Reply #5: Oooh I shouldnt tell you this story

[Taverner]

But I will anyway

Back when I was in Peace Corps a fellow volunteer was sleeping one night on a island in Southern Thailand. She had very long beautiful hair, and her assignment was in a national park. Anyway, like all of us she slept in a mosquito net, as the little buggers can be pretty relentless.

So she wakes up with this feeling in her hair, and it's not just a mouse but a large pregnant RAT in her hair! And its caught up in it and fighting to get loose. So after getting bit trying to pull the little fucker from her hair she gets it free, and she throws it. Unfortunately, she's still in the mosquito net, so the rat bounces back ala a Looney Tunes cartoon and runs RIGHT BACK IN HER HAIR.

Eventually she got it loose, and thew it out of the net.