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Mon Jan-17-05 02:38 PM
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Although my mother tells me that when I was two or three years old, I didn't know any swear words. So when I got mad and wanted to yell something foul, I would shout the techinical word she taught me for the disgusting thing I could think of, which was a raw egg white: "ALBUMEN!"
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| -Favorite Swears: Family Edition |
intheflow |
Jan-17-05 02:14 PM |
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Still Farquar for me *g* |
GreenPartyVoter |
Jan-17-05 02:15 PM |
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But of course. |
intheflow |
Jan-17-05 02:29 PM |
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*lol* |
GreenPartyVoter |
Jan-17-05 02:30 PM |
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Oh Fiddle Faddle! |
meegbear |
Jan-17-05 02:16 PM |
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This is the favorite family swear word poll, NOT |
intheflow |
Jan-17-05 02:25 PM |
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What? What kind of *bleeping* *bleep* of a *bleep* is this poll? |
Revolutionary_Acts04 |
Jan-17-05 02:17 PM |
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You mean WTF, don't you? |
intheflow |
Jan-17-05 02:19 PM |
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No, I mean what the *bleep* |
Revolutionary_Acts04 |
Jan-17-05 02:21 PM |
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Blame it on my seminary education. |
intheflow |
Jan-17-05 02:24 PM |
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Poppycock! |
Beware the Beast Man |
Jan-17-05 02:17 PM |
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Fiddle Dee Dee |
new_beawr |
Jan-17-05 02:18 PM |
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You've been watching "Gone With The Wind" again, haven't you? |
intheflow |
Jan-17-05 02:22 PM |
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I went with "Dang" but really, "Dag, yo!" is the quote of choice. |
aden_nak |
Jan-17-05 02:18 PM |
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When my mom is being silly she says, "well heck fire." |
Revolutionary_Acts04 |
Jan-17-05 02:22 PM |
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Futt Bucker, my mom always cracks up when I say it |
da_chimperor |
Jan-17-05 02:25 PM |
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My mohter would still smack me upside the head if I said that! |
intheflow |
Jan-17-05 02:32 PM |
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The first time I said it, she started to get angry, then laughed once she |
da_chimperor |
Jan-17-05 02:34 PM |
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Holy guacamole! |
vikegirl |
Jan-17-05 02:26 PM |
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Can't believe I forgot to include this one. |
intheflow |
Jan-17-05 02:35 PM |
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Criminy! |
EstimatedProphet |
Jan-17-05 02:28 PM |
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Jiminy Cricket! |
intheflow |
Jan-17-05 02:44 PM |
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Holy Mackerel! |
ribofunk |
Jan-17-05 02:38 PM |
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Albumen! |
intheflow |
Jan-17-05 02:47 PM |
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dupe |
ribofunk |
Jan-17-05 02:38 PM |
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"crap(ola)!" and "good gravy!" |
fluffernutter |
Jan-17-05 02:48 PM |
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"shine and shinola" and "good grief" |
intheflow |
Jan-17-05 02:52 PM |
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Crumbs! |
lapislzi |
Jan-17-05 03:04 PM |
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"Holy Moses", "Great Scott", "Good Grief" |
yellowdogintexas |
Jan-17-05 04:05 PM |
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boogers |
cosmicbandita |
Jan-17-05 04:11 PM |
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I voted for doggone it |
msgadget |
Jan-17-05 04:15 PM |
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jesus, mary and joseph! |
bettyellen |
Jan-17-05 04:25 PM |
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You're a nice Catholic girl, I take it? |
intheflow |
Jan-18-05 01:29 AM |
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Eleven years in a plaid uniform... but i'm not nice and an atheist at 8 ! |
bettyellen |
Jan-18-05 10:30 PM |
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Wow! |
intheflow |
Jan-19-05 09:44 AM |
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hey, aren't you in/ on the way to DC... |
bettyellen |
Jan-19-05 05:48 PM |
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Man, if I knew what they looked like.... |
intheflow |
Jan-20-05 07:19 PM |
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I Thought That Was My Name |
Crisco |
Jan-19-05 09:47 AM |
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LOL, i thought i was Mary and my brothers wrere Jo and Jesus...... |
bettyellen |
Jan-19-05 05:52 PM |
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Buncha Funkin' Barstewards (n/t) |
no name no slogan |
Jan-17-05 04:30 PM |
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Cheese and Rice! |
Sympleesmshn |
Jan-17-05 04:31 PM |
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Well, I thought I'd heard them all, but... |
intheflow |
Jan-18-05 01:35 AM |
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Judas Priest |
webjamn |
Jan-17-05 04:52 PM |
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Are we restricted to one only? |
tjwmason |
Jan-17-05 04:55 PM |
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No word limit restrictions as long as you keep it clean. |
intheflow |
Jan-18-05 01:44 AM |
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Holy mackarel! |
StopThePendulum |
Jan-17-05 05:42 PM |
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Oh, Fiddledeesticks! |
Seabiscuit |
Jan-18-05 01:42 AM |
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My uncle always says "Fiddlesticks" - cracks me up everytime. |
MostlyLurks |
Jan-19-05 09:45 AM |
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Aw, Cheney it!!! |
Seabiscuit |
Jan-18-05 01:43 AM |
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bull....oney |
orleans |
Jan-18-05 01:44 AM |
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Bad Mother Father |
Kire |
Jan-18-05 01:52 AM |
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"Gosh darn it - shoot!" |
DeposeTheBoyKing |
Jan-18-05 10:31 PM |
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Shortened English |
Dave Reynolds |
Jan-18-05 10:34 PM |
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Situation specific, my favorite is "clusterfrick". n/t |
MostlyLurks |
Jan-19-05 09:46 AM |
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two i use |
tsakshaug |
Jan-19-05 09:51 AM |
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Wrackin', frackin' varmints! |
July |
Jan-19-05 10:08 AM |
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"Shoot!" |
Butterflies |
Jan-19-05 10:34 AM |
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BARNACLES! (from Spongebob) |
MathGuy |
Jan-19-05 10:37 AM |
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"ahhhh--ya mutha smokes cheese!!!" |
ucmike |
Jan-19-05 11:12 AM |
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GM Chrysler! |
Neo |
Jan-19-05 11:16 AM |
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"shoot fire! save matches!" |
Texasgal |
Jan-19-05 11:21 AM |
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Yeah..... |
sendero |
Jan-19-05 05:54 PM |
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"Farking Icehoe Bastarch!" from Johnny Dangerously |
loudestchick |
Jan-19-05 11:39 AM |
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"Horse's patoot!" |
Tinman |
Jan-19-05 11:46 AM |
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"Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme!!!" |
SmileyBoy |
Jan-19-05 06:14 PM |
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"Su-Su-Sudio!" (n/t) |
no name no slogan |
Jan-19-05 06:34 PM |
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In our house it was "hell's bells"............LOL |
Bullwinkle925 |
Jan-19-05 06:35 PM |
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all of the Christian variety |
musette_sf |
Jan-19-05 06:37 PM |
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None of the above from where I grew up. |
maveric |
Jan-19-05 06:38 PM |
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Oh, Shoo-tee-poot.... |
Tikki |
Jan-19-05 06:56 PM |
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Jesus Hubbard Christ! |
pantouflard |
Jan-19-05 07:01 PM |
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ah fooie |
Freebird12004 |
Jan-20-05 07:21 PM |
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"Son of a Biscuit Eater" eom. |
Ariana Celeste |
Jan-20-05 07:37 PM |
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How do you pronounce "WTF?" (nt) |
Commie Pinko Dirtbag |
Jan-20-05 07:40 PM |
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Dag Nabbit |
arwalden |
Jan-20-05 07:40 PM |
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Obviously another tragic case of too many WB cartoons as a child. |
intheflow |
Jan-22-05 01:18 PM |
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You lousy corksuckers. |
arwalden |
Jan-20-05 07:43 PM |
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oops - I don't even talk like that around my parrots |
Freebird12004 |
Jan-21-05 10:31 AM |
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Christ Crap! |
jhuth |
Jan-22-05 01:24 PM |
#78 |
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