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| 46. Festivus! A holiday for the rest of us! n/t |
| -The Mother Of All..... Seinfeld Quote Threads! |
Cadence |
Dec-10-04 12:35 AM |
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Serenity now! (nt) |
jpgray |
Dec-10-04 12:35 AM |
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Mulva? |
Spiffarino |
Dec-10-04 12:36 AM |
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KAVORKA!!!! |
BigMcLargehuge |
Dec-10-04 12:36 AM |
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I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st... |
thoughtanarchist |
Dec-10-04 12:36 AM |
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Get OUT! |
mark414 |
Dec-10-04 12:37 AM |
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"Suzie didn't commit suicide, she was murdered.... |
rockymountaindem |
Dec-10-04 12:37 AM |
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...and I broke his thumbs too... |
thoughtanarchist |
Dec-10-04 12:38 AM |
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Oh, and lest we forget... |
rockymountaindem |
Dec-10-04 12:40 AM |
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Please Jerry, don't put the sign back up! |
njdemocrat106 |
Dec-10-04 07:01 PM |
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It's Suzy! Not Sooz! My name is Suzy! |
njdemocrat106 |
Dec-10-04 07:27 PM |
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Pudding top singles! |
BigMcLargehuge |
Dec-10-04 12:39 AM |
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No soup for you! Come back, One year! |
Cadence |
Dec-10-04 12:39 AM |
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"No, I mentioned the bisque." |
abernste |
Dec-10-04 12:39 AM |
#10 |
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this one might always be my favorite: |
Kire |
Dec-10-04 12:40 AM |
#11 |
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I hated that line because... |
vpigrad |
Dec-10-04 12:49 AM |
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Vandelay Industries |
thoughtanarchist |
Dec-10-04 12:40 AM |
#13 |
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I am the Master of My Domain! |
ZombyWoof |
Dec-10-04 12:41 AM |
#14 |
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lord of the manor? |
MisterP |
Dec-10-04 11:13 AM |
#108 |
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George likes his chicken spicy. |
Cadence |
Dec-10-04 12:41 AM |
#15 |
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Oh, I'm WAY beyond stressed! |
thoughtanarchist |
Dec-10-04 12:41 AM |
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I was in the pool! |
mark414 |
Dec-10-04 12:41 AM |
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I don't see how you guys walk around with those things. |
Cadence |
Dec-10-04 01:13 AM |
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Have a Tic-Tac! |
ZombyWoof |
Dec-10-04 12:42 AM |
#18 |
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OMG |
Skittles |
Dec-10-04 09:59 AM |
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"Oh yeah, well the jerk store called... they're running out of you." |
rockymountaindem |
Dec-10-04 12:43 AM |
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OK! I can't take it anymore! What did you put in my toilet?!? |
thoughtanarchist |
Dec-10-04 12:45 AM |
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I'll bring the sandwiches! |
BigMcLargehuge |
Dec-10-04 12:45 AM |
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"I'm out!" |
ironflange |
Dec-10-04 12:48 AM |
#22 |
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But are you still master of your domain? |
Cadence |
Dec-10-04 01:10 AM |
#38 |
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Stop! Thief! |
thoughtanarchist |
Dec-10-04 12:48 AM |
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You're killing independent George! |
Cadence |
Dec-10-04 12:48 AM |
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Are you talking to me? Or are you talking to him? |
mark414 |
Dec-10-04 12:51 AM |
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can't believe no one said this one yet! |
mark414 |
Dec-10-04 12:52 AM |
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"Outlandish, Unconscionable, Outrageous!" - - Jackie Childs |
thoughtanarchist |
Dec-10-04 12:52 AM |
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But I don't wanna be a pirate! |
Cadence |
Dec-10-04 12:58 AM |
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Not that there's anything wrong with it |
donheld |
Dec-10-04 12:56 AM |
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This is beyond B.O.....this is is B.B.O.! |
Cadence |
Dec-10-04 01:02 AM |
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Okay, Juice Me! n/t LOL |
Patsy Stone |
Dec-10-04 07:47 AM |
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Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! |
thoughtanarchist |
Dec-10-04 01:03 AM |
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I have another session with Iggy Mendelbaum tomorrow... |
BigMcLargehuge |
Dec-10-04 01:10 AM |
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You think you're better than me? (n/t) |
no name no slogan |
Dec-10-04 05:46 PM |
#130 |
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Festivus Yes! Bagels No! |
PittPoliSci |
Dec-10-04 01:04 AM |
#33 |
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"Yada Cubed" nt |
UpsideDownFlag |
Dec-10-04 01:04 AM |
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oh. so you want this, that AND the other? |
thoughtanarchist |
Dec-10-04 01:07 AM |
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"You emit a foul and unpleasant odor" |
darkism |
Dec-10-04 01:07 AM |
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I don't have a square to spare. |
Cadence |
Dec-10-04 01:09 AM |
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"I punched Mickey Mantle in the mouth." |
Bryan |
Dec-10-04 01:16 AM |
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"How'd your date go?" |
thoughtanarchist |
Dec-10-04 01:17 AM |
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My hubby and I quote that one all the time |
Mad_Dem_X |
Dec-10-04 08:11 AM |
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Got any other friends you wanna set me up with? |
Skittles |
Dec-10-04 10:00 AM |
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LOL. I love that. That's hilarious. |
Cadence |
Dec-10-04 11:41 AM |
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You double dipped the chip! |
Cadence |
Dec-10-04 01:28 AM |
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It's like discovering plutonium by accident! |
Neo |
Dec-10-04 01:54 AM |
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A George divided against itself cannot stand! n/t |
IHeart1993 |
Dec-10-04 05:32 PM |
#128 |
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If only you could put your mind to something worthwhile.' |
Sporadicus |
Dec-10-04 05:57 AM |
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Festivus! A holiday for the rest of us! n/t |
Midlodemocrat |
Dec-10-04 06:00 AM |
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That's not BO! |
Dzimbowicz |
Dec-10-04 07:08 AM |
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You're not out there |
DelawareValleyDem |
Dec-10-04 07:18 AM |
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The sea was angry that day, my friend |
moggie |
Dec-10-04 07:24 AM |
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Maybe the funniest episode ever... n/t |
Patsy Stone |
Dec-10-04 07:35 AM |
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dbl sorry n/t |
Patsy Stone |
Dec-10-04 07:38 AM |
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Absolutely...Gets my vote. |
indigobusiness |
Dec-10-04 05:15 PM |
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"I'm out there, Jerry |
Mad_Dem_X |
Dec-10-04 08:13 AM |
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Is it a Titleist? n/t |
Patsy Stone |
Dec-10-04 09:52 AM |
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"She had man-hands!" |
SemiCharmedQuark |
Dec-10-04 07:25 AM |
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I choose not to run! |
Neo |
Dec-10-04 07:32 AM |
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"Moops!" |
Catchawave |
Dec-10-04 07:34 AM |
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LOL! |
Patsy Stone |
Dec-10-04 07:40 AM |
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Poppy PEEEED!!! |
Patsy Stone |
Dec-10-04 07:41 AM |
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He took. It. OUT. |
Her Blondness |
Dec-10-04 07:53 AM |
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IT moved! |
regularguy |
Dec-10-04 08:01 AM |
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Sponge-worthy. |
regularguy |
Dec-10-04 08:01 AM |
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They're real and they're spectacular! |
JimmyJazz |
Dec-10-04 08:03 AM |
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Can you SPARE a SQUARE?????? |
radwriter0555 |
Dec-10-04 08:07 AM |
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DEL BOCA VISTA BABY!!!!!! |
andino |
Dec-10-04 08:17 AM |
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Are you telling me |
Patsy Stone |
Dec-10-04 04:11 PM |
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It shrinks? eom |
No Surrender |
Dec-10-04 08:19 AM |
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"You're Schmoopie" "No, YOU'RE Schmoopie!!" |
CO Liberal |
Dec-10-04 08:22 AM |
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Hubby and I |
Patsy Stone |
Dec-10-04 09:53 AM |
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Not a quote, but |
Mad_Dem_X |
Dec-10-04 08:23 AM |
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Sausage scene |
njdemocrat106 |
Dec-10-04 06:58 PM |
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"Yama hama, it's fright night!" |
rockymountaindem |
Dec-10-04 08:56 AM |
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"A George divided against itself CANNOT STAND!" |
Arkana |
Dec-10-04 10:01 AM |
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Giddy Up |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 10:02 AM |
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Wood Jerry... Wood |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 10:03 AM |
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Look away, I'm hidious |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 10:03 AM |
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Huh ho, George is gett'n angry |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 10:04 AM |
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Oh yeah, Well I had sex with your wife |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 10:05 AM |
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Oh, it's got cachet, baby! It's got cachet up the ying yang! |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 10:08 AM |
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Who Who doesn't vear da ribbon |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 10:12 AM |
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He's a mimbo, He's a male bimbo |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 10:13 AM |
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...you were treating your body like it was an amusement park |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 10:15 AM |
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Seinfeld's Van! Seinfeld's Van! |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 10:26 AM |
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So, as I see it, he's not the doofus. You are the doofus |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 10:27 AM |
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Who told you to put the cheese on? I didn't tell you to put the cheese on |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 10:29 AM |
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You want to get crazy... Let's get nuts! |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 10:30 AM |
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Believe it or not George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 10:32 AM |
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Nice place you got here, Kramer. A guy could really get some thinking done |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 10:33 AM |
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It's the urban sombrero |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 10:35 AM |
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You're an errand girl send by grocers to collect a bill |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 10:36 AM |
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You've got a little problem...Oh, I've got a big problem, Jerry |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 10:37 AM |
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The sea was Angry that day my friends |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 10:43 AM |
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Looks like we got ourselves a good old fashioned cat fight |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 10:45 AM |
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You think you're better than me, I'll lift that T.V. right up over my head |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 10:46 AM |
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Mandlebaum, Mandlebaum, Mandlebaum |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 10:47 AM |
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I actually |
Patsy Stone |
Dec-11-04 02:49 AM |
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Yes one of the funniest lines in the show |
donheld |
Dec-11-04 03:10 AM |
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Regarding Tony the Mimbo: |
njdemocrat106 |
Dec-10-04 07:07 PM |
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"VANDELAY INDUSTRIES!!!!! VANDELAY INDUSTRIES!!!" |
Beware the Beast Man |
Dec-10-04 10:03 AM |
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It was on TOP of the trash! |
redqueen |
Dec-10-04 10:11 AM |
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We LIVE in a SOCIETY!!!!!! |
regularguy |
Dec-10-04 10:11 AM |
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I was percolating, Jerry! |
Boswells_Johnson |
Dec-10-04 10:16 AM |
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"these pretzels are making me thirsty!" |
toddzilla |
Dec-10-04 10:17 AM |
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Sweet fancy Moses! |
redqueen |
Dec-10-04 10:17 AM |
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"Well Poppy's a little sloppy" n/t |
slestak |
Dec-10-04 10:26 AM |
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"Want some kasha?" |
BurtWorm |
Dec-10-04 10:35 AM |
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He makes this stuff called Kasha. It stinks up the whole place. |
njdemocrat106 |
Dec-10-04 07:08 PM |
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"You're an anti-dentite!" |
flamingyouth |
Dec-10-04 10:37 AM |
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You're a raaaaaabid anti-dentite! |
njdemocrat106 |
Dec-10-04 07:15 PM |
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Cartwright? |
Aiptasia |
Dec-10-04 10:37 AM |
#101 |
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"What's so great..." |
electricmonk |
Dec-10-04 11:10 AM |
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HellllllLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
MisterP |
Dec-10-04 11:19 AM |
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"Art Vandelay? This is my boyfriend?" |
abernste |
Dec-10-04 11:43 AM |
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"Her mother is a mudder." |
VTdem |
Dec-10-04 11:47 AM |
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Serenity Now! |
KurtNYC |
Dec-10-04 11:49 AM |
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So you feel in this day and age |
Cadence |
Dec-10-04 11:50 AM |
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Poppy peed on my sofa! |
212demop |
Dec-10-04 11:50 AM |
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not that there's anything wrong with it. n/t |
212demop |
Dec-10-04 11:51 AM |
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You think the homeless like eating the stumps!?! |
L.A.dweller |
Dec-10-04 11:52 AM |
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A coffee table book about coffee tables. |
Cadence |
Dec-10-04 11:52 AM |
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definetly |
Mass_Liberal |
Dec-10-04 04:17 PM |
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"Who told you to put the balm on?" |
name not needed |
Dec-10-04 04:21 PM |
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Oh yes, they're real... |
Radical Activist |
Dec-10-04 04:39 PM |
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"It's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine" |
AngryAmish |
Dec-10-04 04:39 PM |
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"You're Batman!" |
HCeline69 |
Dec-10-04 04:57 PM |
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My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. |
Cadence |
Dec-10-04 05:07 PM |
#125 |
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Why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round. The glass is round. |
Zenlitened |
Dec-10-04 05:18 PM |
#127 |
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Damn mohel, he circumsized my finger! |
FredScuttle |
Dec-10-04 05:42 PM |
#129 |
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It wasn't a pick, it was a scratch! There was no pick! |
420inTN |
Dec-10-04 05:58 PM |
#131 |
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and even if it was... |
Patsy Stone |
Dec-11-04 02:50 AM |
#159 |
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You're giving me the 'It's not you.... |
Cadence |
Dec-10-04 06:21 PM |
#132 |
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"It's the wood that makes it good" |
slutticus |
Dec-10-04 06:46 PM |
#133 |
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It was a perfect eclaire, sitting right on top |
baldguy |
Dec-10-04 07:04 PM |
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Elaine: Ooh, I got Denim Vest checking me out! |
njdemocrat106 |
Dec-10-04 07:04 PM |
#137 |
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I'm so keeno, on Beefareeno! |
njdemocrat106 |
Dec-10-04 07:17 PM |
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Hot tub episode |
njdemocrat106 |
Dec-10-04 07:22 PM |
#142 |
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Ahhhhhhhaaaaa, this is a GREAT thread |
koneko |
Dec-10-04 07:25 PM |
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"Vegetable Lasagna." |
abernste |
Dec-10-04 08:33 PM |
#145 |
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"It's like a sauna in here" |
Minimus |
Dec-10-04 08:52 PM |
#146 |
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Sex to S A V E the friendship |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 08:58 PM |
#147 |
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Give me a schtickle of flouride |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 09:03 PM |
#149 |
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I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 09:06 PM |
#150 |
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That van's a-rockin - Don't go a-knockin |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 09:07 PM |
#152 |
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Oh yeah? I'll tell you what's stupid. You. Stupid. |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 09:10 PM |
#153 |
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The pig says, my wife is a slut - Now that's funny! |
meisje |
Dec-10-04 09:12 PM |
#154 |
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"You-you're a john" |
ok_cpu |
Dec-10-04 09:02 PM |
#148 |
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If I'm out on the street and it starts to go down, |
ok_cpu |
Dec-10-04 09:07 PM |
#151 |
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Down, and to the left... Down, and to the left... |
gmoney |
Dec-10-04 09:12 PM |
#155 |
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Yankee beans, Yankee beans. I like my Yankee beeeeans. |
Cadence |
Dec-10-04 09:19 PM |
#156 |
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schnaaaaaaaaps me! |
bettyellen |
Dec-10-04 09:41 PM |
#157 |
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