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Tue Aug-31-04 02:15 PM
Response to Reply #120 |
| 123. Duncan really loved his martinis. |
| -Give away the endings of books and movies |
sus |
Aug-31-04 01:38 PM |
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The shark gets killed |
Rabrrrrrr |
Aug-31-04 01:39 PM |
#1 |
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yeah but you forgot to tell them the part about |
sus |
Aug-31-04 01:41 PM |
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LOL!! |
Rabrrrrrr |
Aug-31-04 01:42 PM |
#17 |
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Rosebud was a sled. |
terrya |
Aug-31-04 01:39 PM |
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She's a guy |
Rabrrrrrr |
Aug-31-04 01:40 PM |
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Titanic |
lunabush |
Aug-31-04 01:40 PM |
#4 |
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the titanic sinks |
sniffa |
Aug-31-04 01:40 PM |
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Jesus will be back, and he'll be pissed. |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-31-04 01:40 PM |
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The hobits win. |
shylock1579 |
Aug-31-04 01:40 PM |
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He IS the Kwizach Hedarach |
Rabrrrrrr |
Aug-31-04 01:40 PM |
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Gigli |
lunabush |
Aug-31-04 01:40 PM |
#9 |
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Verbal Kint is Keyser Soze |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-31-04 01:40 PM |
#10 |
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They save Private Ryan. |
shylock1579 |
Aug-31-04 01:41 PM |
#11 |
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and don't forget that part about |
sus |
Aug-31-04 01:43 PM |
#21 |
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"I see dead people" |
skypilot |
Aug-31-04 01:41 PM |
#13 |
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Bruce Willis is a ghost. |
Bertha Venation |
Aug-31-04 01:41 PM |
#14 |
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She forgot what the good witch said |
salinen |
Aug-31-04 01:42 PM |
#15 |
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The wife did it. |
meegbear |
Aug-31-04 01:42 PM |
#16 |
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Maria marries the Captain |
pagerbear |
Aug-31-04 01:42 PM |
#18 |
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Soylent Green is PEOPLE! |
Richardo |
Aug-31-04 01:42 PM |
#19 |
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Snowman finds living humans |
Guy Fawkes |
Aug-31-04 01:42 PM |
#20 |
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Tyler Durden is a figment of Edward Norton's character's imagination. |
Fenris |
Aug-31-04 01:43 PM |
#22 |
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Fenris is Jack's raging libido |
sus |
Aug-31-04 01:44 PM |
#28 |
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Yes, but Michael Medved gave it two thumbs up. |
Fenris |
Aug-31-04 01:45 PM |
#35 |
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i'm not touchin' that one. |
sus |
Aug-31-04 01:48 PM |
#44 |
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The Ark gets put into a warehouse |
Rabrrrrrr |
Aug-31-04 01:43 PM |
#23 |
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Darth Vader is Luke's father. (nt) |
JCCyC |
Aug-31-04 01:43 PM |
#24 |
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God is a woman! |
Rabrrrrrr |
Aug-31-04 01:44 PM |
#25 |
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They are really ghosts |
calico1 |
Aug-31-04 01:44 PM |
#26 |
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Phaedrus/Robert Pirsig's son dies. |
tedoll78 |
Aug-31-04 01:44 PM |
#27 |
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"You blew it up! God damn you all to HELL! " |
Richardo |
Aug-31-04 01:45 PM |
#29 |
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Kevin gets the burglers arrested. |
tedoll78 |
Aug-31-04 01:45 PM |
#30 |
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The comic book guy actually caused all the accidents/disasters |
Rabrrrrrr |
Aug-31-04 01:45 PM |
#31 |
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E.T. goes home. |
tedoll78 |
Aug-31-04 01:45 PM |
#32 |
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Her husband is the killer |
sundog |
Aug-31-04 01:45 PM |
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Ridick becomes king of the Necromongers |
Guy Fawkes |
Aug-31-04 01:45 PM |
#33 |
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Spock dies, but not really - he comes back in the next movie |
Rabrrrrrr |
Aug-31-04 01:45 PM |
#34 |
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Kevin Costner finds Dryland. |
shylock1579 |
Aug-31-04 01:46 PM |
#36 |
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The whale kills him and all the crew, except Ishmael |
Rabrrrrrr |
Aug-31-04 01:46 PM |
#37 |
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Gilbert Grape gets eaten. |
Fenris |
Aug-31-04 01:46 PM |
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He's his own MOTHER! |
Richardo |
Aug-31-04 01:46 PM |
#38 |
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Royal Tenenbaum dies. |
tedoll78 |
Aug-31-04 01:46 PM |
#39 |
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the sandwich bites it at the end of "Hero" |
sus |
Aug-31-04 01:47 PM |
#40 |
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Doc Brown invents a time machine train! |
tedoll78 |
Aug-31-04 01:47 PM |
#41 |
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Willy is freed. Michael Ironside is defeated! |
Fenris |
Aug-31-04 01:47 PM |
#42 |
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Rhett leaves Scarlett |
Book Lover |
Aug-31-04 01:48 PM |
#43 |
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He has the baby, it's a girl, He marries the mother. The evil guy is fired |
Guy Fawkes |
Aug-31-04 01:48 PM |
#45 |
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It was all only in her mind |
sundog |
Aug-31-04 01:48 PM |
#46 |
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Milton burns the building down along with the evidence... |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-31-04 01:48 PM |
#47 |
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um...I believe you have my stapler, GOPisEvil... |
Richardo |
Aug-31-04 01:49 PM |
#51 |
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I was told I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from 9 to 11 |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-31-04 01:51 PM |
#62 |
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...only when you're collating. |
Richardo |
Aug-31-04 01:52 PM |
#68 |
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The ratio of people to cake is too big. |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-31-04 01:54 PM |
#75 |
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Sennor? Sennor? I ordered a margarita and I got a pina colada... |
Richardo |
Aug-31-04 01:55 PM |
#81 |
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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-31-04 01:57 PM |
#87 |
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Roberto Benigni is thankfully machine-gunned. |
Fenris |
Aug-31-04 01:49 PM |
#48 |
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The demon enters the priest |
Book Lover |
Aug-31-04 01:49 PM |
#49 |
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Holly Golightly gets out of the cab. |
tedoll78 |
Aug-31-04 01:49 PM |
#50 |
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The mother actually married her half-brother, not her half-uncle. |
Connie_Corleone |
Aug-31-04 01:49 PM |
#52 |
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It's really modern times. |
Beware the Beast Man |
Aug-31-04 01:49 PM |
#53 |
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I was about to write that one. |
Connie_Corleone |
Aug-31-04 01:52 PM |
#63 |
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THE TOWNSFOLK MURDER BEN GAZZARA! DALTON WINS! |
Fenris |
Aug-31-04 01:50 PM |
#54 |
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A polar bear fell on me! |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-31-04 01:52 PM |
#65 |
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"They said you was good, boy!" |
Fenris |
Aug-31-04 01:53 PM |
#70 |
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That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that. |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-31-04 01:55 PM |
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He's America's greatest muser since Mark Twain! |
Fenris |
Aug-31-04 01:57 PM |
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Even more musings! |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-31-04 01:59 PM |
#91 |
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Charleton Heston's character sees the Statue of Liberty... |
terrya |
Aug-31-04 01:50 PM |
#55 |
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Burt Reynolds has a paddle all along |
sus |
Aug-31-04 01:50 PM |
#56 |
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By some miracle, the children in town can play their instruments. |
tedoll78 |
Aug-31-04 01:50 PM |
#57 |
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Aragorn was the King! |
Book Lover |
Aug-31-04 01:51 PM |
#58 |
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She has sex with the plumber |
Rabrrrrrr |
Aug-31-04 01:51 PM |
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Finny dies! |
JVS |
Aug-31-04 01:51 PM |
#59 |
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It's a monster from the id! |
blackcat77 |
Aug-31-04 01:51 PM |
#60 |
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She's my sister! *slap* My daughter! *slap* My sister! *slap* |
Richardo |
Aug-31-04 01:51 PM |
#61 |
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Kenny makes his wish and still gets to go to heaven. |
tedoll78 |
Aug-31-04 01:52 PM |
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The closeted gay ex-Marine neighbor shot him. |
Beware the Beast Man |
Aug-31-04 01:52 PM |
#66 |
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Bud and Sissy live happily ever redneck! |
Fenris |
Aug-31-04 01:52 PM |
#67 |
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M. Godot can not come today. |
Guy Fawkes |
Aug-31-04 01:52 PM |
#69 |
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Victor's true identity is revealed. |
tedoll78 |
Aug-31-04 01:53 PM |
#71 |
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Winston and Julia are tortured, brainwashed and killed by the Oceania govt |
JCCyC |
Aug-31-04 01:53 PM |
#72 |
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We won't get fooled again. |
tedoll78 |
Aug-31-04 01:53 PM |
#73 |
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The French really do have the grail. |
Beware the Beast Man |
Aug-31-04 01:54 PM |
#74 |
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Thelma and Louise Drive Off a Mountain to Their Deaths |
Misunderestimator |
Aug-31-04 01:54 PM |
#76 |
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Someone pays Thoreau's fine |
Book Lover |
Aug-31-04 01:54 PM |
#77 |
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Jesus Christ Gets Crucified |
GiovanniC |
Aug-31-04 01:54 PM |
#78 |
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Ralphie gets his Red Rider BB gun. |
tedoll78 |
Aug-31-04 01:55 PM |
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The old ladies are the murderers! |
Rabrrrrrr |
Aug-31-04 01:55 PM |
#80 |
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"It" is a big spider... and a lame ending |
Misunderestimator |
Aug-31-04 01:56 PM |
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The Planet of the Apes is... shudder... Earth! |
Misunderestimator |
Aug-31-04 01:56 PM |
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Little Shop of Horrors: |
tedoll78 |
Aug-31-04 01:57 PM |
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The gun *does* have a bullet left, and everyone had a motive... |
Guy Fawkes |
Aug-31-04 01:57 PM |
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Colonel Mustard did it. .. . |
SotarrTheWizard |
Aug-31-04 01:58 PM |
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That beautiful woman in "The Crying Game"... was really a man |
Misunderestimator |
Aug-31-04 01:59 PM |
#89 |
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The baker's wife dies. |
tedoll78 |
Aug-31-04 01:59 PM |
#90 |
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They get to have a rock concert and get a contract, get out of jail soon. |
Guy Fawkes |
Aug-31-04 01:59 PM |
#92 |
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Dorothy wakes up in her own room |
MissMillie |
Aug-31-04 01:59 PM |
#93 |
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Frodo gives into the Ring's power and refuses to destroy it |
truthspeaker |
Aug-31-04 01:59 PM |
#94 |
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The mother tried to kill her children |
Connie_Corleone |
Aug-31-04 01:59 PM |
#95 |
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The Queen of Mortville is defeated. |
tedoll78 |
Aug-31-04 02:00 PM |
#96 |
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They get out through the hull... |
Richardo |
Aug-31-04 02:00 PM |
#97 |
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For a movie comming next summer: |
No2W2004 |
Aug-31-04 02:01 PM |
#98 |
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Luis gets shot and Raul rows away into the dream sequence |
blackcat77 |
Aug-31-04 02:02 PM |
#99 |
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The UFO is really Greg & Marcia in the attic |
sundog |
Aug-31-04 02:02 PM |
#100 |
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ET dies |
sus |
Aug-31-04 02:02 PM |
#101 |
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Yeah, he phoned home! Did you SEE the size of our phone bill? |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-31-04 02:03 PM |
#103 |
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He sees the painting in her dining room. |
tedoll78 |
Aug-31-04 02:02 PM |
#102 |
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Lily hits him in the neck with a glass, |
Connie_Corleone |
Aug-31-04 02:04 PM |
#104 |
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Lone Star is an honest-to-god prince. |
tedoll78 |
Aug-31-04 02:04 PM |
#105 |
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Tyler Durden wasn't real. |
kdsusa |
Aug-31-04 02:04 PM |
#106 |
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While being chased by the nazis, the little dog jumps onto the plane.. |
tedoll78 |
Aug-31-04 02:06 PM |
#107 |
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Kerry wins the presidential election |
Connie_Corleone |
Aug-31-04 02:06 PM |
#108 |
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"After all, tomorrow is |
calico1 |
Aug-31-04 02:07 PM |
#109 |
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Ilsa leaves with Victor Lazlo... |
Richardo |
Aug-31-04 02:08 PM |
#110 |
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Tootsie was a Mormon eunuch dressed as a |
sus |
Aug-31-04 02:08 PM |
#111 |
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And Charles Durning STILL fell for him, her, him...whatever. |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-31-04 02:09 PM |
#112 |
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It ends with Durning beating on a tambourine at La Guardia |
sus |
Aug-31-04 02:10 PM |
#114 |
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Not just any actor would shave his head and wear the Hare Krishna robes. |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-31-04 02:11 PM |
#116 |
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The Devil saves the cat. |
Guy Fawkes |
Aug-31-04 02:10 PM |
#113 |
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The Lisbon sisters all commit suicide |
FunBobbyMucha |
Aug-31-04 02:11 PM |
#115 |
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at the end of "American Soldier," Tommy Franks confesses |
sus |
Aug-31-04 02:12 PM |
#117 |
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Then his wife kicks his ass. |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-31-04 02:13 PM |
#119 |
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but don't worry. he enjoys it. |
sus |
Aug-31-04 02:13 PM |
#121 |
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There is something soothing about a good ass-kicking. |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-31-04 02:14 PM |
#122 |
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I will remember that. |
sus |
Aug-31-04 02:15 PM |
#124 |
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Hehehehe! |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-31-04 02:17 PM |
#125 |
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Kevin Costner IS Kaiser Sezo. (spelling?) |
Walt Whitman |
Aug-31-04 02:12 PM |
#118 |
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Garp is shot to death in the wrestling room by Pooh |
FunBobbyMucha |
Aug-31-04 02:13 PM |
#120 |
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Duncan really loved his martinis. |
sus |
Aug-31-04 02:15 PM |
#123 |
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