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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 10:57 AM
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The Creation of West Virginia
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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing

for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found Him, resting on

the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have You been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed

downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made!"

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm

going to call it Earth, and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For

example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and

wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over

there will be a hot spot. And over there I've placed a continent of

white people, while over here is a continent of black people."

God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one

will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and

covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a

large landmass and said, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's West Virginia, the most glorious place

on earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling

The people from West Virginia are going to be modest, intelligent and

humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will

extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be

known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,

"What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm

putting around them in Ohio, Pennsylvania, Kentucky ,Virginia &


That's the Gospel!!!!!!!!!

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  -The Creation of West Virginia Hubert Flottz  Sep-18-03 10:57 AM   #0 
  - Amen to that!  dwickham   Sep-18-03 11:00 AM   #1 
  - Found that in my email!  Hubert Flottz   Sep-18-03 11:03 AM   #2 
  - Why is it so difficult to solve crimes in West Virginia?  radwriter0555   Sep-18-03 04:47 PM   #29 
     - Excuse Me!  corarose   Sep-18-03 04:55 PM   #30 
     - We don't have much crime here except those stealing Repubs!  Hubert Flottz   Sep-18-03 05:51 PM   #34 
  - Hey, lay off of PA!  JVS   Sep-18-03 11:06 AM   #3 
  - Agreed!  FDRrocks   Sep-18-03 11:09 AM   #5 
  - Groan  Girlfriday   Sep-18-03 11:07 AM   #4 
  - We privatized our liquor stores awhile back!  Hubert Flottz   Sep-18-03 11:11 AM   #7 
     - Where's here?  Girlfriday   Sep-18-03 11:16 AM   #10 
        - RE: Where?  Hubert Flottz   Sep-18-03 01:08 PM   #24 
  - I thought WV was created by cowrds you didn't want to fight a war  underpants   Sep-18-03 11:11 AM   #6 
  - That's why you got tooth brushes you only got 1 tooth!  Hubert Flottz   Sep-18-03 11:13 AM   #8 
     - HA!  underpants   Sep-18-03 11:16 AM   #9 
  - WVA has been on the top of my list of places to re-locate to  Champion_Jack   Sep-18-03 11:18 AM   #11 
  - Come on we'd love to have you!  Hubert Flottz   Sep-18-03 11:21 AM   #12 
     - Sounds good to me!  Champion_Jack   Sep-18-03 11:27 AM   #13 
        - Ellensboro is a nice little town!  Hubert Flottz   Sep-18-03 12:06 PM   #16 
           - I'm in L.A. and it's just too damn crowded here  Champion_Jack   Sep-18-03 12:51 PM   #21 
              - Newer coal fired power plants with latest scrubbers installed!  Hubert Flottz   Sep-18-03 01:06 PM   #23 
              - Thanks Hubert!  Champion_Jack   Sep-18-03 01:17 PM   #26 
              - HAHA, Parkersburg!!  McDiggy   Sep-18-03 05:32 PM   #32 
                 - I lived near Ravenswood for a few years and loved it out there!  Hubert Flottz   Sep-18-03 06:11 PM   #35 
  - West Virginians  dofus   Sep-18-03 11:33 AM   #14 
  - You read those folks right for sure!  Hubert Flottz   Sep-18-03 12:24 PM   #17 
  - I'm a believer, little brother  coalminersdaughter   Sep-18-03 12:03 PM   #15 
  - Southeastern Ohio is beautiful too!  Hubert Flottz   Sep-18-03 12:34 PM   #18 
     - WVU Class of '86  ritc2750   Sep-18-03 12:38 PM   #19 
     - I love Morgantown!  Hubert Flottz   Sep-18-03 12:40 PM   #20 
        - So did my brother!  ritc2750   Sep-19-03 07:09 AM   #42 
     - You have many friends along route 7?  Ohio Dem   Sep-19-03 09:36 AM   #45 
  - Is that why they call it "West By God Virginia"?  TioDiego   Sep-18-03 12:55 PM   #22 
  - Everywhere we roam, when we tell people we're from .............  Hubert Flottz   Sep-18-03 01:14 PM   #25 
  - I heard this version years ago  SiobhanClancy   Sep-18-03 01:18 PM   #27 
  - God probably just shipped the stuff UPS and it came to the .......  Hubert Flottz   Sep-18-03 02:54 PM   #28 
  - But was West Virginia created legally?  Yupster   Sep-18-03 05:04 PM   #31 
  - Ask Abe he OKed it in 1863!  Hubert Flottz   Sep-18-03 06:22 PM   #36 
  - A little history of the formation of  tarheel   Sep-19-03 09:29 AM   #44 
  - Born in Logan County...  94114_San_Francisco   Sep-18-03 05:50 PM   #33 
  - They are wercking the mountains in southern WV by strip mining!  Hubert Flottz   Sep-18-03 08:05 PM   #37 
  - Psst...MD borders West Virginia too!  GoddessOfGuinness   Sep-18-03 09:14 PM   #38 
  - I NEVER badmouth a Goddess!  Hubert Flottz   Sep-19-03 04:48 AM   #39 
     - I hear you got them country roads ovah deah  opihimoimoi   Sep-19-03 05:29 AM   #40 
        - We got it All!  Hubert Flottz   Sep-19-03 06:00 AM   #41 
  - Old Joke  ritc2750   Sep-19-03 07:14 AM   #43 
  - Senator Robert Byrd!  bif   Sep-19-03 09:58 AM   #46 
  - "There's only one Virginia and Richmond is it's capital!"  bezdomny   Sep-19-03 10:53 AM   #47 

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