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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 07:40 PM
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12. "Remember when I took that home wine making course...
...and I forgot how to drive"

Marge: "that's because you were drunk"

Homer: "And how!"
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  -Favorite Homer Simpson Quote? elperromagico  Aug-31-04 06:43 PM   #0 
  - "Mmmm... Various eggs"  tridim   Aug-31-04 06:47 PM   #1 
  - "D'oh!"  HypnoToad   Aug-31-04 06:48 PM   #2 
  - When Homer crashed his car into Marge's in a blizzard:  northwest   Aug-31-04 06:50 PM   #3 
  - "Who needs new bands anymore, Rock and Roll achieved a state of  Ruffhowse   Aug-31-04 06:54 PM   #4 
  - A wise man  Wilber_Stool   Aug-31-04 07:03 PM   #5 
  - "Aw, honey, just cause I don't CARE doesn't mean I don't UNDERSTAND!"  atommom   Aug-31-04 07:04 PM   #6 
  - All right brain,  ET Awful   Aug-31-04 07:14 PM   #7 
  - Mmm, sixty-four slices of american cheese  jpgray   Aug-31-04 07:16 PM   #8 
  - "Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?"  BlackVelvetElvis   Aug-31-04 10:15 PM   #31 
  - Bart to Homer  Mrs_Beastman   Aug-31-04 07:21 PM   #9 
  - His answer when Bart asked what religion they were.  Michigan Voter   Aug-31-04 07:23 PM   #10 
  - LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL!!!!  WilliamPitt   Aug-31-04 07:27 PM   #11 
  - "Remember when I took that home wine making course...  Neo   Aug-31-04 07:40 PM   #12 
  - "Mmmmm, donuts, is there anything they can't do?"  Ruffhowse   Aug-31-04 08:27 PM   #13 
  - (Don't say you were at a bar)  eyesroll   Aug-31-04 08:31 PM   #14 
  - Give Me FUGU  ajacobson   Aug-31-04 08:32 PM   #15 
  - So many to choose from....  happyasaclam   Aug-31-04 08:37 PM   #16 
  - Take your rage and press it into a small little ball.  AngryAmish   Aug-31-04 08:39 PM   #17 
  - Marge, my friend -- I haven't learned a thing.  whoisalhedges   Aug-31-04 08:41 PM   #18 
  - Oooohhh I'ma rage-aholic, I can't live without rage-ahol.  peekaloo   Aug-31-04 08:43 PM   #19 
  - "Florida! But that's America's wang!"  scarlet_owl   Aug-31-04 08:48 PM   #20 
  - "SAVE ME JEEBUS! Homer to Jeebus, come in Jeebus??"  JibJab   Aug-31-04 08:55 PM   #21 
  - They have the Internet on computers now!  ellie   Aug-31-04 08:56 PM   #22 
  - Is your avatar Lead Belly?  elperromagico   Aug-31-04 09:06 PM   #24 
     - Yes, I didn't do a very good job on it though.  ellie   Sep-01-04 05:04 AM   #35 
  - "I call the big one, Bitey."  DerekG   Aug-31-04 09:03 PM   #23 
  - easy..  Zech Marquis   Aug-31-04 09:24 PM   #25 
  - At the Post Office  Ohio Dem   Aug-31-04 09:27 PM   #26 
  - Haha, this one's the best.  truthbetold   Aug-31-04 09:33 PM   #27 
  - "purple is a fruit"  stranger_with_candy   Aug-31-04 09:36 PM   #28 
  - I never apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.  kodi   Aug-31-04 09:43 PM   #29 
  - Lots...  Baclava   Aug-31-04 10:06 PM   #30 
  - "I held my breath until I passed out and hit my head on a table...  drhilarius   Aug-31-04 10:50 PM   #32 
  - Honey, vampires are just magical creatures. . .  yak   Aug-31-04 11:20 PM   #33 
  - "He didn't give you gay, did he?"  bookfreak   Sep-01-04 04:36 AM   #34 

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