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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-17-04 10:06 PM
Response to Reply #97
98. What the fuck???
One fucking floaty heart and you are ready to sic us with a hose!!! Jeez. We're sorry already, okay??? Really. It was JUST A JOKE!!!! :P
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  -Would the following individuals please report for Lounge-stalking? short bus president  Dec-17-04 06:46 PM   #0 
  - what the hell, i'm stuck at work ... stalk me  hippiechick   Dec-17-04 06:47 PM   #1 
  - Are you doing something mission critical?  short bus president   Dec-17-04 06:52 PM   #6 
     - how about some bad fondling and clumsy drinks ?  hippiechick   Dec-17-04 07:01 PM   #16 
        - Woohoo!  short bus president   Dec-17-04 07:03 PM   #19 
           - now you just have to give me directions to your place ...  hippiechick   Dec-17-04 07:05 PM   #23 
              - Can you drink at work?  short bus president   Dec-17-04 07:13 PM   #32 
                 - looks like i'm gonna be here awhile,  hippiechick   Dec-17-04 07:48 PM   #55 
  - Hey! Don't you DARE stalk me!  LeftPeopleFinishFirst   Dec-17-04 06:49 PM   #2 
  - I don't do dares Miss Maggie!  short bus president   Dec-17-04 06:54 PM   #7 
  - Stalk me...  enigmatic   Dec-17-04 06:50 PM   #3 
  - No doubt, baby!  short bus president   Dec-17-04 06:54 PM   #9 
  - I'm reporting for lounge stalking  FuzzySlippers   Dec-17-04 06:51 PM   #4 
  - That's alright, darling.  short bus president   Dec-17-04 06:57 PM   #10 
     - Perhaps you could stalk me via snail mail.  FuzzySlippers   Dec-17-04 07:27 PM   #40 
        - OK, OK...  short bus president   Dec-17-04 07:33 PM   #43 
  - *blush*  frictionlessO   Dec-17-04 06:52 PM   #5 
  - Oh, you KNOW yer in for a stalking!  short bus president   Dec-17-04 06:58 PM   #11 
     - thats no way to treat a lady but it works for me ya big stud!  frictionlessO   Dec-17-04 07:00 PM   #13 
        - on the road, in the car  short bus president   Dec-17-04 07:17 PM   #35 
           - WHOA - stop the presses!!!! You had Cabo Wabo, my  JimmyJazz   Dec-17-04 07:21 PM   #38 
           - I dunno - haven't seen him tonight.  short bus president   Dec-17-04 07:37 PM   #46 
           - Oh that was masterfully done!! Im sure that Sammy will forgive you!  frictionlessO   Dec-17-04 07:26 PM   #39 
           - God will punish you for drinking that crap  warrens   Dec-17-04 07:56 PM   #62 
  - I am alerting for an "attempted" call out.  MrsGrumpy   Dec-17-04 06:54 PM   #8 
  - I will *faux* send her a warning, then.  Cuban_Liberal   Dec-17-04 06:59 PM   #12 
  - Heh. It's amazing what some people think they can get away with.  MrsGrumpy   Dec-17-04 07:04 PM   #20 
     - They're sooooo brazen.  Cuban_Liberal   Dec-17-04 07:04 PM   #21 
  - Hey there, Miz G...  short bus president   Dec-17-04 07:01 PM   #15 
     - Moonday...Hee. They are at the ready. They bring luck even, I think.  MrsGrumpy   Dec-17-04 07:05 PM   #22 
  - Just general stalking or Bunny in the boiling hot water stalking?  chimpsrsmarter   Dec-17-04 07:00 PM   #14 
  - your avatar is exciting me Ms. Smarter, is it newish or have I been  frictionlessO   Dec-17-04 07:03 PM   #18 
  - since the election-i know the text is a tad hard to see  chimpsrsmarter   Dec-17-04 07:05 PM   #24 
     - I can read it fine and they taste yummy!! just like pork...!  frictionlessO   Dec-17-04 07:20 PM   #37 
  - I don't have a bunny. Except for the wild ones outside.  short bus president   Dec-17-04 07:06 PM   #25 
     - no birds i'm afraid but i do have a lovely guinea pig  chimpsrsmarter   Dec-17-04 07:08 PM   #28 
        - Sorry - I can't roast fuzzy critters.  short bus president   Dec-17-04 07:15 PM   #34 
           - Oh, my daughter wants a ferret so bad! Are they easy to care for?  chimpsrsmarter   Dec-17-04 07:19 PM   #36 
              - Clean the litter box a time or two each week, and they're very simple.  short bus president   Dec-17-04 07:29 PM   #41 
  - Where the hell have YOU been  miss_kitty   Dec-17-04 07:02 PM   #17 
  - He told me he was Christmas shopping...  MrsGrumpy   Dec-17-04 07:07 PM   #26 
  - Where???  short bus president   Dec-17-04 07:09 PM   #29 
     - Gotta love Google!  MrsGrumpy   Dec-17-04 07:14 PM   #33 
  - I've been outta town for a few.  short bus president   Dec-17-04 07:08 PM   #27 
  - Of course I missed you  miss_kitty   Dec-17-04 07:41 PM   #48 
     - Maybe you've got it all wrong, Miss Kitty!  short bus president   Dec-17-04 07:48 PM   #56 
        - Ben was puzzled  miss_kitty   Dec-17-04 07:51 PM   #58 
           - A guy's gotta have his priorities straight.  short bus president   Dec-17-04 08:02 PM   #64 
              - He's neutered  miss_kitty   Dec-17-04 08:06 PM   #68 
                 - Did his owner opt for the  short bus president   Dec-17-04 08:08 PM   #69 
                    - What are neuticals made of?  FuzzySlippers   Dec-17-04 08:19 PM   #74 
                    - Vegi-balls, wasn't it?  short bus president   Dec-17-04 08:31 PM   #77 
                    - No. It's damned obvious than he's  miss_kitty   Dec-17-04 08:20 PM   #76 
  - Hi Miss Kitty!  FuzzySlippers   Dec-17-04 07:09 PM   #30 
  - She's extra special fine  miss_kitty   Dec-17-04 07:43 PM   #50 
  - Hey chick pea! How the hell are you?  JimmyJazz   Dec-17-04 07:13 PM   #31 
     - Where did Miss Kitty go to now?  FuzzySlippers   Dec-17-04 07:42 PM   #49 
     - I dunno.  JimmyJazz   Dec-17-04 07:43 PM   #51 
     - Miss Stella  miss_kitty   Dec-17-04 07:44 PM   #53 
  - Present and accounted for, SIR!  GOPisEvil   Dec-17-04 07:31 PM   #42 
  - LOL - where's your donkey? You know he isn't gonna stalk  JimmyJazz   Dec-17-04 07:36 PM   #44 
  - 'bout TIME you showed up!  short bus president   Dec-17-04 07:36 PM   #45 
     - I was buyin' groceries dammit!  GOPisEvil   Dec-17-04 07:38 PM   #47 
        - Have you made the lasagne already?  FuzzySlippers   Dec-17-04 07:44 PM   #52 
           - I changed my mind and decided on the ziti tomorrow.  GOPisEvil   Dec-17-04 07:45 PM   #54 
              - You're such a cromulent little hausfrau!  short bus president   Dec-17-04 07:51 PM   #57 
              - How about baked ziti and a nice chianti?  GOPisEvil   Dec-17-04 07:53 PM   #60 
                 - None of yer screw-top "chianti!"  short bus president   Dec-17-04 08:03 PM   #65 
                    - Screw top?  GOPisEvil   Dec-17-04 08:04 PM   #67 
              - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ziti.  miss_kitty   Dec-17-04 07:52 PM   #59 
                 - If he could, what would they be called?  JimmyJazz   Dec-17-04 07:56 PM   #61 
                 - Uhhhhhh...vegeballs?  GOPisEvil   Dec-17-04 07:57 PM   #63 
                    - garden burger balls.  short bus president   Dec-17-04 08:04 PM   #66 
                       - Mmmmmmmmmm.....tofu balls....  GOPisEvil   Dec-17-04 08:09 PM   #71 
                          - You laugh, but  short bus president   Dec-17-04 08:17 PM   #73 
                             - Ever had the Buffalo wing-style Morningstar Farm Chicken Nuggets?  GOPisEvil   Dec-17-04 08:19 PM   #75 
                                - Nope.  short bus president   Dec-17-04 08:33 PM   #78 
  - Ok, go ahead and stalk my ass  Amaya   Dec-17-04 08:09 PM   #70 
  - You must be goin' somewhere tropical  short bus president   Dec-17-04 08:15 PM   #72 
     - Nope I'm going to France!  Amaya   Dec-17-04 08:51 PM   #79 
        - Oui, oui!  short bus president   Dec-17-04 09:02 PM   #82 
           - did you know  miss_kitty   Dec-17-04 09:07 PM   #83 
              - Jeebus!  short bus president   Dec-17-04 09:11 PM   #87 
  - Stalk me...  Longgrain   Dec-17-04 08:54 PM   #80 
  - I believe you're looking for  short bus president   Dec-17-04 09:08 PM   #84 
     - Grind me good...  Longgrain   Dec-17-04 09:10 PM   #85 
        - You should go au gratin  short bus president   Dec-17-04 09:13 PM   #89 
           - You took a cheese-grater to my heart...  Longgrain   Dec-17-04 09:45 PM   #93 
  - What is it called when the stalking is mutual?  JimmyJazz   Dec-17-04 08:58 PM   #81 
  - That's a new one by me, Miss Jimmy.  short bus president   Dec-17-04 09:11 PM   #86 
     - I don't need no stinkin' training wheels and I rarely make the  JimmyJazz   Dec-17-04 09:13 PM   #88 
        - If, by some chance, Miss Jimmy,  short bus president   Dec-17-04 09:15 PM   #90 
           - I do. wanna try me?  JimmyJazz   Dec-17-04 09:17 PM   #91 
              - Are we still talking tequila, here?  short bus president   Dec-17-04 09:37 PM   #92 
                 - No. I wasn't.  JimmyJazz   Dec-17-04 09:48 PM   #94 
                    - Do I hafta call Miss Kitty and tell her to bring her hose?  GOPisEvil   Dec-17-04 09:52 PM   #95 
                       - Ahem! At the ready, sir!  miss_kitty   Dec-17-04 09:58 PM   #96 
                          - Hehehehehehe....  GOPisEvil   Dec-17-04 09:59 PM   #97 
                             - What the fuck???  JimmyJazz   Dec-17-04 10:06 PM   #98 
                                - Hehehehehe...*snort*  GOPisEvil   Dec-17-04 10:08 PM   #99 
                                - One effin floaty heart and I get the hose? You are the one  JimmyJazz   Dec-17-04 10:13 PM   #102 
                                   - Yeah, but I'm a threadjacking asshole!  GOPisEvil   Dec-17-04 10:16 PM   #104 
                                      - I've heard that about you!  JimmyJazz   Dec-17-04 10:20 PM   #107 
                                         - And VEGEBALLS!  miss_kitty   Dec-17-04 10:22 PM   #109 
                                - We were joking too!  miss_kitty   Dec-17-04 10:10 PM   #100 
                                   - bite me  JimmyJazz   Dec-17-04 10:14 PM   #103 
                                      - is there something you need to know?  miss_kitty   Dec-17-04 10:16 PM   #105 
                                         - No - I had THAT class in High School, but thanks for asking  JimmyJazz   Dec-17-04 10:19 PM   #106 
                                            - you know  miss_kitty   Dec-17-04 10:21 PM   #108 
                                               - No - you do that cause you lurve torturing me!  JimmyJazz   Dec-17-04 10:27 PM   #114 
                                                  - no. really.  miss_kitty   Dec-17-04 10:31 PM   #117 
                                                     - He is kinda saxy, no?  JimmyJazz   Dec-17-04 10:33 PM   #118 
                                                     - yes  miss_kitty   Dec-17-04 10:35 PM   #119 
  - I miss VelmaD. Can you stalk me instead, short bus?  Aristus   Dec-17-04 10:12 PM   #101 
     - ack - I think you are a few yuenlings too late for your stalking!  JimmyJazz   Dec-17-04 10:22 PM   #110 
     - I could stalk you-I think we live close to each other  miss_kitty   Dec-17-04 10:24 PM   #111 
        - Well, except for the fact that my wife is Mme. Tigre!  Aristus   Dec-17-04 10:26 PM   #112 
        - and your point is????  JimmyJazz   Dec-17-04 10:29 PM   #115 
        - Well that would make it exciting for ALL!  miss_kitty   Dec-17-04 10:29 PM   #116 
        - and a little scarier, too.  JimmyJazz   Dec-17-04 10:26 PM   #113 
           - this whole thread has gotten scary, wheres the bus??  frictionlessO   Dec-17-04 10:39 PM   #120 
              - yes, he went to bed. You missed him by about ten minutes.  JimmyJazz   Dec-17-04 10:43 PM   #121 
                 - Damn! I imagine youre getting ready for bed as well??  frictionlessO   Dec-17-04 10:50 PM   #122 
                    - I'm sorry, but I have about 2 sips of wine left and then it is my turn  JimmyJazz   Dec-17-04 11:04 PM   #123 
 

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