test did they do? |
Nikia |
Jan-29-05 08:53 AM |
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I peed in a cup |
Magic Rat |
Jan-29-05 12:51 PM |
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What things at walmart sell at a loss? |
Glenda |
Jan-29-05 09:36 AM |
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beats me |
Magic Rat |
Jan-29-05 12:52 PM |
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Let's say you drop something heavy on your foot and curse |
peekaloo |
Jan-29-05 09:45 AM |
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I don't think you'd be fired for cursing |
Magic Rat |
Jan-29-05 12:53 PM |
#92 |
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