Reply #3: yeah but they all kicked ass, my commentary in between

[JohnKleeb]

1. Weightlifting commentator:

"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
(Bulgarian snatch hmmmm, and she looks like shes a little girl, *cough* pedophile)
2. Dressage commentator:

"This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
(Horsefucker!)
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
(George W Bush all over again)
4. Boxing Analyst:

"Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.
(Ahh its George Bush again, a non serious death)
5. Softball announcer:

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
(duh, just duh)
6. Basketball analyst:

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
(of course he fucking dribbles!)
7. At the rowing medal ceremony:

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
(British cocks! *screams*)
8. Soccer commentator:

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
(thats alot of dicks)
9. Tennis commentator:

"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses > them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
(kissing his balls haha, at least this guy realized something)