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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-23-04 01:14 PM
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7. bean or beef?
its important
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  -Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it? ChavezSpeakstheTruth  Aug-23-04 01:03 PM   #0 
  - It Depends  htuttle   Aug-23-04 01:04 PM   #1 
  - Hmmmmm  ChavezSpeakstheTruth   Aug-23-04 01:07 PM   #2 
  - That's not Jesus, that's General Zod!  HypnoToad   Aug-23-04 01:12 PM   #5 
  - That's not Jesus! That's John Lennon!  HypnoToad   Aug-23-04 01:11 PM   #4 
  - The question is flawed,  lib4life   Aug-23-04 01:09 PM   #3 
  - If Jesus Cannot Make a Burrito So Hot He Cannot Eat It  GiovanniC   Aug-23-04 01:26 PM   #10 
  - Holy Russell's Paradox Batman,  Throckmorton   Aug-23-04 02:18 PM   #14 
  - A man who died from crucifixion could never handle pure lava  JVS   Aug-23-04 01:34 PM   #13 
  - Mmmmmmm.... burritos....  redqueen   Aug-23-04 01:13 PM   #6 
  - bean or beef?  matcom   Aug-23-04 01:14 PM   #7 
  - Shouldn't your headline read 'He Himself'?  WilliamPitt   Aug-23-04 01:16 PM   #8 
  - Yes, because Jesus was "only human".  bunnyj   Aug-23-04 01:22 PM   #9 
  - Yes  JVS   Aug-23-04 01:29 PM   #11 
  - I'm just an ordinary mortal. I can't presume to know what He would do.  terrya   Aug-23-04 01:33 PM   #12 
  - I believe I am correct that burritos weren't invented until the 16th  yellowcanine   Aug-23-04 02:29 PM   #15 
  - Couldn't Jesus fire the microradiowaves from his eyes?  ChavezSpeakstheTruth   Aug-23-04 02:32 PM   #16 
  - Begging the question - you presume limitations on omnipotence  kiahzero   Aug-23-04 02:36 PM   #17 
  - Of course he could.  denverbill   Aug-23-04 03:23 PM   #18 
  - Givin' me a headache  mrboxers   Aug-23-04 03:46 PM   #20 
  - Dammit, Jesus wasn't Merlin the Magician  pagerbear   Aug-23-04 03:41 PM   #19 
     - There's a reason Homer is depicted above  ChavezSpeakstheTruth   Aug-23-04 06:42 PM   #21 
        - I'm not hep to pop culture.  pagerbear   Aug-23-04 08:34 PM   #22 
           - You should feel lucky your not plagued with this head full of useless crap  ChavezSpeakstheTruth   Aug-23-04 09:31 PM   #23 
              - Oh, I didn't say I don't have a head full of useless crap  pagerbear   Aug-23-04 10:41 PM   #24 

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