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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 11:38 AM
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The Texas Handshake of all CAPTIONS!!!
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Edited on Tue Sep-16-03 11:39 AM by skip fox

W. is "thinking": "Hot damn! The man knows how to shake a hand! Wow. I can feel my fingers turning blue. This Russian shakes hands like a damned Texan! Hell, . . . it stands to figure, though. Russia is almost the size of Texas and its history is almost as long as well. Only they ain't got no Alamo . . . don't have any idea about the bitter pill of defeat . . . . Anyway, this guy sure can shake a hand!"
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  -The Texas Handshake of all CAPTIONS!!! skip fox  Sep-16-03 11:38 AM   #0 
  - Oh, Lord! There are those beautiful blue windows to the soul  BurtWorm   Sep-16-03 11:40 AM   #1 
  - Jinx! Yours is better, BurtWorm - but you still owe me a coke.  Richardo   Sep-16-03 11:44 AM   #5 
     - We're not the only ones who do "Jinx"?!  BurtWorm   Sep-16-03 11:54 AM   #9 
  - "C'mon, Vlad, just let me look into your soul one more time - please?  Richardo   Sep-16-03 11:40 AM   #2 
  - If there was a vote in between the two, I wonder which one of the two  lcordero   Sep-16-03 11:40 AM   #3 
  - Bush is thinking  TEXASYANKEE   Sep-16-03 11:42 AM   #4 
  - Putin:"Oh is this guy going to be easy to play"  underpants   Sep-16-03 11:44 AM   #6 
  - Putin: "WHY Did I Pull His Finger?"  CO Liberal   Sep-16-03 11:45 AM   #7 
  - Jeeezuz George - Tic Tac?  zekeson   Sep-16-03 11:52 AM   #8 
  - Putin's inner monologue: "Don't look into his eyes, .......  XNASA   Sep-16-03 11:54 AM   #10 
  - Vlad: ... if numbnuts spits on me one more time ... I'm breaking it ...  cosmicdot   Sep-16-03 12:00 PM   #11 
  - Putin:"And when will I get the secret ring and words of power, George?"  bobthedrummer   Sep-16-03 12:37 PM   #12 
  - "Ok Pootie let's talk about what me and Paw talk about when we  Hubert Flottz   Sep-16-03 01:51 PM   #13 
  - "humph,  maxanne   Sep-16-03 02:19 PM   #14 
  - W. is "reckonin'":  Fenris   Sep-16-03 02:30 PM   #15 
  - Putin and Put-on!  Hubert Flottz   Sep-16-03 04:50 PM   #16 

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