Reply #28: I was propositioned by a prostitute once...

[Solon]

This is a weird story, but anyways, I was at a stoplight on the way home from work, it was after midnight and I was working security, in other words still had my uniform on. Anyways, this lady comes up to my car and says she has car troubles, so, being the nice guy I am, I pull into the Blockbuster parking lot at that light where she was waiting. As soon as I stop, she gets in the passenger side, I really should have locked my doors, anyways, she then told me she needed bus fare and she would give me a blow job for 20 bucks. I was like :wtf: I mean seriously, that is fucked up. So I said, no way in hell, and before you ladies think I'm lying, she was missing 2 front teeth, and was old enough to be my grandma, thanks by no way in hell. I gave her some pocket change I had, even then I had to be nice, and told her to get the hell out of my car. Still, :wtf: Still couldn't believe that shit, and from the outside of my car, I still technically looked like a cop.