Mayberry Machiavelli
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Tue Oct-05-04 05:26 AM
Response to Reply #22 |
| 121. "I blame society...." |
| -Best. Movie. One-liner. Ever. |
tjwash |
Oct-04-04 04:24 PM |
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"Keep tellin' me about the good life, Elton, cause it makes me wanna puke" |
swag |
Oct-04-04 04:25 PM |
#1 |
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"Whew! Looks like another scorcher!" |
wendyvic |
Oct-04-04 04:29 PM |
#7 |
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition |
101er |
Oct-04-04 04:26 PM |
#2 |
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"What we have here is a failure to communicate" |
skygazer |
Oct-04-04 04:27 PM |
#3 |
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Get's my vote n/t |
TexasBushwhacker |
Oct-04-04 08:11 PM |
#49 |
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I second that! hehehe |
coolhandlulu |
Oct-04-04 11:17 PM |
#83 |
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OTHER......"I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair." |
SoCalDem |
Oct-04-04 04:28 PM |
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BULLshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. |
shylock1579 |
Oct-04-04 04:28 PM |
#5 |
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Five foot nine?! I didn't know they stacked shit that high!! |
tjwash |
Oct-04-04 04:32 PM |
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What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!!? |
gtrump |
Oct-04-04 08:57 PM |
#58 |
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the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass |
realisticphish |
Oct-05-04 02:29 AM |
#111 |
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Almost too many to count |
ewagner |
Oct-04-04 04:28 PM |
#6 |
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We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw.I wouldn't call that *fine* |
tjwash |
Oct-04-04 04:34 PM |
#11 |
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"Hey! She-bitch! Let's go." |
janesez |
Oct-05-04 10:11 AM |
#128 |
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Now maybe it'll be quiet around here. |
pscot |
Oct-04-04 04:30 PM |
#8 |
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What did you do for the D A.? As little as possible..Chinatown |
demgrrrll |
Oct-04-04 04:37 PM |
#13 |
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Dude, |
KCabotDullesMarxIII |
Oct-05-04 05:58 PM |
#145 |
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DeNiro to Charles Grodin in Midnight Run..... |
XNASA |
Oct-04-04 04:34 PM |
#10 |
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"You monsters live such interesting lives". Bugs Bunny cartoon |
Neshanic |
Oct-04-04 04:36 PM |
#12 |
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And you.. |
Kikosexy2 |
Oct-04-04 04:46 PM |
#17 |
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such an INteresting monster deserves an INteresting hair-do nt |
realisticphish |
Oct-05-04 02:30 AM |
#112 |
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"I kinda noticed when you DON'T like 'em, they ain't around long NEITHER." |
Jim4Wes |
Oct-04-04 04:41 PM |
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"Dying ain't much of a livin'" ...another Josey Wales |
Neshanic |
Oct-04-04 04:43 PM |
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"It has a certain understated stupidity." |
chamilto |
Oct-04-04 06:37 PM |
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If they move, kill them --- The Wild Bunch |
56kid |
Oct-04-04 04:42 PM |
#15 |
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Other |
wryter2000 |
Oct-04-04 04:46 PM |
#18 |
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Regan:.. |
Kikosexy2 |
Oct-04-04 04:48 PM |
#19 |
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"What is your major malfunction?!" |
UdoKier |
Oct-04-04 04:48 PM |
#20 |
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"I'll have what she's having!" from "When Harry met Sally" |
irkthesmirk |
Oct-04-04 04:56 PM |
#21 |
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And the woman who said the line... |
HawkerHurricane |
Oct-05-04 12:25 AM |
#94 |
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Close. It was Rob Reiner's mother: Mrs. Carl Reiner (Estelle). |
TahitiNut |
Oct-05-04 12:37 AM |
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"The life of a Repo Man is always intense." |
EstimatedProphet |
Oct-04-04 05:18 PM |
#22 |
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What are you a commie? |
56kid |
Oct-04-04 05:44 PM |
#25 |
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Don't forget... |
deseo |
Oct-04-04 06:20 PM |
#29 |
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What's a matter with you? |
deseo |
Oct-04-04 06:22 PM |
#30 |
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More Repo Man... |
deseo |
Oct-04-04 06:26 PM |
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i GET THAT CHIVY,, i'M going indy, bouta a hundred miles per, |
THEHURON57 |
Oct-05-04 05:06 AM |
#118 |
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"I blame society...." |
Mayberry Machiavelli |
Oct-05-04 05:26 AM |
#121 |
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Time is the fire in which we burn |
HypnoToad |
Oct-04-04 05:20 PM |
#23 |
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In all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, |
WilliamPitt |
Oct-04-04 05:40 PM |
#24 |
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"Here's looking at you kid!" |
Catshrink |
Oct-04-04 08:57 PM |
#59 |
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"Make it ten. I'm only a poor corrupt official." |
C_eh_N_eh_D_eh |
Oct-04-04 10:36 PM |
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"He's just like any other man, only more so" |
Parrcrow |
Oct-05-04 12:31 AM |
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hmmm... |
NamVetsWeeLass |
Oct-04-04 06:02 PM |
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"That's what you get when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!" |
dumpster_baby |
Oct-04-04 06:06 PM |
#27 |
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I think that's truly the best line ever. |
BullGooseLoony |
Oct-04-04 10:39 PM |
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DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY?? |
Selwynn |
Oct-05-04 03:20 AM |
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You all have made me laugh uncontrollably just thinking about this scene.. |
Mayberry Machiavelli |
Oct-05-04 05:22 AM |
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FAIR?! Who's the fucking nihilist here?! |
redqueen |
Oct-05-04 11:30 AM |
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"...that, and the occasional acid flashback." n/t |
dumpster_baby |
Oct-05-04 03:14 PM |
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Shatner as Capt Kirk - 'What does God need with a Starship?' |
KG |
Oct-04-04 06:16 PM |
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AND AUNTIE EM,THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME. |
THEHURON57 |
Oct-04-04 06:25 PM |
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My favorites from the Wizard of Oz |
TexasBushwhacker |
Oct-04-04 08:15 PM |
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Best Oz line, IMHO: |
dirk |
Oct-04-04 08:53 PM |
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"You got two things: Jack and shit. And Jack left town." |
Guy Fawkes |
Oct-04-04 06:29 PM |
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Refresh my recollection: from what movie is that line? |
Devil Dog Dem |
Oct-04-04 09:13 PM |
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That's got to be |
KCabotDullesMarxIII |
Oct-06-04 11:10 AM |
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"Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up." |
chamilto |
Oct-04-04 06:39 PM |
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"You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!" |
Spider Jerusalem |
Oct-04-04 06:40 PM |
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"Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?" |
PurityOfEssence |
Oct-05-04 01:00 AM |
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Never rub another mans rhubarb. |
tjwash |
Oct-04-04 06:47 PM |
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"There are only two kinds of people: my kind of people and assholes!" |
no_hypocrisy |
Oct-04-04 06:53 PM |
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"There are only three kinds of people..." |
Guy Fawkes |
Oct-04-04 07:22 PM |
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?" |
FlyByNight |
Oct-04-04 07:08 PM |
#39 |
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"Which one is it"? |
D__S |
Oct-04-04 07:22 PM |
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"Check out the big brain on Brad!" |
Mayberry Machiavelli |
Oct-05-04 05:23 AM |
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"Wouldn't it be great if |
NC_Nurse |
Oct-04-04 07:18 PM |
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All those moments will be lost in time... |
lib71 |
Oct-04-04 07:20 PM |
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I think j.f therefore I am . thats it priss, now show him why |
THEHURON57 |
Oct-04-04 07:34 PM |
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Great choices |
redqueen |
Oct-05-04 10:52 AM |
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Kirk, referring to Spock c. 1980's "He did a little to much LDS" |
Endangered Specie |
Oct-04-04 07:21 PM |
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"I've always loved you" - Nazi from Blues Brothers, just before their |
Endangered Specie |
Oct-04-04 07:23 PM |
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"And tell them its 70 grand" - Porter from payback... |
Endangered Specie |
Oct-04-04 07:25 PM |
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Oh god no! God no please don't! AYARAAARRGGGHHHH |
DS1 |
Oct-04-04 07:34 PM |
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You're not too smart. I like that in a man - Body Heat - n/t |
TexasBushwhacker |
Oct-04-04 08:18 PM |
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YES. |
janesez |
Oct-05-04 10:12 AM |
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-- Body Heat |
Monica_L |
Oct-05-04 10:35 AM |
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning. |
TexasBushwhacker |
Oct-04-04 08:20 PM |
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I'm Basically Just On My Way To Australia, James Garner |
cryingshame |
Oct-04-04 08:29 PM |
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A different one from "O Brother Where Art You" |
Michigan Voter |
Oct-04-04 08:47 PM |
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Roy Battey (Blade Runner) - "I've seen things..." |
everythingsxen |
Oct-04-04 08:50 PM |
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I've done......questionable things |
yardwork |
Oct-05-04 12:03 AM |
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Yes, the one liner would be: |
redqueen |
Oct-05-04 10:49 AM |
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"Frankly, my Dear, I don't give a damn." |
Catshrink |
Oct-04-04 08:52 PM |
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"As you wish" |
Amaya |
Oct-04-04 09:03 PM |
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Oh - I thought you meant "As you wish" |
everythingsxen |
Oct-04-04 09:07 PM |
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"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped." |
rezmutt |
Oct-04-04 09:03 PM |
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Son, you got a panty on your head. |
peekaloo |
Oct-04-04 09:07 PM |
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"So Jimmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?" |
chamilto |
Oct-04-04 09:15 PM |
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"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue" |
Amaya |
Oct-04-04 09:18 PM |
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I had known Betty for a week. |
warrens |
Oct-04-04 09:19 PM |
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GREAT movie!! |
enigmatic |
Oct-05-04 01:27 AM |
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"Screamin' Jay Hawkins is the man, so bug off!"... |
enigmatic |
Oct-05-04 01:28 AM |
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning. |
barb1622000 |
Oct-04-04 09:25 PM |
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Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn! |
Digit |
Oct-04-04 09:27 PM |
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How're you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've seen Karl Hungus? |
Mayberry Machiavelli |
Oct-04-04 09:29 PM |
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LOL.......Dude you're being very un-Dude. |
peekaloo |
Oct-04-04 09:47 PM |
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"you keep using that word .." |
kcr |
Oct-04-04 09:44 PM |
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Best line ever... from Chasing Amy |
tarkus |
Oct-04-04 09:52 PM |
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From Drugstore Cowboy |
TexasBushwhacker |
Oct-05-04 04:32 PM |
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how do you just pick one? |
Djinn |
Oct-04-04 10:34 PM |
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Anything from The Big Lebowski. nt |
BullGooseLoony |
Oct-04-04 10:38 PM |
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Best closing line from a bad movie: "Sky Captain & World of Tommorrow" |
Bucky |
Oct-04-04 10:45 PM |
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"Omigod! It's full of stars!" 2001 A Space Odessey |
Swede |
Oct-04-04 10:47 PM |
#79 |
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"You've got to be fucking kidding" |
Johnny 99 |
Oct-04-04 10:50 PM |
#80 |
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"Do ya feel lucky, |
bushwentawol |
Oct-04-04 10:53 PM |
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"Bick, you shoulda shot that fella a long time ago. |
lpbk2713 |
Oct-04-04 11:15 PM |
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"I've got a bad feeling about this!" |
jamieartist |
Oct-04-04 11:21 PM |
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Honestly I don't care for any of those |
Biased Liberal Media |
Oct-04-04 11:22 PM |
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Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. |
tjwash |
Oct-04-04 11:48 PM |
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Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to
die. |
qnr |
Oct-04-04 11:53 PM |
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Yup. Classic. |
TahitiNut |
Oct-05-04 12:48 AM |
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HELLO!!!! |
RoyGBiv |
Oct-05-04 01:07 AM |
#106 |
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You let a woman beat you, |
PassingFair |
Oct-04-04 11:57 PM |
#88 |
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Keep your friends close |
ZombyWoof |
Oct-05-04 12:05 AM |
#90 |
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I could stuff your brain up a gnat's ass and it would rattle around like |
bo44 |
Oct-05-04 12:07 AM |
#91 |
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"Ted Nugent called; he wants your shirt back." |
neebob |
Oct-05-04 12:10 AM |
#92 |
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"Hey relax, you screwed up, you trusted us!" |
HEyHEY |
Oct-05-04 12:18 AM |
#93 |
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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." |
tjwash |
Oct-05-04 12:46 AM |
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Was over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! |
SidDithers |
Oct-06-04 12:54 PM |
#150 |
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"Forget it, he's rolling..." |
tjwash |
Oct-06-04 01:48 PM |
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"No offense, but we do better when we don't have any........help" |
tjwash |
Oct-06-04 01:51 PM |
#155 |
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...Hold it between your kneeeeeees. |
Qst4Q |
Oct-05-04 12:28 AM |
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"Round up the usual suspects" |
WI_DEM |
Oct-05-04 12:32 AM |
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"Lighten up, Francis" |
ccbombs |
Oct-05-04 12:41 AM |
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A lot of people painted that on their plywood during Hurricane |
janesez |
Oct-05-04 03:42 PM |
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Ben Jabituya : "I am sporting a tremendous woody." |
TahitiNut |
Oct-05-04 12:46 AM |
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heheheh I thought his lines were hilarious |
qnr |
Oct-05-04 02:41 AM |
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"I've Never Seen A Man More In Need Of A Blow Job In My Entire Life!" |
WillyT |
Oct-05-04 12:46 AM |
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Hey kids -- here’s a present for you! Be sure to run real fast with it! |
tjwash |
Oct-05-04 12:51 AM |
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"I'm on my fucking lunch break here!" Billy Bob Thornton ,"Bad Santa" |
argyl |
Oct-05-04 01:08 AM |
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"Lord, I've been a sinner all my days...now you're gonna fuck me." |
PurityOfEssence |
Oct-05-04 01:08 AM |
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From guess what movie? |
Chomskyite |
Oct-05-04 03:47 AM |
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Goodfellas, of course. What, am I a clown, to amuse you? |
Mayberry Machiavelli |
Oct-05-04 05:30 AM |
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From "Magnolia," "We may think we're through with the past ... |
non sociopath skin |
Oct-05-04 04:15 AM |
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A few more classics from Fight Club: |
Mike Niendorff |
Oct-05-04 04:17 AM |
#117 |
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FC was full of great one liners... |
tjwash |
Oct-05-04 10:44 AM |
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"The FALL'll probably kill you!" |
Mayberry Machiavelli |
Oct-05-04 05:33 AM |
#123 |
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"I want to party with you, cowboy!" |
Mayberry Machiavelli |
Oct-05-04 05:37 AM |
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No money. But when you die, you will achieve total consciousness. |
Mayberry Machiavelli |
Oct-05-04 05:44 AM |
#125 |
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What was the rest of this line from your poll? Very familiar, but I can't |
Mayberry Machiavelli |
Oct-05-04 05:54 AM |
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It's from Office Space |
C_eh_N_eh_D_eh |
Oct-05-04 10:08 AM |
#127 |
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Self delete |
tjwash |
Oct-05-04 10:49 AM |
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Get shorty! |
dryan |
Oct-05-04 10:51 AM |
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Get shorty! |
dryan |
Oct-05-04 10:51 AM |
#135 |
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I love everything LA. |
tjwash |
Oct-05-04 10:53 AM |
#137 |
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"what's happening hot stuff" |
tjwash |
Oct-05-04 10:51 AM |
#133 |
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Another from 16 Candles |
TexasBushwhacker |
Oct-05-04 04:29 PM |
#143 |
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Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: What knockers! |
GTRMAN |
Oct-05-04 03:33 PM |
#140 |
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Igor, help me with the bags... |
SidDithers |
Oct-06-04 12:55 PM |
#151 |
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"Think you used enough dynamite there Butch?" |
underpants |
Oct-05-04 03:41 PM |
#141 |
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Dudley Moore |
KCabotDullesMarxIII |
Oct-06-04 11:45 AM |
#148 |
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From ALIENS... |
derby378 |
Oct-06-04 11:19 AM |
#147 |
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"He Chose Poorly." |
ProfessorGAC |
Oct-06-04 12:11 PM |
#149 |
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"It's even better when you help." |
CBHagman |
Oct-06-04 01:27 PM |
#152 |
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My personal favorite |
mosin |
Oct-06-04 01:45 PM |
#153 |
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