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maha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 07:49 PM
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How many neocons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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  -How many neocons does it take to screw in a light bulb? maha  Sep-08-03 07:49 PM   #0 
  - depends on how many you can fit in a lightbulb (N/T)  markbark   Sep-08-03 07:50 PM   #1 
  - Only one  HawkerHurricane   Sep-08-03 07:51 PM   #2 
  - one to climb the ladder  buckfush2   Sep-08-03 07:54 PM   #3 
     - One  trumad   Sep-08-03 07:56 PM   #4 
  - 150,000 and 9  librechik   Sep-08-03 08:02 PM   #5 
  - 952  AWD   Sep-08-03 08:03 PM   #6 
  - 953: One has to buy me a new office chair now...  Dirk39   Sep-08-03 09:43 PM   #15 
  - None  abgdinstr   Sep-08-03 08:06 PM   #7 
  - Not candles, OIL lamps  baldguy   Sep-08-03 09:59 PM   #18 
  - As many as it takes to screw America.  ih8thegop   Sep-08-03 08:42 PM   #8 
  - Here's your punchline  ComerPerro   Sep-08-03 08:44 PM   #9 
  - Actually I just thought of a better one  ComerPerro   Sep-08-03 08:47 PM   #11 
  - two  SaveABug   Sep-08-03 08:46 PM   #10 
  - Two, of course  ironflange   Sep-08-03 09:08 PM   #12 
  - They don't screw lightbulbs...  joeybee12   Sep-08-03 09:09 PM   #13 
  - None - it would be treasonous to suggest the bulb isn't working just fine.  Pert_UK   Sep-08-03 09:31 PM   #14 
  - None, they hire the poor for menial work and claim a charitable deduction  jody   Sep-08-03 09:46 PM   #16 
  - None...  jburton   Sep-08-03 09:48 PM   #17 
  - 27 . . .  OneBlueSky   Sep-08-03 10:39 PM   #19 

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