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110. High school, first date with a guy I met at the disco.
His way of propositioning me:

"I've slept with 252 girls . . . I really want you to be #253."



I wasn't.
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  -Dumbest things said to you on a date - I'll go first TexasSissy  Jan-19-05 11:54 AM   #0 
  - Saw the movie "Natural Born Killers" on a first date.  Worst Username Ever   Jan-19-05 11:55 AM   #1 
  - you...  alexisfree   Jan-19-05 11:57 AM   #5 
  - You!!  Worst Username Ever   Jan-19-05 12:12 PM   #38 
  - I've got another date-killing movie for you.  skypilot   Jan-19-05 12:00 PM   #14 
     - And here's yet another one:  liberalhistorian   Jan-19-05 12:04 PM   #21 
     - I don't know if you've seen it but...  skypilot   Jan-19-05 12:08 PM   #28 
        - No, I haven't seen it,  liberalhistorian   Jan-19-05 12:13 PM   #40 
     - "Hapiness."  Worst Username Ever   Jan-19-05 12:07 PM   #26 
     - On the other hand...  skypilot   Jan-19-05 12:22 PM   #51 
        - Just added to the netflix queue! Thanks!!  Worst Username Ever   Jan-19-05 12:27 PM   #53 
     - The date-killing movie of all time...  RadFemFL   Jan-19-05 12:45 PM   #62 
        - LOL!!!!  skypilot   Jan-19-05 12:51 PM   #63 
        - you think it's more of a date-killing movie than...  drumwolf   Jan-19-05 05:54 PM   #106 
        - yeah, NEVER that one on a first date (or 100th)  barb162   Jan-20-05 12:50 AM   #117 
  - "I'm a witch."  bobthedrummer   Jan-19-05 11:56 AM   #2 
  - was she charmed by a snake at her birth?  arcane1   Jan-19-05 11:57 AM   #6 
  - and you ...  alexisfree   Jan-19-05 11:57 AM   #7 
     - No, I'm Dean's List High Honors material-for real...  bobthedrummer   Jan-19-05 11:59 AM   #12 
        - ha! .....in my face!  alexisfree   Jan-19-05 12:03 PM   #18 
           - A pancake in your face. 3.68 cum. gpa in the late seventies.  bobthedrummer   Jan-19-05 12:09 PM   #30 
  - HA!  Texasgal   Jan-19-05 11:56 AM   #3 
  - "I left my wallet at home, can you pay?" -eom  Justitia   Jan-19-05 11:57 AM   #4 
  - Ahhh,  liberalhistorian   Jan-19-05 12:05 PM   #24 
  - "Are you going to eat that?"  hickman1937   Jan-19-05 11:58 AM   #8 
  - "So, what do you want to do with your life?"  skypilot   Jan-19-05 11:58 AM   #9 
  - i can't even guess how many peopLe i've been with  sniffa   Jan-19-05 11:58 AM   #10 
  - After date is over:  wtmusic   Jan-19-05 11:59 AM   #11 
  - lmao, reminds me of a first date  arcane1   Jan-19-05 12:03 PM   #20 
     - lmao right back!!  wtmusic   Jan-19-05 12:04 PM   #22 
     - indeed  arcane1   Jan-19-05 12:12 PM   #36 
        - of course  wtmusic   Jan-19-05 04:23 PM   #101 
           - must be nice  arcane1   Jan-19-05 06:03 PM   #109 
     - The same thing happened to me, in a way  lazarus   Jan-19-05 04:45 PM   #103 
  - "I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think...  cruadin   Jan-19-05 11:59 AM   #13 
  - I saw that movie.  skypilot   Jan-19-05 12:01 PM   #16 
     - Yeah, well...things worked out OK. I caught her a delicious bass...  cruadin   Jan-19-05 12:05 PM   #23 
        - Do you still have the key ring she gave you?  skypilot   Jan-19-05 12:09 PM   #31 
           - No, I gave it to some kid so he'd vote for Pedro.  cruadin   Jan-19-05 12:11 PM   #34 
              - You didn't want that anyway, we made like infinity of those at scout camp.  Worst Username Ever   Jan-19-05 12:40 PM   #61 
  - Well, I'm a single parent  liberalhistorian   Jan-19-05 12:00 PM   #15 
  - omg  wtmusic   Jan-19-05 12:03 PM   #19 
  - Hey, now that definitely  liberalhistorian   Jan-19-05 12:07 PM   #27 
  - Are you serious?  GOPBasher   Jan-19-05 12:55 PM   #65 
     - I know, I couldn't  liberalhistorian   Jan-19-05 01:26 PM   #73 
  - Your car is like a UFO  DS1   Jan-19-05 12:03 PM   #17 
  - WTF was  liberalhistorian   Jan-19-05 12:10 PM   #33 
  - Beats me, we were high, but not in a low orbit or anything  DS1   Jan-19-05 12:15 PM   #44 
  - Ithink that is the kind of thing people say when they are stoned,  tigereye   Jan-19-05 06:20 PM   #111 
  - while we're eating dinner: "I just got a growth on my back removed."  StopTheMorans   Jan-19-05 12:06 PM   #25 
  - The 'raisinet' approach never works n/t  wtmusic   Jan-19-05 12:08 PM   #29 
  - That is horrible!!!!  Worst Username Ever   Jan-19-05 12:10 PM   #32 
  - Eeeeeewwwwww! Yuk, barf, barf, barf! We have a winner, folks!  TexasSissy   Jan-19-05 12:11 PM   #35 
  - it made it worse that I was having a turkey/avocado wrap  StopTheMorans   Jan-19-05 12:13 PM   #39 
     - Eeeewwwwww! It gets worse and worse!  TexasSissy   Jan-19-05 12:19 PM   #49 
     - it is hard to imagine a person with such poor social boundaries  tigereye   Jan-19-05 06:22 PM   #114 
  - EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  liberalhistorian   Jan-19-05 12:12 PM   #37 
  - It would have been really cool if she had brought ....  cruadin   Jan-19-05 12:15 PM   #43 
     - yeah, that would have been REALLY great. then i definitely WOULD NOT  StopTheMorans   Jan-19-05 12:16 PM   #45 
  - Who knows?  SarahBelle   Jan-19-05 12:13 PM   #41 
  - hey, no grunting. Skinner, sex thread!  StopTheMorans   Jan-19-05 12:14 PM   #42 
  - I have FIRE!!!!  DS1   Jan-19-05 12:16 PM   #46 
  - I said something pretty dumb on a date last summer  TyeDye75   Jan-19-05 12:17 PM   #47 
  - Well, the waitress came over for the drink orders  msgadget   Jan-19-05 12:19 PM   #48 
  - Bit of a control freak, huh?  yardwork   Jan-19-05 02:04 PM   #89 
  - It's good to get things like that cleared up right away  GoddessOfGuinness   Jan-19-05 06:02 PM   #108 
  - That is really strange.  Left Is Write   Jan-21-05 02:42 PM   #127 
  - "Crap, all I have is my check-card"  Shananigans   Jan-19-05 12:20 PM   #50 
  - that could happen to anyone...i only bring my check card with me  bobbobbins   Jan-19-05 01:40 PM   #80 
     - The question wasn't whether it could have happened to anyone...  Shananigans   Jan-20-05 12:25 AM   #115 
  - Two winners, both from my grad school days  Lydia Leftcoast   Jan-19-05 12:25 PM   #52 
  - "Not in this  liberalhistorian   Jan-19-05 12:32 PM   #55 
  - "But I paid for your pizza!"  redqueen   Jan-19-05 01:35 PM   #76 
  - Yeah, I felt like reminding him that the city's red light district  Lydia Leftcoast   Jan-19-05 04:24 PM   #102 
  - Same thing happened to me once-  pantouflard   Jan-19-05 05:56 PM   #107 
  - I went out a few years ago  liberalhistorian   Jan-19-05 12:28 PM   #54 
  - Good for you! I'm surprised you didn't walk out...  TexasSissy   Jan-19-05 12:33 PM   #56 
  - Ewww! "Gentleman" is not a word I would use to refer to that jerk.  Left Is Write   Jan-21-05 02:45 PM   #128 
  - ...so what did you do to cause your divorce?....  readmylips   Jan-19-05 12:35 PM   #57 
  - "I love you."  whoisalhedges   Jan-19-05 12:36 PM   #58 
  - .  StopTheMorans   Jan-19-05 12:36 PM   #59 
  - LOL... yeah that is the flippin' worst. And you are just thinking what  prayin4rain   Jan-19-05 01:08 PM   #69 
  - Well, it could have been worse.  Left Is Write   Jan-19-05 01:35 PM   #75 
  - Eh  redqueen   Jan-19-05 01:37 PM   #79 
  - Here's another one. Out for friendly drinks with an old boyfriend.  TexasSissy   Jan-19-05 12:40 PM   #60 
  - Him: "You have really pretty blue eyes."  JimmyJazz   Jan-19-05 12:55 PM   #64 
  - Awww that is sad... a lot of men are color blind. :(  prayin4rain   Jan-19-05 01:09 PM   #71 
  - thats why i just go with the safe...you have pretty eyes  bobbobbins   Jan-19-05 01:45 PM   #82 
  - "I'm sterile" ... with a downcast, puppy dog look; when I explained I  radwriter0555   Jan-19-05 12:57 PM   #66 
  - Towards the end of the evening, she says  MadHound   Jan-19-05 12:57 PM   #67 
  - "You're not fat. ...... You're just ample."  TexasSissy   Jan-19-05 01:05 PM   #68 
  - 5'5" and 118 is "ample"?  Left Is Write   Jan-19-05 01:37 PM   #78 
  - Maybe he didn't know what it meant. Maybe he meant it as a compliment?  yardwork   Jan-19-05 02:09 PM   #92 
     - I think he was reassuring me that I didn't have to worry too much about  TexasSissy   Jan-19-05 02:28 PM   #93 
        - I'm the same height and used to weigh the same  yardwork   Jan-19-05 02:56 PM   #100 
  - I've had the opposite problem in meeting women from online  NewJeffCT   Jan-19-05 01:54 PM   #84 
     - Yeah, those internet thingies. You should probably add about 10  TexasSissy   Jan-19-05 02:31 PM   #94 
        - oh well  NewJeffCT   Jan-19-05 02:43 PM   #99 
           - Wow. What would be the pt. of being THAT dishonest?  TexasSissy   Jan-19-05 05:19 PM   #104 
  - "I like to catch rats and set them on fire in my burn barrel"  flamingyouth   Jan-19-05 01:09 PM   #70 
  - and you didn't marry this guy??? Jeez - he sounds like  JimmyJazz   Jan-19-05 01:12 PM   #72 
  - Um....how long did the date last after THAT little gem?  Left Is Write   Jan-19-05 01:36 PM   #77 
  - About 45 minutes  flamingyouth   Jan-19-05 02:02 PM   #88 
  - Oh, G_d. How horrible.  TexasSissy   Jan-19-05 02:32 PM   #95 
  - Damn, Fenris is WEIRD!  whoisalhedges   Jan-19-05 02:40 PM   #98 
  - That's the opposite of the most stupid thing a date ever said to me.  Left Is Write   Jan-19-05 01:32 PM   #74 
  - Tony Fly?  Worst Username Ever   Jan-21-05 11:13 AM   #122 
  - No, different radio station.  Left Is Write   Jan-21-05 02:48 PM   #129 
     - nick josh remy  Worst Username Ever   Jan-22-05 04:40 PM   #136 
  - Got a call from my "starlette" girlfriend  Karenina   Jan-21-05 03:44 PM   #133 
  - "Don't eat that or you'll get fat."  gollygee   Jan-19-05 01:43 PM   #81 
  - As I was making out with the woman in the parking lot  NewJeffCT   Jan-19-05 01:51 PM   #83 
  - another one  NewJeffCT   Jan-19-05 01:59 PM   #85 
  - So, did your mother have any children who lived?  TXlib   Jan-19-05 02:00 PM   #86 
  - LOL LOL. That's a good one.  TexasSissy   Jan-19-05 02:34 PM   #96 
  - my biggest mistake  NewJeffCT   Jan-19-05 02:00 PM   #87 
  - "I dont give BJ's. I think its gross".  maveric   Jan-19-05 02:07 PM   #90 
  - LOL LOL! "And how gross of you to say so, chickadee!"  TexasSissy   Jan-19-05 02:35 PM   #97 
  - Wasn't a date but ...  ronnykmarshall   Jan-19-05 02:07 PM   #91 
  - out of curiosity, how old would you guess he was? n/t  drumwolf   Jan-19-05 05:38 PM   #105 
  - High school, first date with a guy I met at the disco.  pantouflard   Jan-19-05 06:07 PM   #110 
  - At the end of the date, with a meaningful look into my eyes...  kiraboo   Jan-19-05 06:21 PM   #113 
  - That sweet talker.  TexasSissy   Jan-21-05 11:03 AM   #119 
  - damn! these tickets were freakin' expensive! woah!  PittPoliSci   Jan-19-05 06:21 PM   #112 
  - Remembered another one from college  Lydia Leftcoast   Jan-20-05 12:48 AM   #116 
  - HA HA HA (to both of those)!  TexasSissy   Jan-21-05 11:06 AM   #120 
  - Are those real?  Nicole   Jan-20-05 01:14 AM   #118 
  - HA! (I've never been asked that, sooooo....  TexasSissy   Jan-21-05 11:08 AM   #121 
  - well I am over 40 &  Nicole   Jan-21-05 02:28 PM   #125 
  - sheesh  NewJeffCT   Jan-21-05 11:19 AM   #124 
  - That's what I thought too  Nicole   Jan-21-05 02:29 PM   #126 
  - Ya, he's a dumbass...  jswordy   Jan-21-05 03:18 PM   #132 
  - Sure, I'll call  sundog   Jan-21-05 11:16 AM   #123 
  - Lots of stuff...this is just a sample...  jswordy   Jan-21-05 03:09 PM   #130 
  - ...oh God, I forgot my all-time favorite...  jswordy   Jan-21-05 03:13 PM   #131 
  - Oh my, it looks like we're out of gas.  Hillary08   Jan-22-05 12:25 AM   #134 
  - I'd top this post... but I'll keep it to this. All I need to is to  HypnoToad   Jan-22-05 12:29 AM   #135 
  - I have gotten the same exact line, a number of times.  smirkymonkey   Jan-22-05 04:42 PM   #137 
  - You don't look like a republican.  Lizzie Borden   Jan-22-05 05:10 PM   #138 
  - Almost the first thing out of his mouth  shesemsmom   Jan-22-05 05:33 PM   #139 
  - Oops! Self-delete.  Aristus   Jan-22-05 05:35 PM   #140 
 

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