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Mon Aug-30-04 11:27 PM
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40. Explain to a 15 year old male why saying "that sucks"

is not appropriate. Since, "that sucks" will be his fondest fantasy and maybe one of his favorite sexual things.

So don't say "that sucks".

Other things I'd prefer than watching the convention:

Have a very thorough exam.

Drive home a drunk person who isn't ready to quit partying.

Wipe up puke.

Put a Big Mac in a blender so that someone can eat it.

Watch TV church on Sunday morning.

File my nails with a badger. Use a python to apply my makeup. Comb my hair with a porcupine. Brush my teeth with a rabid hedgehog.

I'll think of more. Oh, yeah

I'd rather use the Epilady on...a Bush?

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