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Noodleboy13 Donating Member (184 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 10:33 PM
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18. A bear walks into a bar
and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the bear and says "I don't serve bears beer."
"I was in here the other week and I got a beer" replies the bear.
"That must have been Bartender Bill. I'm bartender Bob and Bartender Bob doesn't serve bears beer."
At this point the bear is getting a little huffy about this treatment.
"Look," he says "In case you haven't noticed, I'm a bear, and I want a beer. If you don't get me a beer, I'll eat someone in this bar. I'll eat that woman over there."
"Listen, maybe you're kinda slow, being a bear and all, so I'll say it slower. Bartender Bob does not serve bears beer."
"Really?" says the bear. "Well you asked for it" and he lumbers over and gulps up the lone woman at the end of the bar, then lumbers back to the bartender. "So how about that beer now?" says the bear.
"Look,I already told you I don't serve bears beer" says Bartender Bob, "and I especially don't serve bears what are on drugs."
"What?" asks the bear, puzzled.
"well that was a bar-bitch you ate" (barbituate)

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  - That is funny but it took me a sec. Getting slow in my old age.  efhmc   Aug-24-04 09:33 PM   #1 
  - Do you have a good "walks into a bar" joke?  iconoclastic cat   Aug-24-04 09:35 PM   #2 
     - Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?  pduck   Aug-24-04 09:40 PM   #3 
     - Very nice!  iconoclastic cat   Aug-24-04 09:43 PM   #5 
     - A priest, a Rabbi, and an Irishman walked into a bar  pduck   Aug-24-04 09:41 PM   #4 
        - On their way home from the bar, two peanuts were chase down an alley.  iconoclastic cat   Aug-24-04 09:45 PM   #6 
  - So this grasshopper hops into a bar,  Ilsa   Aug-24-04 09:48 PM   #7 
  - I haven't heard that one!  iconoclastic cat   Aug-24-04 09:49 PM   #8 
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  - Welcome to DU!  iconoclastic cat   Aug-24-04 09:56 PM   #11 
  - Great!!!  pduck   Aug-24-04 09:58 PM   #13 
  - Hey! That's MY walked-into-a-bar-joke!  DemBones DemBones   Aug-24-04 10:35 PM   #19 
  - 3 guys walk into a bar...a priest, a pedophile, and a child molester...  pduck   Aug-24-04 09:55 PM   #10 
  - Careful!  iconoclastic cat   Aug-24-04 09:58 PM   #12 
  - A baby seal walks into a bar.  pduck   Aug-24-04 09:59 PM   #14 
  - Oh, man...  iconoclastic cat   Aug-24-04 10:00 PM   #16 
  - Crawling up from the floor  skygazer   Aug-24-04 10:43 PM   #20 
  - you evil person.  kodi   Aug-24-04 10:50 PM   #22 
  - A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender...  pduck   Aug-24-04 10:00 PM   #15 
  - Fantastic!  iconoclastic cat   Aug-24-04 10:02 PM   #17 
  - A bear walks into a bar  Noodleboy13   Aug-24-04 10:33 PM   #18 
  - A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.  pduck   Aug-24-04 10:49 PM   #21 
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  - So a guy walks into a bar  antigone382   Aug-24-04 11:46 PM   #25 

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