NewJeffCT
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Wed Jan-19-05 02:00 PM
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My biggest mistake was something I'm usually very good with - in high school, I worked in a small store with a Jewish owner, so I was always very sensitive about saying "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" at that time of year.
However, the one time I forgot was when I had met this very intelligent, really hot young woman (I was probably 23 at the time, she was around 20 or 21 and looked like Geena Davis' prettier little sister) and I left off a good conversation with, "oh, merry christmas"... "well, thanks, but I'm Jewish"
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| -Dumbest things said to you on a date - I'll go first |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 11:54 AM |
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Saw the movie "Natural Born Killers" on a first date. |
Worst Username Ever |
Jan-19-05 11:55 AM |
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you... |
alexisfree |
Jan-19-05 11:57 AM |
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You!! |
Worst Username Ever |
Jan-19-05 12:12 PM |
#38 |
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I've got another date-killing movie for you. |
skypilot |
Jan-19-05 12:00 PM |
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And here's yet another one: |
liberalhistorian |
Jan-19-05 12:04 PM |
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I don't know if you've seen it but... |
skypilot |
Jan-19-05 12:08 PM |
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No, I haven't seen it, |
liberalhistorian |
Jan-19-05 12:13 PM |
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"Hapiness." |
Worst Username Ever |
Jan-19-05 12:07 PM |
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On the other hand... |
skypilot |
Jan-19-05 12:22 PM |
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Just added to the netflix queue! Thanks!! |
Worst Username Ever |
Jan-19-05 12:27 PM |
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The date-killing movie of all time... |
RadFemFL |
Jan-19-05 12:45 PM |
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LOL!!!! |
skypilot |
Jan-19-05 12:51 PM |
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you think it's more of a date-killing movie than... |
drumwolf |
Jan-19-05 05:54 PM |
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yeah, NEVER that one on a first date (or 100th) |
barb162 |
Jan-20-05 12:50 AM |
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"I'm a witch." |
bobthedrummer |
Jan-19-05 11:56 AM |
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was she charmed by a snake at her birth? |
arcane1 |
Jan-19-05 11:57 AM |
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and you ... |
alexisfree |
Jan-19-05 11:57 AM |
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No, I'm Dean's List High Honors material-for real... |
bobthedrummer |
Jan-19-05 11:59 AM |
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ha! .....in my face! |
alexisfree |
Jan-19-05 12:03 PM |
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A pancake in your face. 3.68 cum. gpa in the late seventies. |
bobthedrummer |
Jan-19-05 12:09 PM |
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HA! |
Texasgal |
Jan-19-05 11:56 AM |
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"I left my wallet at home, can you pay?" -eom |
Justitia |
Jan-19-05 11:57 AM |
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Ahhh, |
liberalhistorian |
Jan-19-05 12:05 PM |
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"Are you going to eat that?" |
hickman1937 |
Jan-19-05 11:58 AM |
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"So, what do you want to do with your life?" |
skypilot |
Jan-19-05 11:58 AM |
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i can't even guess how many peopLe i've been with |
sniffa |
Jan-19-05 11:58 AM |
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After date is over: |
wtmusic |
Jan-19-05 11:59 AM |
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lmao, reminds me of a first date |
arcane1 |
Jan-19-05 12:03 PM |
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lmao right back!! |
wtmusic |
Jan-19-05 12:04 PM |
#22 |
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indeed |
arcane1 |
Jan-19-05 12:12 PM |
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of course |
wtmusic |
Jan-19-05 04:23 PM |
#101 |
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must be nice |
arcane1 |
Jan-19-05 06:03 PM |
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The same thing happened to me, in a way |
lazarus |
Jan-19-05 04:45 PM |
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"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think... |
cruadin |
Jan-19-05 11:59 AM |
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I saw that movie. |
skypilot |
Jan-19-05 12:01 PM |
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Yeah, well...things worked out OK. I caught her a delicious bass... |
cruadin |
Jan-19-05 12:05 PM |
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Do you still have the key ring she gave you? |
skypilot |
Jan-19-05 12:09 PM |
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No, I gave it to some kid so he'd vote for Pedro. |
cruadin |
Jan-19-05 12:11 PM |
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You didn't want that anyway, we made like infinity of those at scout camp. |
Worst Username Ever |
Jan-19-05 12:40 PM |
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Well, I'm a single parent |
liberalhistorian |
Jan-19-05 12:00 PM |
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omg |
wtmusic |
Jan-19-05 12:03 PM |
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Hey, now that definitely |
liberalhistorian |
Jan-19-05 12:07 PM |
#27 |
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Are you serious? |
GOPBasher |
Jan-19-05 12:55 PM |
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I know, I couldn't |
liberalhistorian |
Jan-19-05 01:26 PM |
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Your car is like a UFO |
DS1 |
Jan-19-05 12:03 PM |
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WTF was |
liberalhistorian |
Jan-19-05 12:10 PM |
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Beats me, we were high, but not in a low orbit or anything |
DS1 |
Jan-19-05 12:15 PM |
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Ithink that is the kind of thing people say when they are stoned, |
tigereye |
Jan-19-05 06:20 PM |
#111 |
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while we're eating dinner: "I just got a growth on my back removed." |
StopTheMorans |
Jan-19-05 12:06 PM |
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The 'raisinet' approach never works n/t |
wtmusic |
Jan-19-05 12:08 PM |
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That is horrible!!!! |
Worst Username Ever |
Jan-19-05 12:10 PM |
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Eeeeeewwwwww! Yuk, barf, barf, barf! We have a winner, folks! |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 12:11 PM |
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it made it worse that I was having a turkey/avocado wrap |
StopTheMorans |
Jan-19-05 12:13 PM |
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Eeeewwwwww! It gets worse and worse! |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 12:19 PM |
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it is hard to imagine a person with such poor social boundaries |
tigereye |
Jan-19-05 06:22 PM |
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EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
liberalhistorian |
Jan-19-05 12:12 PM |
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It would have been really cool if she had brought .... |
cruadin |
Jan-19-05 12:15 PM |
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yeah, that would have been REALLY great. then i definitely WOULD NOT |
StopTheMorans |
Jan-19-05 12:16 PM |
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Who knows? |
SarahBelle |
Jan-19-05 12:13 PM |
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hey, no grunting. Skinner, sex thread! |
StopTheMorans |
Jan-19-05 12:14 PM |
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I have FIRE!!!! |
DS1 |
Jan-19-05 12:16 PM |
#46 |
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I said something pretty dumb on a date last summer |
TyeDye75 |
Jan-19-05 12:17 PM |
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Well, the waitress came over for the drink orders |
msgadget |
Jan-19-05 12:19 PM |
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Bit of a control freak, huh? |
yardwork |
Jan-19-05 02:04 PM |
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It's good to get things like that cleared up right away |
GoddessOfGuinness |
Jan-19-05 06:02 PM |
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That is really strange. |
Left Is Write |
Jan-21-05 02:42 PM |
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"Crap, all I have is my check-card" |
Shananigans |
Jan-19-05 12:20 PM |
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that could happen to anyone...i only bring my check card with me |
bobbobbins |
Jan-19-05 01:40 PM |
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The question wasn't whether it could have happened to anyone... |
Shananigans |
Jan-20-05 12:25 AM |
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Two winners, both from my grad school days |
Lydia Leftcoast |
Jan-19-05 12:25 PM |
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"Not in this |
liberalhistorian |
Jan-19-05 12:32 PM |
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"But I paid for your pizza!" |
redqueen |
Jan-19-05 01:35 PM |
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Yeah, I felt like reminding him that the city's red light district |
Lydia Leftcoast |
Jan-19-05 04:24 PM |
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Same thing happened to me once- |
pantouflard |
Jan-19-05 05:56 PM |
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I went out a few years ago |
liberalhistorian |
Jan-19-05 12:28 PM |
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Good for you! I'm surprised you didn't walk out... |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 12:33 PM |
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Ewww! "Gentleman" is not a word I would use to refer to that jerk. |
Left Is Write |
Jan-21-05 02:45 PM |
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...so what did you do to cause your divorce?.... |
readmylips |
Jan-19-05 12:35 PM |
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"I love you." |
whoisalhedges |
Jan-19-05 12:36 PM |
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. |
StopTheMorans |
Jan-19-05 12:36 PM |
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LOL... yeah that is the flippin' worst. And you are just thinking what |
prayin4rain |
Jan-19-05 01:08 PM |
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Well, it could have been worse. |
Left Is Write |
Jan-19-05 01:35 PM |
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Eh |
redqueen |
Jan-19-05 01:37 PM |
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Here's another one. Out for friendly drinks with an old boyfriend. |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 12:40 PM |
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Him: "You have really pretty blue eyes." |
JimmyJazz |
Jan-19-05 12:55 PM |
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Awww that is sad... a lot of men are color blind. :( |
prayin4rain |
Jan-19-05 01:09 PM |
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thats why i just go with the safe...you have pretty eyes |
bobbobbins |
Jan-19-05 01:45 PM |
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"I'm sterile" ... with a downcast, puppy dog look; when I explained I |
radwriter0555 |
Jan-19-05 12:57 PM |
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Towards the end of the evening, she says |
MadHound |
Jan-19-05 12:57 PM |
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"You're not fat. ...... You're just ample." |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 01:05 PM |
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5'5" and 118 is "ample"? |
Left Is Write |
Jan-19-05 01:37 PM |
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Maybe he didn't know what it meant. Maybe he meant it as a compliment? |
yardwork |
Jan-19-05 02:09 PM |
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I think he was reassuring me that I didn't have to worry too much about |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 02:28 PM |
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I'm the same height and used to weigh the same |
yardwork |
Jan-19-05 02:56 PM |
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I've had the opposite problem in meeting women from online |
NewJeffCT |
Jan-19-05 01:54 PM |
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Yeah, those internet thingies. You should probably add about 10 |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 02:31 PM |
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oh well |
NewJeffCT |
Jan-19-05 02:43 PM |
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Wow. What would be the pt. of being THAT dishonest? |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 05:19 PM |
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"I like to catch rats and set them on fire in my burn barrel" |
flamingyouth |
Jan-19-05 01:09 PM |
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and you didn't marry this guy??? Jeez - he sounds like |
JimmyJazz |
Jan-19-05 01:12 PM |
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Um....how long did the date last after THAT little gem? |
Left Is Write |
Jan-19-05 01:36 PM |
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About 45 minutes |
flamingyouth |
Jan-19-05 02:02 PM |
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Oh, G_d. How horrible. |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 02:32 PM |
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Damn, Fenris is WEIRD! |
whoisalhedges |
Jan-19-05 02:40 PM |
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That's the opposite of the most stupid thing a date ever said to me. |
Left Is Write |
Jan-19-05 01:32 PM |
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Tony Fly? |
Worst Username Ever |
Jan-21-05 11:13 AM |
#122 |
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No, different radio station. |
Left Is Write |
Jan-21-05 02:48 PM |
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nick josh remy |
Worst Username Ever |
Jan-22-05 04:40 PM |
#136 |
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Got a call from my "starlette" girlfriend |
Karenina |
Jan-21-05 03:44 PM |
#133 |
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"Don't eat that or you'll get fat." |
gollygee |
Jan-19-05 01:43 PM |
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As I was making out with the woman in the parking lot |
NewJeffCT |
Jan-19-05 01:51 PM |
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another one |
NewJeffCT |
Jan-19-05 01:59 PM |
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So, did your mother have any children who lived? |
TXlib |
Jan-19-05 02:00 PM |
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LOL LOL. That's a good one. |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 02:34 PM |
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my biggest mistake |
NewJeffCT |
Jan-19-05 02:00 PM |
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"I dont give BJ's. I think its gross". |
maveric |
Jan-19-05 02:07 PM |
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LOL LOL! "And how gross of you to say so, chickadee!" |
TexasSissy |
Jan-19-05 02:35 PM |
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Wasn't a date but ... |
ronnykmarshall |
Jan-19-05 02:07 PM |
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out of curiosity, how old would you guess he was? n/t |
drumwolf |
Jan-19-05 05:38 PM |
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High school, first date with a guy I met at the disco. |
pantouflard |
Jan-19-05 06:07 PM |
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At the end of the date, with a meaningful look into my eyes... |
kiraboo |
Jan-19-05 06:21 PM |
#113 |
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That sweet talker. |
TexasSissy |
Jan-21-05 11:03 AM |
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damn! these tickets were freakin' expensive! woah! |
PittPoliSci |
Jan-19-05 06:21 PM |
#112 |
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Remembered another one from college |
Lydia Leftcoast |
Jan-20-05 12:48 AM |
#116 |
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HA HA HA (to both of those)! |
TexasSissy |
Jan-21-05 11:06 AM |
#120 |
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Are those real? |
Nicole |
Jan-20-05 01:14 AM |
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HA! (I've never been asked that, sooooo.... |
TexasSissy |
Jan-21-05 11:08 AM |
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well I am over 40 & |
Nicole |
Jan-21-05 02:28 PM |
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sheesh |
NewJeffCT |
Jan-21-05 11:19 AM |
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That's what I thought too |
Nicole |
Jan-21-05 02:29 PM |
#126 |
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Ya, he's a dumbass... |
jswordy |
Jan-21-05 03:18 PM |
#132 |
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Sure, I'll call |
sundog |
Jan-21-05 11:16 AM |
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Lots of stuff...this is just a sample... |
jswordy |
Jan-21-05 03:09 PM |
#130 |
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...oh God, I forgot my all-time favorite... |
jswordy |
Jan-21-05 03:13 PM |
#131 |
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Oh my, it looks like we're out of gas. |
Hillary08 |
Jan-22-05 12:25 AM |
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I'd top this post... but I'll keep it to this. All I need to is to |
HypnoToad |
Jan-22-05 12:29 AM |
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I have gotten the same exact line, a number of times. |
smirkymonkey |
Jan-22-05 04:42 PM |
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You don't look like a republican. |
Lizzie Borden |
Jan-22-05 05:10 PM |
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Almost the first thing out of his mouth |
shesemsmom |
Jan-22-05 05:33 PM |
#139 |
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Oops! Self-delete. |
Aristus |
Jan-22-05 05:35 PM |
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