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Tue Aug-31-04 07:40 PM
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| 12. "Remember when I took that home wine making course... |
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...and I forgot how to drive"
Marge: "that's because you were drunk"
Homer: "And how!"
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| -Favorite Homer Simpson Quote? |
elperromagico |
Aug-31-04 06:43 PM |
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"Mmmm... Various eggs" |
tridim |
Aug-31-04 06:47 PM |
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"D'oh!" |
HypnoToad |
Aug-31-04 06:48 PM |
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When Homer crashed his car into Marge's in a blizzard: |
northwest |
Aug-31-04 06:50 PM |
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"Who needs new bands anymore, Rock and Roll achieved a state of |
Ruffhowse |
Aug-31-04 06:54 PM |
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A wise man |
Wilber_Stool |
Aug-31-04 07:03 PM |
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"Aw, honey, just cause I don't CARE doesn't mean I don't UNDERSTAND!" |
atommom |
Aug-31-04 07:04 PM |
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All right brain, |
ET Awful |
Aug-31-04 07:14 PM |
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Mmm, sixty-four slices of american cheese |
jpgray |
Aug-31-04 07:16 PM |
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"Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?" |
BlackVelvetElvis |
Aug-31-04 10:15 PM |
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Bart to Homer |
Mrs_Beastman |
Aug-31-04 07:21 PM |
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His answer when Bart asked what religion they were. |
Michigan Voter |
Aug-31-04 07:23 PM |
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LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL!!!! |
WilliamPitt |
Aug-31-04 07:27 PM |
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"Remember when I took that home wine making course... |
Neo |
Aug-31-04 07:40 PM |
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"Mmmmm, donuts, is there anything they can't do?" |
Ruffhowse |
Aug-31-04 08:27 PM |
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(Don't say you were at a bar) |
eyesroll |
Aug-31-04 08:31 PM |
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Give Me FUGU |
ajacobson |
Aug-31-04 08:32 PM |
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So many to choose from.... |
happyasaclam |
Aug-31-04 08:37 PM |
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Take your rage and press it into a small little ball. |
AngryAmish |
Aug-31-04 08:39 PM |
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Marge, my friend -- I haven't learned a thing. |
whoisalhedges |
Aug-31-04 08:41 PM |
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Oooohhh I'ma rage-aholic, I can't live without rage-ahol. |
peekaloo |
Aug-31-04 08:43 PM |
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"Florida! But that's America's wang!" |
scarlet_owl |
Aug-31-04 08:48 PM |
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"SAVE ME JEEBUS! Homer to Jeebus, come in Jeebus??" |
JibJab |
Aug-31-04 08:55 PM |
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They have the Internet on computers now! |
ellie |
Aug-31-04 08:56 PM |
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Is your avatar Lead Belly? |
elperromagico |
Aug-31-04 09:06 PM |
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Yes, I didn't do a very good job on it though. |
ellie |
Sep-01-04 05:04 AM |
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"I call the big one, Bitey." |
DerekG |
Aug-31-04 09:03 PM |
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easy.. |
Zech Marquis |
Aug-31-04 09:24 PM |
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At the Post Office |
Ohio Dem |
Aug-31-04 09:27 PM |
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Haha, this one's the best. |
truthbetold |
Aug-31-04 09:33 PM |
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"purple is a fruit" |
stranger_with_candy |
Aug-31-04 09:36 PM |
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I never apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am. |
kodi |
Aug-31-04 09:43 PM |
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Lots... |
Baclava |
Aug-31-04 10:06 PM |
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"I held my breath until I passed out and hit my head on a table... |
drhilarius |
Aug-31-04 10:50 PM |
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Honey, vampires are just magical creatures. . . |
yak |
Aug-31-04 11:20 PM |
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"He didn't give you gay, did he?" |
bookfreak |
Sep-01-04 04:36 AM |
#34 |
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