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Princess Turandot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-12-04 11:46 PM
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31. Way back in 1991..
on a job I had quit however, I went around early one morning changing the start-up sound on several partners computers to a snippet from an opera that was quite loud to begin with, and turned up the volume. I think I almost killed one of them. (The place had just started using desktop computers, with little training, and the office doors usually were not locked once I got into our work area.)
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  - photo-copy your butt?  Big Kahuna   Oct-12-04 12:08 PM   #1 
  - A classic, to be sure  arnheim   Oct-12-04 12:09 PM   #4 
  - LOL ok that's a good one - check  Out the Parasites   Oct-12-04 12:10 PM   #6 
  - Look for the 3-hole punch machines and  arnheim   Oct-12-04 12:08 PM   #2 
  - Have to be careful, may need a reference  Shoeempress   Oct-12-04 12:09 PM   #3 
  - Put some code in the financial software that will transfer $30,000 to you  SpikeTrees   Oct-12-04 12:09 PM   #5 
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  - They'll probably watch him like a hawk!  pagerbear   Oct-12-04 12:11 PM   #7 
  - True...but there is not that many people left :-)  Out the Parasites   Oct-12-04 12:15 PM   #11 
  - Do absolutely nothing the entire day.  BJ   Oct-12-04 12:14 PM   #9 
  - I do that already!  pagerbear   Oct-12-04 12:17 PM   #12 
  - No good ideas  lunabush   Oct-12-04 12:15 PM   #10 
  - Definitely show up late  chenGOD   Oct-12-04 12:22 PM   #13 
  - Call in sick?  antiwarwarrior   Oct-12-04 12:23 PM   #14 
  - Remove all the "W" keys, I hear that's standard protocol.  FoeOfBush   Oct-12-04 12:26 PM   #15 
  - sit on the copy machine  methinks2   Oct-12-04 12:32 PM   #16 
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  - ask Milton from Office Space  stoptheinsandity   Oct-12-04 12:37 PM   #18 
  - Hide things  Lizz612   Oct-12-04 12:40 PM   #19 
  - More....  Lizz612   Oct-12-04 12:50 PM   #22 
  - Steal the photocopier...  Endangered Specie   Oct-12-04 12:48 PM   #21 
  - lol  Out the Parasites   Oct-12-04 01:12 PM   #26 
  - Screw around with the elevator.  Endangered Specie   Oct-12-04 12:50 PM   #23 
  - Show up in a loincloth  bif   Oct-12-04 12:54 PM   #24 
  - Play Fahrenheit 9/11 of the company computer  Endangered Specie   Oct-12-04 01:05 PM   #25 
  - Gut a fish on your desk ala "Office Space". Then steal the copier.  dean_dem   Oct-12-04 01:56 PM   #27 
  - Change all the phone numbers  RoyalWickedness   Oct-12-04 02:52 PM   #28 
  - bwaaaahahaha  bukk   Oct-12-04 11:27 PM   #29 
  - Bring a strong magnet to work  mitchum   Oct-12-04 11:35 PM   #30 
  - Way back in 1991..  Princess Turandot   Oct-12-04 11:46 PM   #31 
  - What a guy did at ARCO  TexasBushwhacker   Oct-12-04 11:57 PM   #32 

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