Mick Knox
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Wed Nov-17-04 08:08 PM
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| 50. This is the sickest shit i've ever read |
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All 3 of you should be canned. Your company has a HORRIBLE and illegal work, not to mention disgusting, work environment - and I would say getting rid of all 3 of you would do a bunch to start cleaning it up.
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| -Oh. My. God. You MUST Read this NOW!! |
Modem Butterfly |
Nov-17-04 04:59 PM |
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Incredible. |
Tandalayo_Scheisskopf |
Nov-17-04 05:01 PM |
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WWWAAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHAAA!!!!!!!!!!! |
methinks2 |
Nov-17-04 05:02 PM |
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Oh, jeeze |
wryter2000 |
Nov-17-04 05:03 PM |
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Thank you so much for this! |
koleszar |
Nov-17-04 05:03 PM |
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"Penis particles"???? LMFAO!!! |
BlueEyedSon |
Nov-17-04 05:04 PM |
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It's kind of like the old story of the lady who was walking her dog |
Aristus |
Nov-17-04 05:04 PM |
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Just a hint. |
laheina |
Nov-17-04 05:04 PM |
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I cannot approve of this type of activity. |
GOPisEvil |
Nov-17-04 05:04 PM |
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Ahhh You don't work in radio do you??? |
Alleycat |
Nov-17-04 05:04 PM |
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No, totally different industry |
Modem Butterfly |
Nov-17-04 05:06 PM |
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All kidding aside I think I would remind him that the cleaning people |
Carni |
Nov-17-04 05:33 PM |
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I've never seen the cleaners clean the phone handsets |
Modem Butterfly |
Nov-17-04 07:30 PM |
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When I worked in an office building |
Carni |
Nov-18-04 08:21 AM |
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takes the term "spitting in the soup" to a whole new level |
yellowdogintexas |
Nov-17-04 05:05 PM |
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That's Fucked Up |
Jack_Dawson |
Nov-17-04 05:08 PM |
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I'm With You........ |
queerart |
Nov-18-04 08:32 AM |
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Agreed |
GOPNotForMe |
Nov-18-04 10:29 AM |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
redsoxliberal |
Nov-17-04 05:08 PM |
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Oh. I'm absolutely breathless with laughter. |
crispini |
Nov-17-04 05:09 PM |
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well |
Ima |
Nov-17-04 05:16 PM |
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Thanks for the belly laugh. This is priceless. |
LiberalAndProud |
Nov-17-04 05:10 PM |
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Ever wonder what he does to YOUR stuff? |
OldLeftieLawyer |
Nov-17-04 05:13 PM |
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I've heard of phone sex but |
Stew225 |
Nov-17-04 05:13 PM |
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No way. |
missb |
Nov-17-04 05:14 PM |
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ROFLMAO. |
Soopercali |
Nov-17-04 05:14 PM |
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tears |
jukes |
Nov-17-04 05:18 PM |
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The o/c is an excellent point. He may be protected under ADA. |
ohiosmith |
Nov-17-04 05:50 PM |
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Freeper's being termed tomorow morning |
Modem Butterfly |
Nov-17-04 07:03 PM |
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What? you dont know much about OCD |
xpunkisneatx |
Nov-17-04 08:16 PM |
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sorry if i offended |
jukes |
Nov-17-04 08:30 PM |
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Its ok... |
xpunkisneatx |
Nov-17-04 08:36 PM |
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It doesn't quite work that way |
Modem Butterfly |
Nov-17-04 08:36 PM |
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Well it certainly sounds like he does |
xpunkisneatx |
Nov-17-04 08:38 PM |
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We have |
Modem Butterfly |
Nov-17-04 08:42 PM |
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Nominate him for employee of the month....lol...n/t |
pdx_prog |
Nov-18-04 10:23 AM |
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gosh I thought I had heard everything |
tigereye |
Nov-18-04 11:20 AM |
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Most hilarious thing EVER! I'm almost crying from laughter!!! nt |
Revolutionary_Acts04 |
Nov-17-04 05:21 PM |
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Wasn't that a Seinfeld episode? |
tridim |
Nov-17-04 05:21 PM |
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I never watched Seinfeld when it was on |
Modem Butterfly |
Nov-17-04 07:23 PM |
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OH MY! |
Carni |
Nov-17-04 05:29 PM |
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. |
G23 |
Nov-17-04 05:37 PM |
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You know that Phone Man is going to let it be known what he did and |
ohiosmith |
Nov-17-04 05:45 PM |
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ya know, I agree with |
Flaxbee |
Nov-17-04 05:58 PM |
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Thanks Flaxbee. I've seen companies pay out big $s and otherwise |
ohiosmith |
Nov-17-04 06:04 PM |
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good point |
jukes |
Nov-17-04 06:16 PM |
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Freeper's being termed tomorrow |
Modem Butterfly |
Nov-17-04 07:20 PM |
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I don't think so |
Modem Butterfly |
Nov-17-04 07:14 PM |
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Wow. A "MUST READ" post that's actually a must read! |
Plaid Adder |
Nov-17-04 05:49 PM |
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Holy moly! |
redqueen |
Nov-17-04 05:51 PM |
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First genuine LOL today! |
MissMarple |
Nov-17-04 05:57 PM |
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Phone Man is my hero! |
Lex |
Nov-17-04 06:00 PM |
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA---KLUNK |
FizzFuzz |
Nov-17-04 06:07 PM |
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Thank you for posting that I really needed a good laugh today. |
Shoeempress |
Nov-17-04 06:10 PM |
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ROFL! |
Jack Schitt |
Nov-17-04 06:12 PM |
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A true confession... |
HEIL PRESIDENT GOD |
Nov-17-04 06:16 PM |
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this is really sick |
Kire |
Nov-17-04 07:08 PM |
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I second that... |
Guy Fawkes |
Nov-18-04 12:32 PM |
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Now this one hurts |
Modem Butterfly |
Nov-18-04 01:16 PM |
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Please don't feel bad. Some people seem unable to understand that.... |
Shakespeare |
Nov-18-04 01:26 PM |
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Now this is one story I'm telling at the Thanksgiving Day table |
bigwillq |
Nov-17-04 07:17 PM |
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An HR person with a heart as well as a |
ikojo |
Nov-17-04 07:22 PM |
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Most HR people are pretty cool |
Modem Butterfly |
Nov-17-04 07:25 PM |
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excuse me while i dont find this funny at all |
fishnfla |
Nov-17-04 07:52 PM |
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Oh lighten up Francis |
Modem Butterfly |
Nov-17-04 08:22 PM |
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Yes, I was wrong |
fishnfla |
Nov-17-04 08:40 PM |
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Thanks! |
Modem Butterfly |
Nov-17-04 09:05 PM |
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! n/t |
Impolitico |
Nov-18-04 08:56 AM |
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Update on Freeper McHomophobe and Phone Man |
Modem Butterfly |
Nov-18-04 10:17 AM |
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Let me get this straight |
fishnfla |
Nov-18-04 11:13 AM |
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Yep, that's exactly what we did |
Modem Butterfly |
Nov-18-04 12:43 PM |
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This is the sickest shit i've ever read |
zwade |
Nov-17-04 08:08 PM |
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Sorry I fail to see humour in this - sick (nt) |
GypsyRose |
Nov-17-04 08:14 PM |
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I agree |
xpunkisneatx |
Nov-17-04 08:18 PM |
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Is homophobia a disability now? n/t |
auburngrad82 |
Nov-18-04 09:49 AM |
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no... |
xpunkisneatx |
Nov-18-04 10:01 AM |
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Being a clean freak is not necessarily OCD. |
koleszar |
Nov-18-04 10:42 AM |
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Now how the HELL do you know he has OCD? |
Moonbeam_Starlight |
Nov-18-04 11:57 AM |
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Welcome to DU, but |
JimmyJazz |
Nov-17-04 08:21 PM |
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OK, hands up everyone who thought the guy really had crabs. |
pagerbear |
Nov-17-04 08:18 PM |
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Same thing I thought. Who in hell would admit having crabs to a... |
jchild |
Nov-17-04 08:20 PM |
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We're not near strangers |
Modem Butterfly |
Nov-17-04 08:24 PM |
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Doesnt matter |
zwade |
Nov-17-04 08:24 PM |
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I don't know where you've worked, but this was a new one on me |
Modem Butterfly |
Nov-17-04 08:27 PM |
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Well the way I see it |
zwade |
Nov-17-04 08:32 PM |
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I think you need to re-read the original post |
Modem Butterfly |
Nov-17-04 08:37 PM |
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I'm sorry - I can't stop laughing! |
progmom |
Nov-17-04 09:37 PM |
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As a fellow HR person |
Kber |
Nov-18-04 09:12 AM |
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Whats that word? |
fishnfla |
Nov-17-04 08:51 PM |
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You're kidding. |
Pithlet |
Nov-17-04 08:26 PM |
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Wow, that made my day - thanks for posting this. |
Mr_Spock |
Nov-17-04 08:26 PM |
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I'd Have Laughed Uproariously, and Then I Would Order Him |
Lady Sonelle |
Nov-17-04 08:35 PM |
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It was wrong |
Arkana |
Nov-17-04 08:45 PM |
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See how it all comes back to you |
Baja Margie |
Nov-17-04 09:06 PM |
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YAAAAAAAA!!!! |
Groggy |
Nov-17-04 09:26 PM |
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it could have been worse |
WoodrowFan |
Nov-18-04 08:26 AM |
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Omg lmao!! |
BamaGirl |
Nov-18-04 09:06 AM |
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Oh. My. God. I did that to a FReeper in 2001 |
DS1 |
Nov-18-04 09:13 AM |
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One of the funniest stories ever told on DU |
GloriaSmith |
Nov-18-04 09:45 AM |
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I'm getting a hands-free set at lunch! Can't take any chances n/t |
auburngrad82 |
Nov-18-04 09:55 AM |
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Um .... |
hippiechick |
Nov-18-04 09:56 AM |
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Too true HC. Without excusing McFreeper's offensive and disruptive |
ohiosmith |
Nov-18-04 10:15 AM |
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I disagree |
Modem Butterfly |
Nov-18-04 10:26 AM |
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It's good that he has been warned. Top performers sometimes |
ohiosmith |
Nov-18-04 10:40 AM |
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He liked to make a very big show of cleaning his area of "Faggot Germs" |
Modem Butterfly |
Nov-18-04 11:13 AM |
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Considering the examples of employees you describe, your firm |
ohiosmith |
Nov-18-04 11:24 AM |
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you know whats interesting? |
fishnfla |
Nov-18-04 11:33 AM |
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Here too. Phone guy is a sick shit bag. Top performer or not he |
ohiosmith |
Nov-18-04 11:36 AM |
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Yeah. He should be fired, too. |
Pithlet |
Nov-18-04 12:21 PM |
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We have a progressive discipline policy |
Modem Butterfly |
Nov-18-04 12:34 PM |
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I really appreciate your concern. |
Modem Butterfly |
Nov-18-04 12:33 PM |
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That is really gross and uncalled-for. |
janesez |
Nov-18-04 10:15 AM |
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I am so on your side J. I am very disturbed that so many folks |
ohiosmith |
Nov-18-04 10:19 AM |
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OMG that killed me |
Moonbeam_Starlight |
Nov-18-04 11:52 AM |
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Thank god you weren't eating pretzels! |
Shakespeare |
Nov-18-04 12:57 PM |
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I have tears in my eyes from laughing at that one. |
GumboYaYa |
Nov-18-04 11:58 AM |
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Heheheheheheh! |
Downtown Hound |
Nov-18-04 11:58 AM |
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"Um... I have crabs" |
KansDem |
Nov-18-04 12:27 PM |
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LMAO! |
rbnyc |
Nov-18-04 12:29 PM |
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Great story. |
Dora |
Nov-18-04 01:04 PM |
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Will you let him take his phone with him. |
dkofos |
Nov-18-04 01:25 PM |
#119 |
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