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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-20-03 09:35 PM
Response to Reply #17
18. Hell, I'm going totally crazy from not having
any sex for WAAAAYYYYY too freakin long, and you want me to help another couple get it on so I can be even more frustrated and terribly jealous all night? Uh-uh, pal, they're gonna have to find another volunteer. Besides, it's been so long for me that I think I'd be too rusty to be of any help, lol!

Now, if TXlib wants me to dress up in Victoria's Secret lingerie and spank him, and help him "retract his telescope", I might consider that, if KCDem gives her permission. Of course, she could join in if she wanted!
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  -I walked in on my husband waxing his telescope. Ask me anything! KCDem  Sep-20-03 07:58 PM   #0 
  - Is it true that...  FauxNewsBlues   Sep-20-03 07:59 PM   #1 
  - um, he was using "White Lightning"  KCDem   Sep-20-03 08:01 PM   #5 
  - Sounds like he's...  Dookus   Sep-20-03 07:59 PM   #2 
  - when he's drunk he does.  KCDem   Sep-20-03 08:02 PM   #6 
  - Huh?  _NorCal_D_   Sep-20-03 08:00 PM   #3 
  - huh huh, you said "innuendo"  KCDem   Sep-20-03 08:02 PM   #7 
  - Okay, I'll be brave...  Brucey   Sep-20-03 08:00 PM   #4 
  - well, he does have a telescope.  KCDem   Sep-20-03 08:03 PM   #8 
  - Were there  SOteric   Sep-20-03 08:04 PM   #9 
  - why, are you volunteering?  KCDem   Sep-20-03 08:05 PM   #10 
     - I hazard a guess that  SOteric   Sep-20-03 08:17 PM   #11 
        - Is that KCDem as in Kansas City???  Norton   Sep-20-03 08:20 PM   #13 
        - How 'bout...  TXlib   Sep-20-03 08:22 PM   #15 
  - Well, I was lubricating my telescope  TXlib   Sep-20-03 08:17 PM   #12 
  - Is that TXLib as in Texas???  Norton   Sep-20-03 08:22 PM   #14 
     - Yes  TXlib   Sep-20-03 08:23 PM   #16 
        - Okay, I just figured it out everyone!!!  Norton   Sep-20-03 08:28 PM   #17 
           - Hell, I'm going totally crazy from not having  liberalhistorian   Sep-20-03 09:35 PM   #18 
  - Was it fully extended or retracted?  BurtWorm   Sep-20-03 09:38 PM   #19 
  - Every time I try that, she slaps me silly.  TXlib   Sep-20-03 10:19 PM   #20 
     - Is that why you're waxing your telescope?  BurtWorm   Sep-20-03 10:56 PM   #22 
  - waxing  jerryster   Sep-20-03 10:45 PM   #21 
     - I was applying White Lightning lube  TXlib   Sep-20-03 10:57 PM   #23 

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