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40. Explain to a 15 year old male why saying "that sucks"
is not appropriate. Since, "that sucks" will be his fondest fantasy and maybe one of his favorite sexual things.

So don't say "that sucks".

Other things I'd prefer than watching the convention:

Have a very thorough exam.

Drive home a drunk person who isn't ready to quit partying.

Wipe up puke.

Put a Big Mac in a blender so that someone can eat it.

Watch TV church on Sunday morning.

File my nails with a badger. Use a python to apply my makeup. Comb my hair with a porcupine. Brush my teeth with a rabid hedgehog.

I'll think of more. Oh, yeah

I'd rather use the Epilady on...a Bush?
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  -Things you'd rather do than watch the Repuke Convention in list form nothingshocksmeanymore  Aug-30-04 10:00 PM   #0 
  - Pour gas all over my body and light it on fire  nothingshocksmeanymore   Aug-30-04 10:00 PM   #1 
  - Watch Australian Soap Operas translated into Chinese, then to German,  BigMcLargehuge   Aug-30-04 10:01 PM   #2 
  - Watch Dirty Dancing, and then Havana Nights  Enrico   Aug-30-04 10:01 PM   #3 
  - Watch my plants grow  nothingshocksmeanymore   Aug-30-04 10:02 PM   #4 
  - Get a root canal...  virgdem   Aug-30-04 10:02 PM   #5 
  - get a root canal, rectal entry  BigMcLargehuge   Aug-30-04 10:03 PM   #6 
     - ROTFL! Ahhh...That one made my day.  jeff30997   Aug-31-04 04:57 AM   #54 
  - 3 Hours of The Hitler Channel  Endangered Specie   Aug-30-04 10:03 PM   #7 
  - Bash Each Fingertip With A Hammer and Pull the Nails Off With Pliars  SemiCharmedQuark   Aug-30-04 10:05 PM   #8 
  - Be sodomized by random blunt objects around the house  Lovecrafty   Aug-30-04 10:05 PM   #9 
  - Have root canal work.  ocelot   Aug-30-04 10:06 PM   #10 
  - Rub Hot Yak Oil All Over My Throbbing....  ZombyWoof   Aug-30-04 10:07 PM   #11 
  - LOL !!!  WillyT   Aug-30-04 11:38 PM   #44 
  - Listen to Ashcroft Sing "Let the Eagle Soar"  SemiCharmedQuark   Aug-30-04 10:07 PM   #12 
  - how about Powell doing YMCA  luvamericahatebush   Aug-30-04 10:12 PM   #15 
     - LOL! I forgot about that!  SemiCharmedQuark   Aug-30-04 10:21 PM   #29 
     - You asked for it !  jeff30997   Aug-31-04 05:00 AM   #55 
  - I just watched most of The Hudsucker Proxy for the zillionth time.  SarahBelle   Aug-30-04 10:09 PM   #13 
  - Agree, I LURVE Timmy Robbins  SemiCharmedQuark   Aug-30-04 10:10 PM   #14 
     - Shawshank was the peak of his yumminess....  SarahBelle   Aug-30-04 10:17 PM   #20 
     - I would rather  Berserker   Aug-30-04 10:18 PM   #23 
  - Have a colonoscopy.  DemBones DemBones   Aug-30-04 10:12 PM   #16 
  - Pick nose, categorize boogers and name each one.  peekaloo   Aug-30-04 10:14 PM   #17 
  - ROFLMAO !!!  WillyT   Aug-30-04 11:39 PM   #45 
  - Attend an Insurance seminar then a Timeshare presentation  Neo   Aug-30-04 10:16 PM   #18 
  - I'm actually watching it, but to add to the list in the spirit of good fun  Mr. Blonde   Aug-30-04 10:17 PM   #19 
  - Polish the hood of nsma's car  dolo amber   Aug-30-04 10:17 PM   #21 
  - masturbate with a handfull of lightbulb glass  BigMcLargehuge   Aug-30-04 10:18 PM   #22 
  - ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!  Cheswick   Aug-30-04 10:20 PM   #27 
  - hurts my penis too!  nothingshocksmeanymore   Aug-30-04 10:28 PM   #30 
     - yeah, but you don't feel it unless the glass get "imbedded"  Cheswick   Aug-30-04 11:04 PM   #39 
  - How About with a Fistful of Fiberglass?  SemiCharmedQuark   Aug-30-04 10:20 PM   #28 
  - too funny and you beat me to it  bo44   Aug-30-04 10:59 PM   #35 
  - Watch Xanadu and Waterworld back to back  nothingshocksmeanymore   Aug-30-04 10:19 PM   #24 
  - lol - then you can follow it up with  luvamericahatebush   Aug-30-04 10:33 PM   #31 
  - Hang out with St Ralph  Cheswick   Aug-30-04 10:19 PM   #25 
  - know your enemy.......watch it as painfull as it is  amerikat   Aug-30-04 10:20 PM   #26 
  - A Hemorrhoidectomy  Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin   Aug-30-04 10:40 PM   #32 
  - Post on this thread through Friday night  nothingshocksmeanymore   Aug-30-04 10:44 PM   #33 
  - What to do?  USA_1   Aug-30-04 10:56 PM   #34 
  - A Repuke Convention---What Could be Worse? n/t  UTUSN   Aug-30-04 11:00 PM   #36 
  - Anything. Anything at all. nt  blondeatlast   Aug-30-04 11:00 PM   #37 
  - Urinate on an electric fence.  jakefrep   Aug-30-04 11:00 PM   #38 
  - Explain to a 15 year old male why saying "that sucks"  put out   Aug-30-04 11:27 PM   #40 
  - watch a 24 hour Kenny G video marathon  sundog   Aug-30-04 11:30 PM   #41 
  - beat the shit out of a dozen greedy old flaccid hardon for warprikkks  bo44   Aug-30-04 11:32 PM   #42 
  - Spend 48 hours in a hospital with an inflamed colon....  LynneSin   Aug-30-04 11:35 PM   #43 
  - Was This BEFORE He Was Secretary Of State ???  WillyT   Aug-30-04 11:42 PM   #46 
     - ba da bump!  nothingshocksmeanymore   Aug-31-04 12:16 AM   #47 
     - An inflamed colon, not an Enraged Colin  LynneSin   Aug-31-04 04:01 AM   #52 
  - Jerk-off in front of my parents  HEyHEY   Aug-31-04 12:17 AM   #48 
  - haha!  nothingshocksmeanymore   Aug-31-04 02:28 AM   #49 
  - oh pshaw  Dookus   Aug-31-04 02:36 AM   #50 
     - ROTFL !!!  jeff30997   Aug-31-04 05:07 AM   #56 
  - just a few things...  Bundbuster   Aug-31-04 03:12 AM   #51 
  - Eat Barbara's bush ? Which one ?  jeff30997   Aug-31-04 05:11 AM   #57 
  - I'd rather suck rancid tuna salad out of my own a$$,  bookfreak   Aug-31-04 04:14 AM   #53 
  - Watch Dookus jerk off in front of HEyHEY's parents.  jeff30997   Aug-31-04 05:23 AM   #58 
  - Ha... hate to say it, but even THAT would even be more entertaining.  Misunderestimator   Aug-31-04 06:47 AM   #59 
  - Have both legs broken by Tony Soprano  auburngrad82   Aug-31-04 08:12 AM   #60 
  - Hook electrodes to my genitals, with cables leading to the generators  GOPisEvil   Aug-31-04 08:14 AM   #61 
  - ouch  nothingshocksmeanymore   Aug-31-04 10:45 AM   #62 
     - Yeah, you can safely assume I won't watch any of the RNC.  GOPisEvil   Aug-31-04 10:48 AM   #64 
  - Pull out my toenails one by one  cmf   Aug-31-04 10:47 AM   #63 
  - Gouge my eyes out.  redqueen   Aug-31-04 10:54 AM   #65 
  - Chew on a ball of aluminum foil.  arbusto_baboso   Aug-31-04 11:11 AM   #66 
  - Shave my butt with a cheese grater, then sit in rubbing alcohol.  arbusto_baboso   Aug-31-04 11:12 AM   #67 
  - oh you're good!  nothingshocksmeanymore   Aug-31-04 01:48 PM   #70 
     - That ain't nuthin. How 'bout "Perform liposcution on Rush Limbaugh...  arbusto_baboso   Aug-31-04 02:14 PM   #71 
  - Go bobbing for "freedom" fries and then slap on some Old Spice  BlueOysterDemocrat   Aug-31-04 11:15 AM   #68 
  - poke m'eyes out with a rusty nail...then stick said nail in m'ears too...  jus_the_facts   Aug-31-04 11:55 AM   #69 
  - Watch a Pauly Shore film festival.  terrya   Aug-31-04 02:17 PM   #72 
  - Eat an entire bucket of molded-over, rotting garden slugs.  SOteric   Aug-31-04 02:22 PM   #73 
  - Oh great, ~you~ get all the good drugs  DS1   Aug-31-04 03:29 PM   #81 
  - shove burning spears in my eyes  lapislzi   Aug-31-04 02:28 PM   #74 
  - Watch an Adam Sandler Marathon...  Misunderestimator   Aug-31-04 02:30 PM   #75 
  - how about 2 weeks and two days?  nothingshocksmeanymore   Aug-31-04 02:50 PM   #77 
     - Even better.  Misunderestimator   Aug-31-04 02:51 PM   #78 
  - Move back to the mainland!  KamaAina   Aug-31-04 02:31 PM   #76 
  - Last night I spent the evening with my ex-wife.  lpbk2713   Aug-31-04 03:07 PM   #79 
  - I'd rather do all these things in this Weird Al song than watch the GOP  khephra   Aug-31-04 03:14 PM   #80 
  - kick  nothingshocksmeanymore   Aug-31-04 08:01 PM   #82 
  - post in Israel/Palestine and Lucianne.com at the same time  Independent429   Aug-31-04 08:03 PM   #83 
  - Be a moderator at the Michael Bolton Fan Club Message Board  sundog   Aug-31-04 08:34 PM   #84 
  - HAHAHA!  nothingshocksmeanymore   Sep-01-04 02:37 PM   #86 
  - Read "Applied Linear Statistical Models"  alarimer   Aug-31-04 08:45 PM   #85 
  - Listen to Britney Spears sing  ronnykmarshall   Sep-01-04 02:56 PM   #87 
 

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