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Thu Jan-20-05 12:50 AM
Response to Reply #62 |
| 117. yeah, NEVER that one on a first date (or 100th) |
| -Dumbest things said to you on a date - I'll go first |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 11:54 AM |
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Saw the movie "Natural Born Killers" on a first date. |
Worst Username Ever |
Jan-19-05 11:55 AM |
#1 |
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you... |
alexisfree |
Jan-19-05 11:57 AM |
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You!! |
Worst Username Ever |
Jan-19-05 12:12 PM |
#38 |
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I've got another date-killing movie for you. |
skypilot |
Jan-19-05 12:00 PM |
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And here's yet another one: |
liberalhistorian |
Jan-19-05 12:04 PM |
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I don't know if you've seen it but... |
skypilot |
Jan-19-05 12:08 PM |
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No, I haven't seen it, |
liberalhistorian |
Jan-19-05 12:13 PM |
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"Hapiness." |
Worst Username Ever |
Jan-19-05 12:07 PM |
#26 |
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On the other hand... |
skypilot |
Jan-19-05 12:22 PM |
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Just added to the netflix queue! Thanks!! |
Worst Username Ever |
Jan-19-05 12:27 PM |
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The date-killing movie of all time... |
RadFemFL |
Jan-19-05 12:45 PM |
#62 |
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LOL!!!! |
skypilot |
Jan-19-05 12:51 PM |
#63 |
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you think it's more of a date-killing movie than... |
drumwolf |
Jan-19-05 05:54 PM |
#106 |
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yeah, NEVER that one on a first date (or 100th) |
barb162 |
Jan-20-05 12:50 AM |
#117 |
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"I'm a witch." |
bobthedrummer |
Jan-19-05 11:56 AM |
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was she charmed by a snake at her birth? |
arcane1 |
Jan-19-05 11:57 AM |
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and you ... |
alexisfree |
Jan-19-05 11:57 AM |
#7 |
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No, I'm Dean's List High Honors material-for real... |
bobthedrummer |
Jan-19-05 11:59 AM |
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ha! .....in my face! |
alexisfree |
Jan-19-05 12:03 PM |
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A pancake in your face. 3.68 cum. gpa in the late seventies. |
bobthedrummer |
Jan-19-05 12:09 PM |
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HA! |
Texasgal |
Jan-19-05 11:56 AM |
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"I left my wallet at home, can you pay?" -eom |
Justitia |
Jan-19-05 11:57 AM |
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Ahhh, |
liberalhistorian |
Jan-19-05 12:05 PM |
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"Are you going to eat that?" |
hickman1937 |
Jan-19-05 11:58 AM |
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"So, what do you want to do with your life?" |
skypilot |
Jan-19-05 11:58 AM |
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i can't even guess how many peopLe i've been with |
sniffa |
Jan-19-05 11:58 AM |
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After date is over: |
wtmusic |
Jan-19-05 11:59 AM |
#11 |
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lmao, reminds me of a first date |
arcane1 |
Jan-19-05 12:03 PM |
#20 |
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lmao right back!! |
wtmusic |
Jan-19-05 12:04 PM |
#22 |
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indeed |
arcane1 |
Jan-19-05 12:12 PM |
#36 |
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of course |
wtmusic |
Jan-19-05 04:23 PM |
#101 |
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must be nice |
arcane1 |
Jan-19-05 06:03 PM |
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The same thing happened to me, in a way |
lazarus |
Jan-19-05 04:45 PM |
#103 |
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"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think... |
cruadin |
Jan-19-05 11:59 AM |
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I saw that movie. |
skypilot |
Jan-19-05 12:01 PM |
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Yeah, well...things worked out OK. I caught her a delicious bass... |
cruadin |
Jan-19-05 12:05 PM |
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Do you still have the key ring she gave you? |
skypilot |
Jan-19-05 12:09 PM |
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No, I gave it to some kid so he'd vote for Pedro. |
cruadin |
Jan-19-05 12:11 PM |
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You didn't want that anyway, we made like infinity of those at scout camp. |
Worst Username Ever |
Jan-19-05 12:40 PM |
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Well, I'm a single parent |
liberalhistorian |
Jan-19-05 12:00 PM |
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omg |
wtmusic |
Jan-19-05 12:03 PM |
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Hey, now that definitely |
liberalhistorian |
Jan-19-05 12:07 PM |
#27 |
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Are you serious? |
GOPBasher |
Jan-19-05 12:55 PM |
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I know, I couldn't |
liberalhistorian |
Jan-19-05 01:26 PM |
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Your car is like a UFO |
DS1 |
Jan-19-05 12:03 PM |
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WTF was |
liberalhistorian |
Jan-19-05 12:10 PM |
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Beats me, we were high, but not in a low orbit or anything |
DS1 |
Jan-19-05 12:15 PM |
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Ithink that is the kind of thing people say when they are stoned, |
tigereye |
Jan-19-05 06:20 PM |
#111 |
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while we're eating dinner: "I just got a growth on my back removed." |
StopTheMorans |
Jan-19-05 12:06 PM |
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The 'raisinet' approach never works n/t |
wtmusic |
Jan-19-05 12:08 PM |
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That is horrible!!!! |
Worst Username Ever |
Jan-19-05 12:10 PM |
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Eeeeeewwwwww! Yuk, barf, barf, barf! We have a winner, folks! |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 12:11 PM |
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it made it worse that I was having a turkey/avocado wrap |
StopTheMorans |
Jan-19-05 12:13 PM |
#39 |
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Eeeewwwwww! It gets worse and worse! |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 12:19 PM |
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it is hard to imagine a person with such poor social boundaries |
tigereye |
Jan-19-05 06:22 PM |
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EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
liberalhistorian |
Jan-19-05 12:12 PM |
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It would have been really cool if she had brought .... |
cruadin |
Jan-19-05 12:15 PM |
#43 |
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yeah, that would have been REALLY great. then i definitely WOULD NOT |
StopTheMorans |
Jan-19-05 12:16 PM |
#45 |
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Who knows? |
SarahBelle |
Jan-19-05 12:13 PM |
#41 |
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hey, no grunting. Skinner, sex thread! |
StopTheMorans |
Jan-19-05 12:14 PM |
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I have FIRE!!!! |
DS1 |
Jan-19-05 12:16 PM |
#46 |
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I said something pretty dumb on a date last summer |
TyeDye75 |
Jan-19-05 12:17 PM |
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Well, the waitress came over for the drink orders |
msgadget |
Jan-19-05 12:19 PM |
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Bit of a control freak, huh? |
yardwork |
Jan-19-05 02:04 PM |
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It's good to get things like that cleared up right away |
GoddessOfGuinness |
Jan-19-05 06:02 PM |
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That is really strange. |
Left Is Write |
Jan-21-05 02:42 PM |
#127 |
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"Crap, all I have is my check-card" |
Shananigans |
Jan-19-05 12:20 PM |
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that could happen to anyone...i only bring my check card with me |
bobbobbins |
Jan-19-05 01:40 PM |
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The question wasn't whether it could have happened to anyone... |
Shananigans |
Jan-20-05 12:25 AM |
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Two winners, both from my grad school days |
Lydia Leftcoast |
Jan-19-05 12:25 PM |
#52 |
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"Not in this |
liberalhistorian |
Jan-19-05 12:32 PM |
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"But I paid for your pizza!" |
redqueen |
Jan-19-05 01:35 PM |
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Yeah, I felt like reminding him that the city's red light district |
Lydia Leftcoast |
Jan-19-05 04:24 PM |
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Same thing happened to me once- |
pantouflard |
Jan-19-05 05:56 PM |
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I went out a few years ago |
liberalhistorian |
Jan-19-05 12:28 PM |
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Good for you! I'm surprised you didn't walk out... |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 12:33 PM |
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Ewww! "Gentleman" is not a word I would use to refer to that jerk. |
Left Is Write |
Jan-21-05 02:45 PM |
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...so what did you do to cause your divorce?.... |
readmylips |
Jan-19-05 12:35 PM |
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"I love you." |
whoisalhedges |
Jan-19-05 12:36 PM |
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. |
StopTheMorans |
Jan-19-05 12:36 PM |
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LOL... yeah that is the flippin' worst. And you are just thinking what |
prayin4rain |
Jan-19-05 01:08 PM |
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Well, it could have been worse. |
Left Is Write |
Jan-19-05 01:35 PM |
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Eh |
redqueen |
Jan-19-05 01:37 PM |
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Here's another one. Out for friendly drinks with an old boyfriend. |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 12:40 PM |
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Him: "You have really pretty blue eyes." |
JimmyJazz |
Jan-19-05 12:55 PM |
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Awww that is sad... a lot of men are color blind. :( |
prayin4rain |
Jan-19-05 01:09 PM |
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thats why i just go with the safe...you have pretty eyes |
bobbobbins |
Jan-19-05 01:45 PM |
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"I'm sterile" ... with a downcast, puppy dog look; when I explained I |
radwriter0555 |
Jan-19-05 12:57 PM |
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Towards the end of the evening, she says |
MadHound |
Jan-19-05 12:57 PM |
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"You're not fat. ...... You're just ample." |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 01:05 PM |
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5'5" and 118 is "ample"? |
Left Is Write |
Jan-19-05 01:37 PM |
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Maybe he didn't know what it meant. Maybe he meant it as a compliment? |
yardwork |
Jan-19-05 02:09 PM |
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I think he was reassuring me that I didn't have to worry too much about |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 02:28 PM |
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I'm the same height and used to weigh the same |
yardwork |
Jan-19-05 02:56 PM |
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I've had the opposite problem in meeting women from online |
NewJeffCT |
Jan-19-05 01:54 PM |
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Yeah, those internet thingies. You should probably add about 10 |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 02:31 PM |
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oh well |
NewJeffCT |
Jan-19-05 02:43 PM |
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Wow. What would be the pt. of being THAT dishonest? |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 05:19 PM |
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"I like to catch rats and set them on fire in my burn barrel" |
flamingyouth |
Jan-19-05 01:09 PM |
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and you didn't marry this guy??? Jeez - he sounds like |
JimmyJazz |
Jan-19-05 01:12 PM |
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Um....how long did the date last after THAT little gem? |
Left Is Write |
Jan-19-05 01:36 PM |
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About 45 minutes |
flamingyouth |
Jan-19-05 02:02 PM |
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Oh, G_d. How horrible. |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 02:32 PM |
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Damn, Fenris is WEIRD! |
whoisalhedges |
Jan-19-05 02:40 PM |
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That's the opposite of the most stupid thing a date ever said to me. |
Left Is Write |
Jan-19-05 01:32 PM |
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Tony Fly? |
Worst Username Ever |
Jan-21-05 11:13 AM |
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No, different radio station. |
Left Is Write |
Jan-21-05 02:48 PM |
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nick josh remy |
Worst Username Ever |
Jan-22-05 04:40 PM |
#136 |
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Got a call from my "starlette" girlfriend |
Karenina |
Jan-21-05 03:44 PM |
#133 |
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"Don't eat that or you'll get fat." |
gollygee |
Jan-19-05 01:43 PM |
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As I was making out with the woman in the parking lot |
NewJeffCT |
Jan-19-05 01:51 PM |
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another one |
NewJeffCT |
Jan-19-05 01:59 PM |
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So, did your mother have any children who lived? |
TXlib |
Jan-19-05 02:00 PM |
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LOL LOL. That's a good one. |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 02:34 PM |
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my biggest mistake |
NewJeffCT |
Jan-19-05 02:00 PM |
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"I dont give BJ's. I think its gross". |
maveric |
Jan-19-05 02:07 PM |
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LOL LOL! "And how gross of you to say so, chickadee!" |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 02:35 PM |
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Wasn't a date but ... |
ronnykmarshall |
Jan-19-05 02:07 PM |
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out of curiosity, how old would you guess he was? n/t |
drumwolf |
Jan-19-05 05:38 PM |
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High school, first date with a guy I met at the disco. |
pantouflard |
Jan-19-05 06:07 PM |
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At the end of the date, with a meaningful look into my eyes... |
kiraboo |
Jan-19-05 06:21 PM |
#113 |
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That sweet talker. |
TexasSissy |
Jan-21-05 11:03 AM |
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damn! these tickets were freakin' expensive! woah! |
PittPoliSci |
Jan-19-05 06:21 PM |
#112 |
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Remembered another one from college |
Lydia Leftcoast |
Jan-20-05 12:48 AM |
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HA HA HA (to both of those)! |
TexasSissy |
Jan-21-05 11:06 AM |
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Are those real? |
Nicole |
Jan-20-05 01:14 AM |
#118 |
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HA! (I've never been asked that, sooooo.... |
TexasSissy |
Jan-21-05 11:08 AM |
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well I am over 40 & |
Nicole |
Jan-21-05 02:28 PM |
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sheesh |
NewJeffCT |
Jan-21-05 11:19 AM |
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That's what I thought too |
Nicole |
Jan-21-05 02:29 PM |
#126 |
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Ya, he's a dumbass... |
jswordy |
Jan-21-05 03:18 PM |
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Sure, I'll call |
sundog |
Jan-21-05 11:16 AM |
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Lots of stuff...this is just a sample... |
jswordy |
Jan-21-05 03:09 PM |
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...oh God, I forgot my all-time favorite... |
jswordy |
Jan-21-05 03:13 PM |
#131 |
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Oh my, it looks like we're out of gas. |
Hillary08 |
Jan-22-05 12:25 AM |
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I'd top this post... but I'll keep it to this. All I need to is to |
HypnoToad |
Jan-22-05 12:29 AM |
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I have gotten the same exact line, a number of times. |
smirkymonkey |
Jan-22-05 04:42 PM |
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You don't look like a republican. |
Lizzie Borden |
Jan-22-05 05:10 PM |
#138 |
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Almost the first thing out of his mouth |
shesemsmom |
Jan-22-05 05:33 PM |
#139 |
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Oops! Self-delete. |
Aristus |
Jan-22-05 05:35 PM |
#140 |
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